Booniss Everdrunk

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Hobbit. Bookworm. Geek. Grotbomb. Voracious tea drinker. Murder Basement owner. Trash horror fan. Hot HR takes on old tv shows.

Lady saying "full moon, half moon, total eclipse" as she takes bites out of a jaffa cake.
Mini lego cat tree built with tan and green lego bricks, complete with tiny black lego cat in a pouncey position.
The Unicorn Hunters by Katherine Arden. Check out those spredges. Phwoar.
This just in: 13 professional writers teamed up with Google's AI slop engine (WordCraft) to write a story each, helping legitimize the plagiarism machine. Never going to read anything by them again. I hope the money was worth it, you bunch of clowns.
Trad Wife by Sarah Langan.
Slasher Summer by E.L. Chen. Cover is giving 90s slasher movie poster vibes with a circle of friends around a spooky looking house and a hooded masked killer in the centre. It's designed to look like a video tape, because it's marketed to me personally.
Wolf Worm by T Kingfisher.
Julie Chan is Dead by Liann Zhang.
Year of the Mer by LD Lewis.
Reform UK and Labour candidates go head to head in second count.
Judge Dredd The Mega Collection: Fetish
Miss White making out with Mr Boddy's dead body in Clue.
White mug captioned "it's accrual world".
Approximately 40 thousand different species of spider have been discovered and classified to date - a total of 30 and 40 billion spiders in the world. Approximately 550 million human beings inhabit the face of the earth. This gives a ratio of nearly 70 thousand to one in favour of the spiders...
Spiders by Richard Lewis.
Our Wives Under The Sea by Julia Armfield.
‘The Odyssey’ Proves It: Audiences Want Movies Made the Hard Way This year's breakouts like 'Project Hail Mary' and 'Obsession' were made by filmmakers who sweated. While CG-stuffed franchise disappointments such as 'Supergirl,' 'Moana,' and 'The Mandalorian and Grogu' looked lazy
Shirley in Community searching for Vaughn's tiny nipples.
I would say, if you've very clearly wanted to be leader of your party for a decade and a half that you should probably have a plan ready to go target than say you'll present a plan later.
Sparrow Hill Road by Seanan McGuire.
The Watchers by A.M Shine.
Hannah Waddingham in a long black dress looking like a goddess.
Hungerstone by Kat Dunn.
Brigands and Breadknives by Travis Baldree.
Ryan Gosling in Project Hail Mary. He is wearing a snuggly cream cardi, slutty little glasses and has tousled hair. Fwaw.
The Dreamless by Jen Williams.
Proper Middle Earth style map except PINK
The Dreamless by Jen Williams.
RIP Sir Walter Elliot. You would have loved looksmaxxing.
HBO intro.
Dead Silence by SA Barnes.
The Dream Hotel by Laila Lalami.
Homelander doing a Big Sigh.
Saw Gerrera in Andor saying "you have no idea where I am" when in fact everyone knew exactly where he was.
Judge Dredd The Mega Collection: Devlin Waugh Chasing Herod.
How to Kill a Guy in Ten Dates by Shailee Thompson.
Aftertaste by Daria Lavelle.
Judge Dredd: The Mega Collection - Devlin Waugh Swimming in Blood.
Chang in Community squinting at a postage stamp size piece of paper.
BunnieXO claps back against rumours amid divorce with Jelly Roll.
Dana Scully sat at her laptop. Caption reads: Special Agent Dana Scully, field journal entry number 2. Fuck this job.
The Lost World by Michael Crichton.
The superflu was a biological weapon created by the American government, which got loose during a containment breach on June 13, 1990. Everyone died in the base, except for a security guard named Charlie Campion, who fled the base with his wife and child, unaware that he was infected himself.
The Dowager, scowling all around, breasts hanging low, one of them resting on her coral cane pommel, the carved cherubs stoically bearing the burden.
Nine Goblins by T Kingfisher.
White mug which says "well hello there" above some excellent moustaches.
I meet its mullioned eyes from the open phaeton, rolling across the moor to my destiny, my breasts jiggling in my corset.
Victorian Psycho by Virginia Feito.
Mr Green, Professor Plum, and Cl Mustard in Clue simultaneously crossing their legs.
How to Kill a Crime Writer by Sarah Lotz.
Death Comes as the End by Agatha Christie.
Judge Dredd The Mega Collection: Stars of Psi-Division.
Yougov daily chat: are you afraid of dying?
Captain Picard sitting down with his legs on his desk, captioned I really am too busy for this kind of nonsense.
Oath of Fealty by Niven and Pournelle.
Itch by Gemma Amor.
Neal Caffrey looking like young Henry Cavill.
A Wizard's Guide to Defensive Baking by T Kingfisher.
Kardashian explained to her show’s cameras exactly why she was there. “I am going to the Met with Karl Lagerfeld’s cat as my date,” she said, “and I’m so excited.” Later she further spelled out the mindset she was bringing to that day’s meeting: “Choupette is really key to my whole vibe for the Met this year.”
Seven of Nine with a disgusted expression on her face with a phone held up in front of her.