Boon Sheridan v2.6

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Boonerang™ is self-cleaning and features a safety lock, lower storage drawers, manual clock, countdown timer, ignition, and warming controls. Past lives at 18F, Automattic, NASDAQ, Digitas, etc.

The Trio LP Trio and Error.
Mike Peters of the alarm
A picture of a card from Edward Gorey's Fantod Deck, the Urn, shown upside down.
A screen capture from The Simpsons. In Mr. Burns' plush office, complete with amazing floor-to-ceiling bookcases, C. Montgomery Burns stands in a stern pose as he looks over a model of the town of Springfield. A concerned Mr. Smithers looks on as Burns utters the famous line, "SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIME MAN HAS YEARNED TO DESTROY THE SUN."
A photo of a small white and orange cat sleeping curled in the bowl of a bidet. (Not for nothing the smile on the cat is outstanding.)
A teddy bear in a western outfit - hat, bolo tie, vest, boots and more. The caption above and below them reads: GOD GRANT ME THE SERENITY TO ACCEPT THE VIBES THAT AREN'T ROOTIN TOOTIN
Doctor Nick Riviera from the Simpsons shown in close-up standing in a doorway. His face is a symphony of concentration and focus. What could it be? Concern? Frustration? Acid reflux. It is left to the viewer to decide.
The meme of a DC Supervillain looking at the screen and asking, "Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?"
A bearded man holding a black and white cat. A black and white cat who does not appear too happy to be the target of some smooching.
The logo of an open book with a smile from the Reading Is Fundamental program with the words replaced with to Reduction In Force.
A large green six sided dye with the words “ call and lament to a friend” on it. The dye sits on a notebook covered in stickers featuring both UX New Zealand & CanUX.
A screen shot of a list on The Simpsons: My goals Own a tandem bike Visit the holy land, return safely Download something Never change hairdo Try wheat bread
A screen cap of the Simpsons where Bart and Homer sit in a darkened room in front of the TV. Homer pats the couch and beckons you join them.
A black and white photo of Basher the tabby and Patches the calico in the living room looking expectantly at the camera knowing the dinner hour is about to arrive and they are ready for the feast to begin. Like all pets, they found a way into our hearts and will stay there forever. May each of you find a pet or person who takes the same place in yours. ❤️
On the left, Patches the tiny Calico in a tight pose reminiscent of poultry. On the right, a large bird dressed and ready for roasting. I’m just talking about the poses here. I’m not making any references to eating cats.
A screen capture from the Simpsons Treehouse of Horror where Homer is being given “smile therapy” via hooks holding the edges of his mouth up in a grin full of teeth, gums, and dental fatalism.
A screen cap of Moe Syzlak from the Simpsons. His face is a rictus of awkwardness and heartburn wrapped up in a bar apron and bow tie. For those asking, I still appreciate you asking. We’re all doing the best we can. Thank you. Love to you all.
The book Zen Antics.
Three cats awkwardly eating from different bowls, one standing astride another and each at an angle that seems chaotic in the way only cats can be. Also, it highlights how much bigger the Professor is over the other two. It’s like a school bus parked next to a mini and a hatchback.
An ad on Reddit with a grid of calculators and copy that says, "Advertisement: r/math Get paid to explain why dividing by zero is bad. $30-50/hr teaching AI mathematics."
The book Zen Antics
The cover of the book “ Alexander and the terrible, horrible no good very bad day” by Judith Viorst
The book “the positive power of negative thinking” by Dr. Julie Norem
A brightly colored can of ground coffee from Monsoon Roasters in Springfield Mass with a wintertime graphic atop and the blend’s name, “frosty balls” We n large, friendly letters.
This is a screen capture of the Simpsons from the episode "Colonel Homer," in which Homer, clad in a fancy white suit, looks at Marge with the caption, "It takes two to lie—one to lie and one to listen." Marge's response is exasperated, to say the least.
A photo of an empty, fenced-in lot with safety barriers surrounding it. The bleakness of it swells off the page. Just past the parking lot is what looks to be an abandoned warehouse. It, too, gives off the vibe of unattended waste and decay. Atop the warehouse is a billboard sign with an ad for M&T Bank that reads, "Quite the view, huh?"
A photo of a Post-it note with the words, "TOA OF POOH."
An image of a lion, unconscious and strapped down into an MRI machine.
A picture of a cat's head poking out of a shirt in the style of "that's not a person, it's three cats in a trenchcoat!" ("Yes, I'd like to cash this check for Churu cat treats please...")
A photo-realistic image of a brain on fire. Flames lick the base of the brain and fly upwards in a dance of heat and energy. One can almost hear Madeline Kahn saying, "Flames... flames on the side of my face..."
