BOOTLEGDARKLORD

@bootlegdarklord.bsky.social

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he/they/it, 24 AKA stillunpainted from tumblr. I like smt, twewy, pokemon, drakenier, and writing. Sometimes I blog on beehiiv and compose music. https://bootlegdarklord.bandcamp.com/ https://bootlegdarklord.beehiiv.com/ pfp by redbuddi on tumblr

The first panel shows a lone cowboy walking. The second panel shows a Seeker with a nefarious smirk on their face about to use sunder mind. The third panel shows the cowboy picturing themself flipping off the incoming sunder mind attack. The fourth panel is just a random png of an explosion
That one picture of Kane Parsons used in every article and shitpost about him
Screenshot from Wikipedia that says "Nair's son, Zohran Kwame Mamdani, is listed as third assistant director on the IMDb entry for the film."
Youtube video titled "What Happened to Mister Shit?" (shit is censored in title) The thumbnail is some white guy with his face blocked by a big black bar, and there's a glitch effect behind him.
USA Today Article titled "Your Kids Might Be 'Aura Farming' and 'Clip Farming.' Do You Know What It Is?" The thumbnail image is a boy looking at his phone in bed
Cover of the novel "Black Flame." The title is written in a smoky blue and white font. There is a person on the cover with short black hair. Their neck is wrapped in film that is coming out of their mouth. Black tears emerge from their completely white eyes. The tagline, "do you want it?" is written in white text to the left.
"2024 nuclear family meme" made with characters from the movie Alien. The neurodivergent dad is Ripley. The male mom is the guy who got impregnated by the face hugger. The daughter is the xenomorph. The woke dog is Jonesy the cat
Box art for Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia. Albus and Shanoa stand back to back, with Albus on the left and Shanoa on the right. Shanoa is wearing an open back dress that reveals her entire back to show off the glyphs on her back and shoulders. She has long black hair and wears mostly black. Albus is in brown and white clothing and has a gun. He has blondish rown hair and his face is partially obscured.
An edited screenshot of K-On. The main girl is wearing a flannel hat, holding an entire slab of chocolate fudge, and a 24 oz bottle of faygo. She's standing in a somewhat empty downtown area.
moog theremini. A small white device shaped like a pill with an antenna sticking up on the right side.
Top half is white text on an orange background that says "I'm addicted to this Buddhism game. Think Duolingo, but instead of learning a language, you're becoming a Buddhism expert. It's fun, fast, and literally built by game designers and teachers. I finally feel llike I'm finding some peace in my everyday life." The bottom half of the image is the Caves of Qud logo.
Hornet from Hollowknight/ Silksong. She has a white horned head and is wearing a bright red cloak. She holds a needle that is attached to silk that's flowing around her. She has long, skinny legs and is taking a battle stance.
Girl with short black hair holding a katana with futuristic light blue patterns on the blade. She's in a dark red school uniform. The caption says "society is already doomed in my time"
On the left, the devil is saying "my child will have realistic transition goals" while on the right Jesus has a speech bubble that is just a sprite of Gerson in his Hammer of Justice outfit, laughing.
A blue guy who kind of looks like he's made of water's torso is sprouting out of a strange creature's body. I can't really tell what it is, but it kind of looks like a cross between a frog, a lizard, and some kind of bug.
A stock image of a hand holding a small object with pinched fingers edited so that the hand is holding the Knight from Deltarune. It is hanging its arms down like a cat being picked up by the scruff.
Edited "did you know gaming?" Screenshot that just says "Did you gaming?" It has low res pngs of Parasect and Chrom. The text reads "as of 7:13 PM EST, January 5th 2017, if you Google Image Search Parasect and Chrom Kissing, you get no relevant results."
Parasect kissing Chrom. Its claw is ruffling his hair and Chrom is blushing. There are two giant hearts drawn on top. Uses Chrom's official art and Parasect's generation 3 back sprite.
A message that reads "Asahi starts sobbing uncontrollably. What will you do?" The options are "comfort her" and "ignore her and leave"
Screenshot of a transcript of some text from shin megami tensei 4: apocalypse. It reads "Just betray your friends. It's so easy." -Medusa. The guide shows three options, refuse, agree, and ignore her.
Edited comic panel where Batman is telling one of the teenage mutant turtles about his dead parents. Batman is replaced by Ryland, a man with red hair and a large, red cape saying "this is where I watched my people die, Axel." Axel replaces the turtle. He has black hair and is wearing a gray jacket over a white t-shirt with a pixel pattern on it, and simply responds "cowabummer!"
A caves of qud screenshot. The player character is a cowboy with a red-tinted coat. They are allied with wardens Yrame and Indrix, who are a centaur and a goatman respectively. They are also allied with nine yellow beetles.
An edited image of the "me? gongaga" meme. It's changed to say "me? Golgotha" with the overworld sprite of the location layered under the dialogue. The achievements for contracting ironshank and glotrot are displayed, and in the bottom left corner there is an active effects bar that reads "stiff legs, dazed, wading, bloody, oozing"
The "I meet someone" cycle meme format. At the center is Vitus in his cult leader outfit, which is a gray and red cloak with an eye insignia on the hood. His expression is downcast and dreary. In order, the cycle reads "I meet someone," "we talk," "I endow them with endless hatred," "I vanish under mysterious circumstances." Under the "I endow them with endless hatred" caption, there are portraits of Angie, Geara, and Alice.
