Booster Grey

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Comic reader, STL gym owner, AEW fan, Chiefs Kingdom, Cardinals Nation, occasional blogger. Talker of things, knower of stuff.

A Crazy Mad Space God wants to judge Doom, of all people. "I appear to Victor Von Doom and give him a simple challenge: 'Say that Reed Richards is smarter than you and you will pass.' He laughs and the laughs some more, turns and leaves. He passes himself. I concur."
The non-gory part of the escalator scene from The Final Destination
Look, I'll level with you, I'm at work and this is...I'm not transcribing this twitter exchange. I just don't have the time. So it's Glenn Jacobs saying something stupid and right wing and pro-Russia, and our most beloved Hangman Adam Page responding with links to UNICEF for supporting Ukrainian kids, Ukrainian Crisis Relief, and a youtube video What's the video of? Ten Ruthless Chair Shots Kane Took to the Head
Dante from Grandma's Boy telling you "Now hit this joint and have some fun"
General Timothy Treister, with an Iron Man gimmick on his chest, wearing only the American Flag and a post it note saying "FIX IT!" has been shot into space while saluting He's going to see if ALIEN TECHNOLOGY can cure his peepee cancer!
Drew Carey hosting "Whose Line is it Anyway?" and saying one of his trademark lines "Welcome back to Whose Line Is It Anyway?, the show where everything is made up and the points don't matter."
It's 9:05 on Monday May 4th, I have 88% battery, and Angelico's theme, Voel Die Vibe Vandag, is rocking on my music player
It's 4:36 on Friday, May 1 My phone battery is at 36% And I'm listening to "Damn It Feels Good to Be a Gangsta" by Geto Boys Why? Because I saw Office Space on a VHS that I got from Blockbuster and the rest is history. Literally. It's over twenty year old lore.
Doug Remer telling Squeak "Little Bitch" Scolari "Naw, dude, you're a little bitch.", while Joe Cooper eats some cereal Watch BASEketball
Homer Simpson lighting up a joint
A 30 Rock meme Top panel is Liz saying "What a week, huh?" Middle is Jack saying "Lemon, it's Wednesday" Bottom has Jack's head replaced by Excalibur from AEW saying "AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!"
A very serious Batman making a very serious statement "Of course, you've got bigger problems right now. An Amazon attack, a deadly bee weapon...* Bees. My God."
Dante and Dr. Shakalu from Grandma's Boy standing on a patio outside of a party as people walk in. Doc has a joint, and Dante has some sage advice "Now hit this joint and have some fun!"
Homer Simpson explaining his name change to the kids "Kids, there's three ways to do things--the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way!" "Isn't that the wrong way?" "Yeah, but faster!"
It's a messenger discussion about Ric Flair autograph prices. You're missing nothing of value.
Choke Gasp! The best of 75 years of EC Comics An awesome hardcover. Highly recommend
The full cover for Onslaught: Marvel Universe, which was so freaking awesome despite middle school me with no context having fuck all idea what was going on
In the future, Miguel pulls out the Hammer of Thor at meetings and dares people who argue with him to lift it if they want his job.
Look, I'm posting a few of these pages, and I'm at work, so I really can't do the alt- text that I want to, but also...this is bad. It's Miguel O'Hara and Steve Rogers, both in civilian clothes, and Miggy confesses to Steve that he wants to give him something, and Steve recognizes it It's the wooden walking staff that once belonged to Dr. Donald Blake, who would strike it to the ground to become the mighty Thor. Miguel shows an understanding for that much, at least, but there's no mention of it being proof that Thorism is based in fact
Thor 2099 is wearing just...a terribly costume. Yellow pants, red boots, a blue chest piece that connects at the waist/crotch, but only kind half covers the chest. There's a red arrow that's supposed to be a hammer, but it looks like an arrow that point to his face. And there are some gold circles that the big red cape connects to, but they really just cover his nipples. He's also got a very 90's headdress on. It's bad. And there's dialog. "This is the time the prophecies have spoken of! Know you, now and forever, that I am Thor, Ruler of the Tempestuous Storm, God of the Rolling Thunder! And I have returned with all the power and glory that are mind to command! Is that not right, faithful Heimdall?"
Welcome to the X-Men, Kitty Pryde Hope you survive the experience!