A still from The Simpsons where Homer Simpson is reading a book entitled “owning your okayness”
A scene from a Richard Scarry book with animals going about their day in town. Featured on the page is a butcher shop with the sign “Choice abs Cheap Meat.” Inside, Charles Chimp the butcher prepares to cut a large piece of meat on the block. If the town is all animals, WHAT IS THE MEAT FROM!?? It’s probably people isn’t it… people.
A map of counties in Massachusetts with Hampden and Hampshire counties highlighted in red and green. Hampden county (in red) stands out and the city of Holyoke can be identified by an awkward protrusion up into Hampshire county. Said protrusion can look a bit like a finger from a raised fist.
A picture of two cats in a bedroom. One orange cat sits on the floor at the edge of the frame. This cat, slightly out of focus and, perhaps just enjoying life, sits with the caption “my mental health.” On the other side of the picture is a black and white cat is flying across the room. The cat’s pose, angle of flight, and sharp focus tell of velocity, force, and soon to be seen explosion of fur, meows, and confusion. This cat is captioned, “every social media feed.” It’s not subtle or complicated, I’m tired. Love you all!
A piece of pizza with blistered, slightly burnt look. The edges of the pepperoni slices curl with disdain as their blackened edges call to be crunched.
A bottle of Souther Amaro Liquor from High Wire Distilling
A bottle of Suntory Whiskey in a distinctive shape with ridges and edges like a turtle shell.
A tall bottle labeled Privateer Gin, tiki-style.
A bottle of Fernet Vexia and a bottle of Amaro di Santa Nolita.
Two paint cans of genever. No, seriously, they look like the cans you use for paint thinner or lighter fluid. Thankfully, the liquor inside is much better than either.
A bottle of John Watling's pale rum. (Because the 5 year aged was enough to blow my bottle budget that trip.)
A bottle of Rogue Society gin next to a bottle of Lighthouse gin, more NZ goodness.
Two paper-wrapped bottles of Gunpowder Rum, the pride of Wellington, NZ.
Two bottles of whiskey, one labeled "Aureum 2009 single malt" the other labeled "Slyrs single malt whiskey."
A collection of bottles behind a home bar.
A shot of a gleaming, polished brown bar with glassware and shakers with just an extra bit of shine on them. Behind them are rows of bitters, liquor, bottles, and glassware.
A brightly painted metal figure of a chicken stands proudly before a Christmas tree. The colors are majestic and inspiring, yellows and oranges against blues and greens. It screams, “THIS IS CHRISTMAS” in a way you feel deep in your bones. Bless us all, you beautiful Chicken.
A picture of toilet paper in a wall holder. Above it are three diagrams: “no” and an empty toilet roll, “no” with a roll of toilet paper sitting on the holder, and “yes” with the toilet paper properly on the roll and holder. Below, in a grim visage of bathroom horror, someone has put the toilet paper in the roll crossways, with the holder jammed through the holder. It looks unnatural. Demonic. Just one look and part of your soul feels unclean.
The cover of the Three Suns "A Ding Dong Dandy Christmas" that shows three men in matching skater outfits and scarves helping up a woman in a Santa suit up from the ice. Bright AND awkward.
A record cover with a model shown from the side of her head with a bright smile and even brighter, ornaments, tinsel and more in her hair. It doesn’t look entirely practical, but since when are the holidays supposed to be practical?
An interstitial card with the copy: Think F.A.S. T Face is it too big for their head? Are they having a stroke? S Time, to call the Coastguard
A gray and white cat sleeping with its tail, curled around its face for warmth.
A box of Golden Grahams cereal sits behind a baking dish full of “Indoor S’mores.” Indoor S’Mores are Golden Grahams cereal, mixed with mini-marshmallows, coated in melted chocolate and layered out into a snacking depth.
The movie poster for 1994's Speechless starring Micheal Keaton and Geena Davis.
The side of a ventilation duct in an alleyway is covered in stickers and graffiti: a large stencil of "UMASS TORTURES MONKEYS" with a picture of a monkey behind bards, a sticker that reads "MORON FAE, "STOP COPS EVERYWHERE," "6 BRICKS," and many more.
A multi-colored tall can of coffee from Monsoon Roasters with the label "Liquid Sunshine" sits next to a coffee mug with cats in space suits and the caption "Kennedy Space Center." It's the perfect morning combo.
The book “A Night in the Lonesome October” by Robert Zelazny. (Flanked by books, the Necronomicon, The Cthulhu Mythos, The Keep, and A East Wind Coming.)