An image titled "If Flora had Whatsapp XD" The left half of the image shows an edited screenshot of Whatsapp, and the right half has a picture of Flora. She is a person with green hair and green eyes, and is wearing a green dress with a black belt. She has black tights and wears a big flower hairpiece. She also has an annoyed expression. On the left, she has received a series of messages from various other characters in Pokemon Rejuvenation. From top to bottom, these are: Rhodea saying "WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY HIPPOWDOWN." Ryland screaming in pain. Jekyll saying "The Inkay have unionized." Cassandra saying "FUCKING KILL YOURSELF." Talon saying "Mate, are you alright? I don't know what happened in Darchlight caves but you and Florin seem like you're hurting. Please-" And finally Florin, saying "FUCKING KILL YOURSELF"
A four panel comic. The first panel shows someone texting their partner on the phone. The first message says "babe come over." The person holding the phone replies "I can't I'm busy." The response is "I'm home alone." The second panel shows the person holding the phone saying "guess I'm busy no more hahurr!" They have a smug, uneven smirk on their face and half-closed eyes. The next panel shows them speeding in a poorly drawn car in a residential area, represented by a sign that says "keep kids alive, drive 25." There's a big 'nyooooom' over the car. The fourth panel shows them arriving at their partner's home to discover that their partner has turned into a jpeg of the home alone blue ray.
"Mental gymnastics" meme. The top half of the image is captioned "free will believer mental gymnastics." A small girl says "humans are simply free of choice" and walks across the gym mat before posing with her arms out to show she's done. The bottom half is captioned "fatalism mental gymnastics." It shows a guy doing a bunch of convoluted tricks on a bar, grabbing hoops on the ceiling, doing the splits on a table, and then jetpacking over a flaming car. His text reads "there is a higher power that decides our fates before we are born," "there is absolutely nothing we can do to change our circumstances," and "it is pointless to resist the roles life has given us, we are pawns in the game of the universe."
An image labelled PK-DIAGRAM. In this picture I selected my favorite pokemon of each type. In order, these are: Porygon-Z for normal, Reshiram for fire, Totodile for water, Leafeon for grass, Mega Ampharos for electric, Mr. Rime for ice, Throh for fighting, Skuntank for poison, Flygon for ground, Sigilyth for flying, Slowbro for psychic, Ribombee for bug, Aerodactyl for rock, Mismagius for ghost, Latias for dragon, Sableye for dark, Klinklang for steel, and Clefable for fairy.
Screenshot that reads "On Mars, at Apollo 18, Kya was never alone. There were biologists and doctors running tests on her. There were psychologists making sure she thought like a human and wondering if they could diagnose her with the same set of mental conditions. There were agriculturists measuring out nutrients in her blood to make sure she wouldn’t grow ill. There were astronomers taking her outside to make sure she could handle the rocks and cliffs on Mars. There were potters breaking off her hand and putting it back on again in the same way that the potters in Japan did Kintsugi, but without the gold to line the ceramic surface of her skin. Now there was nobody.'
A chart showing all the Pokemon starters. The top row has the fire ones, and has a red background. From left to right, these are charmander, cyndiquil, torchic, chimchar, tepig, fennekin, litten, scorbunny, and fuecoco. The next row has the grass type starters, from left to right these are bulbasaur, chikoriita, treeko, turtwig, snivy, chespin, rowlet, grookey, and sprigatito. The bottom row has the water starters, and has blue backgrounds. From left to right these are squirtle, totodile, mudkip, piplup, oshawatt, froakie, popplio, sobble, and quaxly. I drew a black line connecting squirtle, totodile, torchic, turtwig, tepig, fennekin, rowlet, scorbunny, and fuecoco.
Post that reads "get to know my writing. for every like, i will post one quote."
The sprite of the renegade mc in their armor saying "NO! STOP! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO OBEY ME!" Meanwhile, the six human souls, which are the six avatars of pokemon rejuvenation (Aevis, Axel, Aevia, Aero, Ariana, and Alain) who are all flipping them off. They are arranged in a circle like the six human souls in undertale when they betray flowey.
Blonde woman wearing a white button up and a black skirt with overalls. She has black tights and brown shoes. Fuck it up girl!
Blusky post that went 35 characters over the limit that reads Sometimes I wonder what percentage of gay/bi awakenings are caused by american football. Like I'm not an expert in being into men because I'm not into men but you've got a bunch of extremely muscular dudes running around in skin-tight pants. Sweating a whole lot and tackling each other. It's gotta do something to some people I'm sure
Guy holding another guy's shoulders so tightly he's drawn blood. He is grimacing intensely and while he is mostly simply drawn, his hands are rendered with wrinkles and visible pulsing veins. The other guy is drawn with a full head of hair while he is not.
Screenshot from the anime Ruin Explorers. It shows three of the major characters. From left to right, these are Galuff, Fam, and Ihrie. Galuff has a big cheeky grin on his face and is wearing a dark cloak and a purple headscarf. His eyes are closed and he is sweating nervously. Fam has elf ears, brown skin, and blonde hair. She is wearing a simple whtie top with gold trimming. She is eating a bagel with a content expression on her face. Ihrie is glaring at Galuff in a comical manner while holding a mug. She has dark hair, light skin, and a roughed up face. She is wearing a similar top as Fam, but it has ruffled up sleeves. She is also wearing a read headband.