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@boopidoop.bsky.social

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A screenshot from the movie Hot Fuzz (2007), of a middle-aged straight couple working as bartenders at the local pub. In the scene, they are joking about an error in the local newspaper, where the man says "They listed her age as 55!", then she cuts him off saying "When I'm actually 53!", and the man chuckles and echoes her saying "53.." and trails off
a pair of black glasses (also known as spectacles) on a white background
A ginger/orange tabby cat, curled up into a ball on a white duvet. His head is nearly upside down, pushing his forehead into the pillow while still showing one closed eye and a silly little nose
meerkats huddling on some rocks
A comic panel, signed by the artist Bors, depicting two characters talking to each other on a grassy hill, with a medieval castle in the background. On the left, a person in peasant-like clothing and wrinkles on their face and hands is carrying a large bundle of sticks strapped to their back, and says "We should improve society somewhat.". The other character, who has no wrinkles and is wearing an orange tshirt and is popping out of a stone well, resting their elbows on the sides of the well with their fingers interlaced, with a large grin, responds "Yet you participate in society. Curious! I am very intelligent.". On the right side of the panel, just outside of it, there is text saying "Dist. by Universal Uclick" and the date the comic was made, 9-13-16
a calico cat sitting at the end of my bed, facing to the right of the image
itch.io's Community Rules page, under "reporting bad behaviour"
An offbrand PlayStation 2 controller. Looks similar to a regular one, but doesn't have the "Sony" or "PlayStation" logo/text, and the buttons on the right pad have a different icon design. The shapes and colours are the same, but each shape has two lines cutting into it, pointing into the centre
a screenshot of my "spotify wrapped" this year. it says my top song this year was karma police by radiohead, having listened to it 95 times over 2024
screenshot of the healthera app, where it is recommending treatments for erectile dysfunction and hair loss
A screenshot from the TV show "Psych", depicting the main character Shawn Spencer undercover as an employee at a planetarium. The caption says "My name is Aurora Borealis"
A screenshot from "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine", of Dr.. Julian Bashir gazing wistfully as he says "She had the most exquisite feet."
A screenshot of The New Norm Episode 2. The image depicts people in two queues, one for an Amazon-sponsored rocket to Canada, the other for an X-sponsored rocket to Mars. Whether the second rocket is owned by X or SpaceX or both is unclarified. The right queue to the Mars rocket is formed of stereotypical Republicans, wearing red caps, dungarees, blue jeans and camo shirts, and holding signs saying "MAGA" and "TRUMP" and the flag of the USA. The left queue are wearing shirts and tank tops with peace symbols and the gay flag on the back, one wearing a headband with a vague pride flag composed of yellow, peach, navy blue and purple stripes. This could be a crude version of the Pansexual or Nonbinary flag, but who honestly knows. One is also holding a sign saying "KAMALA", and others are holding the Trans and Gay pride flags. Also the Canada rocket is rather small, while than the Mars rocket is large, thick and girthy, as a very subtle nod to how Elon Musk has very large genitalia. This is objectively very funny and does in fact count as a joke, apparently
A black background with these words in white letters: "Get to know my game taste. For every like, I will post one game I love."
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #292,825!
a distinguished gentleman (my cat is sitting upright on a kitchen chair)
closeup of the side of my face. i am looking off to the side, sticking my tongue out. i am wearing black glasses and have a short beard, and a ponytail draping over my shoulder. on the left of the image is my shoulder, wearing a blue hoodie and light blue tshirt, with a backpack. on top of said backpack and shoulder is a black and white cat, looking up at the sky, with her paws stretched out as she sits on my back
A black and white cat, looking up at the camera while rubbing its cheek against a walking stick
An image of a notification from a modded game of The Sims 4. On the upper left is a recreation of Dobby from Harry Potter. On the right, the text reads "Dobby has been diagnosed with Tuberculosis. Sims can treat this disease with home remedies such as rest, orange juice or tea, but also need to either immunize against the disease or take the antibiotics prescribed. Dobby can fill the prescription via the online pharmacy. Consequences of not treating this disease are fatal!". At the bottom is a button prompt, labelled "Thanks for letting me know."