My 9 games 1. Crono Trigger 2. Link's Awakening 3. Pokemon Blue 4. WCW vs. nWo: World Tour 5. X-Men Legends. Could have been two, both are better than any Ultimate Alliance game 6. Mortal Kombat 2 was the first fighting game that made me want to get better at it 7. Super Mario All Stars, because I couldn't choose between 3 and World 8. Total Annihilation, my favorite RTS game. Was also the game that showed me that modding existed. I was terrible at the modding, but loved downloading other peoples. 9. Civilization 4. Greatness.
My phone lock screen. It's 9:29 in the morning on Friday, March 6th and I'm listening to the second Hayter Rave
The cover to a Crossed trade, likely the first one it features a close up of a man's face with the red Crossed scar on it Surely good and wholesome things will occur within, and not an infected swinging around a horsecock as a weapon while screaming "Horsecock'l
Rick James on Chappelle's Show saying "Cocaine's a hell of a drug..." and then laughing
Triple H in 2002
My personal favorite variant of the Scooby Gang from Buffy the Vampire Slayer From left to right, in the front row, you've got Dawn, Buffy, Willow, and Anya From left to right, in the back row, you've got Spike, Tara, and Xander I wouldn't argue Giles being there, but I didn't find that picture
"Oh my god--YOUR FACE! In all the confusion, I had forgotten that Wolverine slashed your face right before we were whisked away from Earth! Are you all right?"! Sharon Ventura delivers the exposition everyone needs as Thing keeps his face hidden and Reed and Johnny look over Then we we see the scarred up face of Ben Grimm while he says "Whadda YOU think?!"
The cover of Fantastic Force #1, featuring Psi-Lord! Vibraxis! Devlor! Huntara! "Go-Getters who never say die!" I don't want to read this
A few doctors wheel in a cart containing a golden egg, saying "It's an egg!" The Fantastic Four (Namor, Ant Man, Human Torch, and Invisible Woman) look shocked. Triton just stands there
The debut of Teen Franklin He's wearing ridiculous power armor, which he's removed the helmet of. He's got a Gambit style headpiece that wraps around his forehead and down the sides by his ears with no practical purpose, and some random tech slapped on his face "I'm right here, dad!" "Hi, everybody! I hope you missed me! I certainly missed all of you!"
"WHATEVER HAPPENED TO ALICIA?!" The Human Torch yells in a way that nobody would ever speak, while trying to burn a female Skrull in a robe that minutes ago was his wife "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY WIFE?! HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN MASQUERADING AS HER?! WHERE IS SHE--?!" Pretty sure Sue saves her Anyway, here's answers to his questions! Alicia was abducted and replaced by the Skrulls before the first Secret War as a way to get someone close to the F4, so they chose Thing's girlfriend. Thing is, though, Ben didn't come back, so they pivoted and this new Skrull Alicia went for Torch instead. She is his wife, that's who he married, he never even went on a date with the real Alicia Masters And the Skrulls have her out in space, they get her back within a few issues and she goes back to wanting to be with Ben because only this Skrull, Lyja, was actually with him. She's been
The cover of Spider-Girl #1 by Tom DeFalco and Pat Oliffe
The cover for Fantastic Four #387, with a Sue in her old uniform surrounded by purple energy saying "They're dead! Johnny and Ben...I...I saw them die!" while Namor, Lyja, Thing, and Human Torch look shocked at her There's a yellow blurb that says "From out of time, a grim harbinger from the future--or is it the past? Warns the F.F. that...NOBODY GETS OUT ALIVE!"
Samoa Joe walking away while Jon Cruz dives at him and gives a very noticeable "What gives?!" as he plummets to the mat.
Chris Kanyon saying "Who betta than Kanyon? Nobody!" It thankfully omits the crowd correcting him and screaming "EVERYBODY!"
The Mighty Monarch wrapping up an awesome rant about what true hate is with one of my favorite Monarch lines "I wanted to build an empire to house the machine TO KICK HIS ASS!"
Look, I'm on the bike and have mandatory alt text on, so you're getting something but not nearly all of it, sorry It's a pge from Astonishing X-Men where a powered down Colossus wakes up very confused to Cyclops, with no visor and no eye blasts, shooting Sebastian Shaw The one dialog exchange I can do at the moment is the last one "Peter, please. I'm an X-Man. I don't shoot people. I'm just trying to make a point" Which he says while shooting Negasonic Teenage Warhead in the face
AEW HYAN & MAYA WORLD ARE #ALLELITE