William Nelson

@boogers.io

311 Followers 507 Following

Jack Russell Terrier (Wishbone) dressed in ancient Greek armor. Parthenon in background.
Facebook post: Article Headline: Researchers found a zero-click Facebook account takeover Facebook User: Wait I thought nonce was British for pedo. I'm confused. Me: It's an unfortunate intersection of terminology. Facebook User: What's it mean in programming Me: It means a number that's a pedophile.
Screenshot of Taylor Farms tweet saying "No Taylor Farms branded salads or kits are associated with this cyclospora outbreak." A comma has been conspicuously added after the word "No"
Album art for Aesop Rock and Tobacco: Malibu Ken Depicts a blonde cartoon man with extremely detailed wrinkles, pimples, stubble, eye crud, snot, etc.
Screenshot of this Bluesky thread. First post: ummm @itsphetz. bsky.social im just learning about this. Did you really eat poop for 5 years view full thread (there are other hidden posts in between) Second post, by itsphetz: Oh that's real
Screenshot of Clickhole article "The Time I Spent On A Commercial Whaling Ship Totally Changed My Perspective On The World" by Ishmael: CHAPTER 1. Loomings. Call me Ishmael. Some years ago—never mind how long precisely—having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world. It is a way I have of driving off the spleen and regulating the circulation. Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find myself involuntarily pausing before coffin warehouses, and bringing up the rear of every funeral I meet; and especially whenever my hypos get such an upper hand of me, that it requires a strong moral principle to prevent me from deliberately stepping into the street, and methodically knocking people’s hats off—then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can. This is my substitute for pistol and ball. With a philosophical flourish Cato throws himself upon his sword; I quietly take to the ship. There is nothing surprising in this. If they but knew it, almost all men in their degree, some time or other, cherish very nearly the same feelings towards the ocean with me. There now is your insular city of the Manhattoes, belted round by wharves as Indian isles by coral reefs—commerce surrounds it with her surf. Right and left, the streets take you waterward. Its extreme downtown is the battery, where that noble mole is washed by waves, and cooled by breezes, which a few hours previous were out of sight of land. Look at the crowds of water-gazers there.
Screenshot from Konami Pixel Puzzle Collection on Android, showing the Collection Menu, "School Girls" section with several puzzles labeled "BOSS" Together they make a portrait of Shiori from the game Tokimeki Memorial.
Electrical box with "DEMS R SCUM" letters on it. The word SCUM is defaced by several American flag stickers
Front and back photos of Warhammer librarian and apothecary. Also two budgies. Left is blue with black and white stripes around the neck/back area. Right is Green with yellow and black stripes around the neck/back area. (the warhammer guys match the birds)
1970's McDonalds placemat featuring a purple, four-armed grimace holding 7 shakes. Text: The Evil Grimace Ronald knows is round and purple and has big toes. He carries shakes in every hand as he scurries through McDonaldland.
An assortment of Crayola crayons of various red shades with whimsical names like "radical red", "brick red", "tickle me pink" and "magenta"
Facebook post in "Blue Revolution" with a Threads link to a post by Craig Brittain about an ICE detainee.
My French onion soup in special French onion soup bowls, straight outta the oven.
Ad for the Chandler Ostrich Festival promoting their headline musical act, Vanilla Ice
A dove sitting in a nest. A plastic zip tie is woven into the nest.
My French onion soup in special French onion soup bowls, straight outta the oven.
Screenshot of Google search for "dick dorkins" There are no warnings like "Did you mean...?" The first result is "Richard Dawkins" on Wikipedia.
Two men in hats and suits carrying a long container holding a 2222 card YuGiOh deck that was technically compliant with the rules at the time.
quattrotini boiling in a pot
Center: Lawrence Krauss Right: Steven Pinker Left: Jeff
Official portrait of Vice President Joe Biden in his West Wing Office at the White House, Jan. 10, 2013. (Official White House Photo by David Lienemann)
Scene from Venture Bros. Dean, a teenage boy hero, ponders airplane wreckage: "I think I figured out why the plane crashed." Cockpit revealed with the skeletal remains of the pilot and copilot. "There were skeletons driving it!"
Meyers parrot sitting in a green bowl looking very excited.
Political sign for Turning Point candidates for SRP election defaced with "FUCK MAGA" in spray paint
Screenshot of my CK3 play time: 609 hours, 0/188 achievements
Picture looking up at the underside of a porcupine. Big pointy rodentlike teeth are visible below the snoot.
ms rachel and mayor mamdani pantomiming crying
Wide shot of the Dems cum box, and a bush nearby
Electrical box with DEMS=CUM and DEMS CUM, with green paint splatted over top.
D•MS_SC__ DEMSRSCUM
