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thigh, with a background of gaming paraphernalia
a capital G on a green background, as i expected it to look. the letter is taller than it is wide, and the overhanging loop almost reaches the crossbar on the right.
a crocheted toadstool wizard with a magnificent purple-blue hat!
Tumblr post from user kat: i had a dream last night that the entire world used a currency (?) called angrypennies which as the name implies are obtained by experiencing anger. the stronger and more intense your anger was, the more angrypennies you'd gain. an all-consuming rage would earn you more than a slight irritation, etc. so people were always searching for ways to fuel their anger and purposefully keeping themselves angry all the time because they wanted to earn angrypennies. unclear if angrypennies could be exchanged for goods and services, or if they were just a collectible.
Vivian Wilson on Dropout's Smartypants, saying "I'm talking about Lindsey Graham here. He's gay."
Book title: The Burn Line, by Jonathan Sims. In the background you can see a pedestal fan and a blanket with a map of the london underground on it.
mirror selfie of me with a long red wig, brightly coloured trousers and clown face paint
Eleanor Shelstrop from the Good Place saying "Whoa. It somehow tastes how I felt when my cell phone was fully charged."
Ralph Wiggum cheerfully saying I'm in danger
towels hung up to dry outside in a garden. it is night, fully dark, but the towels are lit by a yellow light
Panel from Poison Ivy issue 46. Janet and Juhi are walking through the streets of Gotham. Lots of distinctive ivy leaves are vining up the masonry of nearby buildings.
Text: my best attempt at drawing a horse
an intentionally crudely drawn horse by tumblr user angst-is-love-angst-is-life
pelcan mouth meme. Pelican who cannot spell insists his big mouth is the perfect place for a baby to be put. his eyes appear terrifyingly wide
Comic panel of Selina Kyle looking fabulous at a swanky party. She is speaking on her phone, saying "Bruce ended up being a weird drip, and he put his cologne-covered coat on me so now I smell like a sad yacht."
A four- drawer chest with brass handles, beautiful grain showing through sunburst rays of blue, pink and gold paint.
Comic issue: Harley's Little Black Book featuring Lobo. Harley Quinn, wearing black and red, is cradling a bulldog. Lobo, wearing chains and skulls, is holding a curved knife.
Facebook screenshot of a white creature getting a party hat put on it. Comment below reads "is that an albino head chog?"
view of the underside of a kitchen table
"And as he drove on, the rainclouds dragged down the sky after him, for, though he did not know it, Rob McKenna was a Rain God. All he knew was that his working days were miserable and he had a succession of lousy holidays. All the clouds knew was that they loved him and wanted to be near him, to cherish him, and to water him." Quote from So Long And Thanks For All The Fish, by Douglas Adams.
Rich Neville tweet reads: "Found something new to say when i leave a room." Image of a a product labelled "stay fresh cheese bags"
person with hair just past shoulder length, glasses, winged eyeliner, and a white t-shirt with rainbow trim.
Red admiral butterfly on a hedge. Dark wings, orange lines, white splotches.
top down view of a five-pointed succulent - mottled grey green - with a glorious circular yellow bloom on top.
a somewhat abstract horse with big goofy teeth. looks almost fingerpainted. he's on a green hill under blue sky but there are red curtains either side - is he a pantomime horse?
illustration of an angler fish, with its horrible teeth and bright lure exaggerated
Quentin Blake illustration in which Matilda listens with rapt attention to Miss Honey.
Declan O'Hara sitting on Declan O'Hara's lap sitting on Declan O'Hara's lap
A german jui jitsu man is talking you through the grapples he's performing as he does them. The man being grappled appears to be in an entirely different genre of encounter, and is responding as though it was the steamiest scene in the gayest show you've ever seen.
A heart and dart moth, Agrotis exclamationis, against blue sparkly paint
Comedian Taylor Tomlinson in front of a neon cross. Text on screen reads "When someone says they also have religious trauma." Lyrics audible: "You think i'm tacky baby?" She lip syncs the next line: "stop talking dirty to me."
Beautiful buff bearded tattooed man getting cinched into a black corset. He flexes, then stumbles a bit as he gets yanked backwards by the strings. it's a good time. Song lyrics: you bring the corsets, we'll bring the conches, no-one wants a waist over (cinch) 9 inches.
