BoredDG

@boreddg.bsky.social

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He/him. Bored and boring

A drawing of the Jersey Devil from the X-Files episode "The Jersey Devil". It looks like the famous bigfoot photo but with boobs drawn on.
Blurry image that says "Slender Man caught on cam!?!"
Homer Simpson thinking "I know you can read my thoughts, boy. Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow."
The cover for Batman: Knightsend. It features Jean-Paul Valley dressed like robot Batman facing off against Bruce Wayne wearing the more traditional Batman cowl, but with stupidly tall bat ears.
From Futurama, Bender, Leela, and Fry are on a ride and speaking to an alien slug dressed like Willy Wonka. When Fry asks when the end of the ride will be, the slug says "Soon enough." Fry responds "That's not soon enough!"
GIF of Rorschach from The Watchmen, the intense superhero and conspiracy nut wearing a moving inkblot mask and wearing a fedora hat. He's looking at a picture frame and saying "Somebody knows."
Cartoon image of Mister Rogers in a blood-stained sweater from (@neilcic.com) Neil Cicierega's "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny".
Screenshot from the game Cruelty Squad. The player is standing in a toxic bog, and on the top of the screen it says "Toxic Crisis, Flushing Biological Systems".
An article from thedailybeast.com which states "Musk Quietly Killed Off After Delivering Almost Nothing" and under that says "he dead." The original article says "Musk's DOGE Quietly Killed Off After Delivering Almost Nothing" and "The agency disbanded eight months ahead of schedule."
Altered headline which states "Musk Quietly Killed Off After Delivering Almost Nothing" and under that says "he dead."
Image of the mainland United States, showing incoming temperature change due to weather. The east coast has an incoming arctic blast, while at the same time the west coast is experiencing a heat wave.
Image of Ken Watanabe from Godzilla 2014. In the normal scene, he recommends Godzilla should be allowed to fight the Muto monsters and says "Let them fight." In this image though, he is saying "Aw, shit."
From Smiling Friends, Mister Frog is sitting down for an interview with Jimmy Fallon on the Tonight Show. Mister Frog has a stoned look on his face. Jimmy Fallon is giving one of his trademark fake laughs.
Tweet from @kendrawcandraw: "Me watching some high fantasy shit: I would simply not be corrupted by the magical object. If it actively harming you why don't you just put it down. Idiot. Me receiving psychic damage 23 hours a day from my phone: Ouuughhhh oouuuuwwwwaaaaaa ooaaaaghuuuuuhhhowwgahhhhh guuuuuwah"
Donald Trump when he announced the death of Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi. "He died like a dog. He died like a coward. He was whimpering,"
Richard Pryor in Brewster's Millions. He's holding a political campaign for "None of the Above".
Secret panel, showing the taxi driver saying something to wake up the guy he tucked in. It been edited to look like he's saying "T A )( I", or "Taxi".
Ken (Patrick Warbuton) in Bee Movie. He looks confused.
Donald Trump when he announced the death of Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi: "He died like a dog. He died like a coward. He was whimpering,"
Two posts from my Blue Sky feed. On the top is from @keithstack.com asking "what do I get my dad for father's day?" On the bottom is a post from @comiccontext.bsky.social showing a comic panel featuring Luke Cage and Danny Rand hugging.
Frank Reynolds (Danny Devito) from the show "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia". He is crying and saying "I get it now."
A picture of the sun. It shines through the clouds
The Knight, a character from Dead by Daylight who uses a big sword and can summon his friends to attack other players.
From Very Tall Bart's Stand-Ups video, George Carlin saying "big powerful hands", while his own hands are big.