BootlegPotato

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DM Larson They/Them/Any ✏️ Cartoonist 💬 Comics 🍕 Pizza 🌐 www.BootlegPotato.com 🎵 Way out where the dandelions grow🎵

Panel 1: Play asks Buddy "If you really want to grow something why not try a house plant?"
Panel 1: The caption reads "Meanwhile, at the Heroic Hall." Dagger Dude stands at the podium with Demon Dame and Great Guy in attendance. Dagger Dude says "So should we like order in or something?" Panel 2: A person pops into existence in a cloud of smoke in front of Dagger Dude and says "Behold! I'm Prof. Martini and I've come from the future. I see everything and know everything all at once!" Panel 3: Prof. Martini exclaims "And holy shit! All of you are dirty perverts!" Panel 4: He leans over to Great Guy and says "Even you Great Guy! I see into your mind and it is nothing but sexy sexy dances." Panel 5: Prof. Martini leans over to Dagger Dude and says "No wait that's you." Panel 6: Dagger Dude responds "I'll be honest I'm only comprehending like a percent of what is going on."
Panel 1: Buddy wearing a gardening hat and holding out a potato says "Look at the size of this potato I pulled from the garden!"
Panel 1: Dagger Dude and Fish Fella are standing around. Dagger Dude says "So Fish Fella, you just let your nipples hang out there?" Panel 2: Dagger Dude continues "Normally we heroes wear merchandisable shirts." Panel 3: Continuing "But I'm guessing you go topless to reduce drag when swimming in the sea?" Panel 4: Finally Dagger Dude asks "Or is it some kind of cultural fish person thing?" Panel 5: Fish Fella responds "Bold of you to assume they are nipples." Panel 6: One of Fish Fella's nipples winks.
Panel 1: Pal looks over at Buddy and asks "Did you ever get that tattoo?" and Buddy responds "Of two butts kiss'n?"
Panel 1: Dracula, Dagger Dude, and Demon Dame all meet at night. Dagger Dude says "Dracula? What fiendish plot are you here to enact?" Panel 2: Demon Dame interjects "Chill! He is with me." Panel 3: Demon Dame continues "Us immortals like to keep in touch by meeting up once a decade." Panel 4: Dracula says "Actually I was going to drain this prick." Referring to Dagger Dude. Panel 5: Demon Dame responds "Oh! I can wait." Panel 6: With a shocked face Dagger Dude says "Wait, what?"
Panel 1: Buddy playing an old Game Boy says "I remember video game being so difficult when I was a kid."
Panel 1: The caption reads "Meanwhile, at the Cloud Club Hideout." Mr. Mustache asks "Demon Dame, you ever consider switching sides? You know going evil?" Panel 2: Demon Dame responds "Ow, I've switched sides dozen of times over the centuries." Panel 3: "Typically to whichever side is have more fun." Panel 4: "The 60s were wild for both side. If you know what I mean." Panel 5: Demon Dame concludes "But I have been think about switching. The current authorities have become-" Panel 6: Mr. Mustache injects "Become restrictive?" and Demon Dame responds "I was going to say shit for brains."
Panel 1: Buddy asks Pal "Do you think I could play piano?" Pal asks "Honestly?"
Panel 1: A little prop plain with a character screaming "SHIT!" as they fly away from a tidal wave. Panel 2: The character Dagger Dude standing with another super hero says "Quick! Wet Weirdo, stop the wave with your water powers!" Panel 3: The other hero says "I'm Fish Fella. I talk to fish." Panel 4: Dagger Dude surprised and concern. Panel 5: Dagger Dude says "Oh shit."
a little purple fly saying "SHIT"
A cartoon beetle saying "Damn it"
a color pencil illustration of a horned beetle yelling a curse word.
and illustration featuring two large beetles and a little fly.
an illustration of an ant looking surprised.
An angary little dragonfly.
Illustration of a Darling Damselfly with stars over their head.
a tiny little Baeus wasp.
an illustration of a Common Asparagus Beetle
an illustration of a Cicada.
An illustration of a Treehopper bug.
A very excited tortoise beetle.
Illustration of a Curculio Nucum Weevil giving double peace signs.
Illustration of a Red Milkweed Beetle looking confused.
Illustration of a Queen Alexandra's birdwing butteryfly
An illustration of a Jewel beetle.
illustration of a ladybug often called a ladybird.
An illustration of a hissing cockroach singing.
The cover of a comic called Am I An Elder: Queer & Confused. It depicts a 40 year old person sanding in front of a mirror.
an illustration of a cartoonish caterpillar
an illustration of a wasp with a pair of arms folded over the chest and another pair on their hips.
an illustration of a butterfly character.
an illustration of a blush hornet.
Illustration of a fluffy moth.
An illustration of a fly wiggling their legs.
an illustration of a really fluffy looking bee.
A cartoon illustration of a velvet ant with buck teeth and a happy smile.
an illustration of a really happy drain fly.
An ink drawing of a very excited mantis.
An illustration of a strawberry ice cream cone with a happy face on it
Panel 1: Pal looking up from their phone says to Buddy "Here is a weird factoid for ya."
Illustration of a banana split.
Panel 1: Buddy yells at their phone "Damn it spell checker."
A single panel comic feature a character sanding on the beach confusingly waving at a mermaid making the "call me" hand gesture. The caption reads "Lilly was interested but confused by the strange hand gesture."
Panel 1: Pal says "Buddy, Who do you think would win in a fight. A ninja or a Viking?"
A person in a cat burglar suit surrounded by cats saying "Look, it's all in the name. I burgle cats."
Panel 1: Buddy and Pal are standing around playing on their phones. Buddy shouts "Vengeance is mine mortal!"
Panel 1: Buddy turns to Pal and says "I started watching soap operas."
Single panel comic featuring someone standing in the ocean shouting "Take me ocean! This world doesn't want me." Below the caption reads "The ocean didn't want him either."
Screen cap from Sam & Max hit the road where Sam says "all our money is invested in that rat hole."
Panel 1: Buddy and Pal are standing around looking at their phones. Buddy says "I'm think about becoming a model."
A person sitting in the middle of a bunch of cubicles yelling "Oh god I'm 40! I can't relate to the youths!" in a panic. The caption reads "Life comes at you hard."
Panel 1: Buddy and Pal are looking at their phones when Buddy says "I hate that all the meme I know aren't cool anymore."
An illustration of a root beer float in a glass mug with a happy face on it and straw coming out of the top.
Panel 1: Buddy looks at Pal and says "I'm going to be real with you."
An illustration of a strawberry milk shake with a happy face on it.