BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧

@borderlinecool.bsky.social

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I'm not a dog person and yet I have 2 dogs and am considering creating a bluesky profile for them. I'm in an unhappy longterm relationship with the Raiders

Pic of a truck that has tipped and rolled off the on-ramp of a highway and is balanced precariously over a hill. If it had gone a foot or two further it would have rolled down the hill and onto a busy highway. Christ it might even be a propane tanker!
Screenshot of an Amazon tracking notice saying that my package is out for delivery and estimated to arrive on August 6th, which is 9 days from now.
AOL article with Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau photo and the headline Who is Katy Perry's boyfriend Justin Trudeau
Balkan roast
A pic of a box for a normal enough looking portable carpet cleaner with the completely incomprehensible and unpronouncable brand name of Ailltopd
A pic of a grey car bonnet with a bird nest forming
A younger Matty Y looking very much like the meme
A pic of a Kickstarter for a spatula designed for both lefties and righties
Pic from the Simpsons of them dancing around Baal
A picture looking directly upwards at the sun with what looks like a rainbow halo around it. The halo is imperfect due to a few clouds. There are a few palm tree tops in the image
Michael Stipe on Colbert with glasses and a shaggy white beard
A clip from Eric Swalwell's Wikipedia page which mentions that he played soccer at university but broke both of his thumbs, which ended the scholarship. I guess I'm finding that part weird. Like, how do you break both of your thumbs, and why would it end your scholarship? Usually the scholarship is honored when injuries occur - unless the injury was caused by something really stupid. I want to know more
An advertisement for an upcoming Halifax <-> Barbados flight
A "Celebration of life" image with the word life crossed out and replaced with death
The SpongeBob few moments later meme
A pic of a black Hyundai with a Nova Scotia licence plate HRD 247
A pic of two dogs 🐶 in a chair. One who's named Doc is a light gold shiztzu looking at the camera and the other named Phoenix is a jack russel and is sleeping.
Pic of an old Mentos ad
A cute pic of a small jack Russel, named Phoenix, laying down with an e-reader on the cushion behind her. The position of her paws makes it appear as if she's reading
A pic of Robert Smith from the Cure wearing possibly the very same clothes he wore in 1990
Another angle of the above accident
A vid of a crazy situation at a roundabout in Barbados this morning. The 1st car hit a pole and the yellow car tried to drive over the wires and got caught up with 3 wheels off the ground
Image of Yoda saying there is another
The movie poster for American Gigolo
A pic of Pat Hingle as Dr. Chapman in Gunsmoke, wearing a cowboy hat
Image showing a bag of McCain's frozen mixed vegetables
An Etsy link to a product claiming to be a functional vintage head lamp. It appears to be a bad idea
A screenshot of a YouTube video showing a backwards-hat wearing Dude holding a gun threateningly towards a pumpkin with the title "How many pumpkins does it take to stop a bullet?"
Screenshot of one of my fake followers' profiles. This one is rjay27.bsky.social who's following 5.3k accounts and has yet to make a post
A short vid of the Nova Scotia shoreline with the wind blowing the the waves away from the shore
A screenshot of the spaghetti models for predicting the path of Tropical Storm Melissa. The models are shooting out in all direcrions
Screenshot of my chat session with friends saying that Springer could do a Kirk Gibson imitation right before he did it
Screenshot of the famous meme with the old guy who fakes a heart attack to pull out a gun
A gif from the Simpsons with the guy who's reading off his extremely large hand
A short vid taken overlooking the runway of Pearson airport in Toronto. The video zooms in on a single duffle bag sitting along in the rain.
A short video showing some large waves rolling and crashing onto the rocks at Peggy's Cove, NS
A pic of a Barbados green monkey sitting at a picnic table like a human
A water bomber approaching low over the business park and then turning and dropping very low to drop water before disappearing into the smoke h/t reddit amber357
A short vid of a water bomber collecting from Governor's Lake outside Halifax to deal with a fire inside city limits. The scene is a seemingly quiet tree-surrounded lake when the bomber comes into view and skims water off the surface before rising again over the tree towards the fire which is a mile or two away
A pic of a small table with 16 - SIXTEEN! - prescription pill bottles
A pic of a bag of potato chips with the note, "Made in Atlantic Canada with white potatoes"
A pic of 2 slices of pie. In the foreground is a lemon merengue which is a full 1/8th slice with almost 2 inches of lemon filling with about 4 inches of merengue on top with the perfect shade of brown. The merengue is overflowing the crust on the edge. In the background is a chocolate pie with whipped cream topping. A similar 1/8th slice, but the filling might actually be taller than the the lemon.
Screenshot of notifications for my upcoming flight today... 27 minutes ago, the flight was delayed 19 minutes ago, it's now departing early
A pic of my daughter in front of her computer trying to watch her online class with our Jack Russell, Phoenix, in front of her on her lap eagerly watching the screen 🐶
A pic of some nuggets of frankincense
Screenshot from Wikipedia saying that Kool-Aid Man had a 3-issue run of Marvel comics