Graffiti of a giant woman bending down to pick up something. A real man is walking into the grab zone. Glasgow, artist may be named Smug
A fluffy bee plush being held aloft. Big black eyes, cute felt wings, and rigid furry legs. It is a Friend
Tiktok user leanbreastmilk is on both the left and right hand side of the screen, showing off muscles and incredible hip control to music. her butt is rockin tbh.
tea and coffee making facilities in a hotel room. a mug of coffee lurks brownly
Studies suggest How may I help you officer? is the single most disarming thing to say and not What's the problem? Studies suggest it’s best the help reply My pleasure and not No problem. Studies suggest it’s best not to mention problem in front of power even to say there is none.
hibernating bear half-in a rocky crevice. eyes closed in the sunshine. looks blissfully peaceful
mirror selfie of a person in polka dot denim dress and wedge sandals smiling.
out of focus bird on a kid's hand
Short folky ukulele song. Singer is in a black dress and a hammock respectively. Lyrics: Starmer's shoes are a gender neutral bathroom Gender neutral bathroom Gender neutral bathroom Starmer's shoes are a gender neutral bathroom Piss where you like and be gay Thatcher's grave is a gender neutral bathroom Gender neutral bathroom Gender neutral bathroom Thatcher's grave is a gender neutral bathroom Piss where you like and be gay In your house there's a gender neutral bathroom Gender neutral bathroom Gender neutral bathroom In your house there's a gender neutral bathroom Piss where you like and be gay Moral mania is made by the media Pushed by the politics Funded by the super rich Moral mania is made by the media Piss where you like and be gay
Stickers and misc. merch from Project Hail Mary, Hades 2, Animal Crossing, The Magnus Archives, Harley Quinn, and Aggretsuko. Also a cool poster and an iron-on lobster patch. Also a worm sticker and a frog sticker and a kill AI sticker.
long noodly arm petting a long noodly nose
Chapter one of Peter Pan. Title: Peter breaks through. All children, except one, grow up. They soon know that they will grow up, and the way Wendy knew was this. One day when she was two years old she was playing in a garden, and she plucked another flower and ran with it to her mother. I suppose she must have looked rather delightful, for Mrs Darling put her hand to her heart and cried, 'Oh, why can't you remain like this for ever!'
a dirt path into a forest, partially hidden by the overgrown greenery
Tortoiseshell cat being fussed on the street
Dril tweet from 2017 reads "turning a big dial taht says "Racism" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right"
tiktok user Liam @theplantslant talks about weight gain for people who find it difficult to do.
a small cartoon bird wearing a pinstripe suit and a Mad Hatter hat. It is in a room with colourful, swirly stripes on the wall and furniture
A New Yorker cartoon of a man in a deep sea diving suit at a formal evening drinks event. It is captioned "Christ, what an asshole!", in reference to Charles Lavoie's observation in 2006 that every New Yorker cartoon could be improved by this caption in place of its original.
Hayley Atwell in a dancey stance, wearing a pewter jumpsuit with ruffled cap sleeves and a bright pink belt. The stage is littered with pink petals and the background has smokey explosions.
a broken fragment of terracotta with a floral design etched into it. background is a very untidy garden space
tiktok user kirbycrafts has created a warhammer figure of a monstrous, battle-ready Mr Blobby
Rama Duwaji, Zohran Mamdani's wife, looking glamorous in black. Her foot is up on her seat and she's resting her arm on her knee, and her head on her hand.
tumblr thread. User personsonable: me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit. Mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters. Me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I'M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU. Reply from miaislying: Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean? Personsonable: decays exists as an extant form of life. Miaislying: That's a terrifying answer, have a nice day
a plastic donkey and foal being loomed over by a massive dinosaur with claw hands
crispy, flowerless orchid with several green leaves.
blue glazed interior of a mug, spiraling like a whirlpool
Hand holding a white mug with a dimpled surface. The interior has a drippy blue glaze that settled into the dimples.
Tiktok user Sarah Maddack singing: Frozen broccoli, in the air fryer. 400 degrees for 10 minutes (or just a little longer). Coat with your favourite oil and your favourite spices. Shake the basket halfway through and you will be delighted.