Electrical box with "DEMS=_CUM" and "DEMS__CUM"
Electrical box with "DEMS=_CUM" on it
range_list = [] for inr in ingredient_ranges: start_ind, end_ind = inr.split("-") range_list.append((int(start_ind), int(end_ind))) print(range_list) while True: print(range_list[2]) new_start = range_list[2][0] new_end = range_list[2][1] delete_list = [] mutate=False for index, r in enumerate(range_list): if r[0] <= range_list[2][0] <= r[1]: mutate=True print(index, r) delete_list.append(index) new_start = min(new_start, r[0]) new_end = max(new_end, r[1]) if mutate: print(new_start, new_end) delete_list.sort(reverse=True) for index in delete_list: del range_list[index] range_list.append((new_start, new_end)) print(range_list) score = 0 for z in range_list: score+= len(range(z[0], z[1]+1)) print("score:", score)
Brussels Sprouts Gratin after baking. The cheese and panko over the sprouts has browned and looks delicious.
Brussels Sprouts Gratin just before being put in the oven. The brussel sprouts are covered in a cheese sauce within a Dutch oven.
import getpass, io, requests, os try: session_id = '123123123abcdabcd' except: if os.path.isfile('./token'): with open('./token') as myfile: session_id = myfile.read() else: session_id = getpass.getpass('Session ID: ') print(session_id) def fetch_input(year, day): url = f'https://adventofcode.com/{year}/day/{day}/input' headers = {'Cookie': f'session={session_id}'} response = requests.get(url, headers=headers) return io.StringIO(response.text) with fetch_input(2025, 1) as fp: input_data = fp.read()
Beautifully presented meal that's challenging to describe. There's a nest of rice noodles with fried spring-roll-like "birds" and a bowl of Asian sauce. There's also a veil to cover your head in shame. The subtitles say "...and you can pluck these little birdies from their nest"
Facebook post by Ben Shapiro saying "Words mean things."
Pixel art depicting "On the bone meat" It looks a little like a femur stuck through a giant meatball. Used in Zelda as "Enemy Bait"
Jose Ferrer portraying Padishah Emperor Shaddam IV in the movie Dune (1984) An older, balding man with grey hair, beard and moustache stands in a golden throne room. He wears a military uniform with golden adornments. His face reads as bemused.
Thumbnail image for this post. Left half is Disney standing with a slight lean backwards and belly pushed out to create a dynamic and cartoony pose. Right half is the Disney+ logo. The word Disney with a faint arch over it. Combined, it looks like the arch might be a stream of pee, reminiscent of those old "Calvin Peeing" bumper stickers.
Lyrics excerpt: every time the moon is up I'm in the motel (moon hotel)
The Car Test Smaller than car: Safe web Size of car: risky web Bigger than car: dangerous web Reference: https://clickhole.com/7-handy-mnemonic-devices-for-remembering-that-humans-us-1825123304/
Screenshot of Bluesky moderation list titled "Iraq War Cheerleaders" Matthew Yglesias is on the list.
Balancing Siphon coffee maker, a contraption that somehow makes coffee.
Picture from the TV show Twin Peaks. Agent Dale Cooper is hanging by his feet from an overhead pipe.
Screenshot of Steam library showing Little Rocket Lab downloading at 45%
4 panel comic: Reginald: "Beartato, check out this sword" Beartato: "This what?" Reginald: "This sword!" Beartato: "That's not how you pronounce sword!" Reginald: "Then how DO you pronounce it?" Beartato: "Sword" Reginald: "Oh!" Reginald: "Well I feel foolish"
Coprolite Fossil for sale labeled "Dinosaur poop" $6.00
Museum display of a Selenite crystal in a glass case.
Plaque with IBCCES sensory information to aid people with Autism and other sensory issues. Touch:2, Taste:1, Sound:5, Smell:1, Sight:3
Screenshot of two Facebook comments: 1. Sorta reminds me of Jon Bois' "Breaking Madden" 2. this is incredible, how have I never seen this lol
My weird bird, a Meyers Parrot named Quackers, sitting in a green bowl, looking extremely pleased. (He's not allowed to be in the bowl)
Reverend Mother from Dune 2025. A woman wears an elaborate black outfit with a mesh veil and triangular hat. Her hand rests on a small but ominous looking box.
Unicode Sample illustration for "face with bags under eyes"
Google Trends interface showing top related queries for "disney plus cancel" Top results are: how cancel disney plus how to cancel how to cancel disney plus how to cancel disney cancel subscription disney plus
Robot from Lost In Space. Arms and legs look a little like dryer tubes. Hands are giant C-shaped clamps. Feet are like tank treads. Head is a light fixture. A perfect machine.
Panel 1: a rock outcropping over a flaming chasm. Text reads "I led Obama deep into the fires of Mount Doom, where the ring was forged, the one place it could be destroyed." Panel 2: A man shouts "Cast it into the fire!" Panel 3: Closeup of the gold ring. It is inscribed with "State Secrets" and "Executive Privilege" Panel 4: The man shouts again "Destroy it" Panel 5: The man's eyes widen in shock Panel 6: Obama turns away, a sinister grin on his face. "No" Panel 7: "Obamaa!!"
Facebook ad for Ivermectin: "Score everyday low prices on all your..." Durvet 3 Pack of Paste, 0.21 Ounces Apple Flavored