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Wintley Phipps said: "Many people don't realize that almost all black spirituals are written on the black notes of the piano because slaves were not allowed to use the white keys. Perhaps the most famous of this slave work is Amazing Grace. Google Amazing Grace for credits, you'll find it says:: Words: John Newton, Melody: Unknown
Cornelius Chapman helping Wall Street executives jump out the window during Black Thursday
Rodney Dangerfield
Adam Friedland
[tombstone death screen from Oregon Trail] Here lies andy peperony and chease
A horrible one-eyed seaweed monster reminiscent of Swamp Thing lurches across a street. From Bizarrely Inc. by Noroi Michiru
Kelly the cartoonist from the Onion
smug mean chicken
Homer looking at a record of Johnny Calhoun's entitled "These Things I Believe"
Old Sea Captain from The Simpsons saying "Yar, I hate the [computer industry[ and everything in it."
the Pokemon Primeape
A man sees two eyeballs in a cloud of dust. They turn to stare at him. From Kokkoku
Homer in a field of toilets ("Flushing Meadows")
water alien head from Abyss
What makes a man, Mr Lebowski?
Porky Pig saying "i be i be i be i be i be that golden i"
Foghorn Leghorn saying "spiderwoman am i, i say / hummingbird woman am i, i say"
Bender from Futurama is wearing a "fruity number" scarf and says "it's a little thing called style. look it up sometime.
"When you mentioned catastrophe... you were referring to the town being upside down, right?" - from Tonarimachi no Catastrophe
Bart popping a bubble gum bubble and a bunch of spiders come out
A picture of the "hairy frog", which has bristles or hairs on the sides of its body
a drawing of iron hinges that sort of look like faces, from "Pennsylvania German folk art, an interpretation" by John Joseph Stoudt
Mayor Quimby saying to the Hollywood bigwigs: "Uh there's a $1,000,000,000,000 leaving-town tax."
a picture of a funny looking man from a description of a device that purports to use gravitational waves to enhance psychic abilities
Wiggum: the baby's head looked at you?
Edna Krabapple: Now, whose LLM can tell me what seven times eight is?
A funny looking round faced man with a moustache and bowler hat and bolo tie. from Bug Ego
A man with ridiculous tall hair says, "I am always right..." from Kaijuu Jietai
Homer and Marge are in the car. Homer is laughing and saying , "Ah, Tibor"
A Prairie Farms Strawberry Ice Cream Sundae cup, prepackaged ice cream
Stan Kelly's self-portrait frowning and drawing the comic
the google AI overview believes that "In your face, fishwife!" was said by Homer to Frank Grimes, if you can believe it! what a bunch of maroons!
"In your face, fishwife!" the Springfield Elementary student Lewis shouts this at the screen at the drive-in in the Simpsons episode "Wild Barts Can't Be Broken" (what a pull for that ep title btw)
A page from Sunny, Sunny Ann by Miki Yamamoto. A woman and a girl sit on the roof of a car eating burgers, then try on and purchase sunglasses
a screaming mummy
Tobias on Arrested Development pointing at a map saying "Obviously this blue part here is the land."
a panel from Chainsaw Man depicting the Shark Fiend: "this one can swim in any surface- walls, ground, you name it. He can also take a devil form for short periods of time." a humanoid figure with a huge multi-eyed shark for a head kills a room of zombies
the classic goofy "American" names from the game Fighting Baseball, Todd Bonzalez, Bobson Dugnutt, etc.
a manga panel depicting a burning city. caption: "To make matters worse, a nuclear world war broke out."
MARGE: I don't know who to vote for. Can't I just bet that all the horses will have a fun time?
Charlie Brown standing at a podium on an empty stage. two empty folding chairs on either side of him
the elves from Rudolph singing "We are Santa's Elves"
Don Draper pitching another great ad campaign
drawing of a girl saying "You bitch!" by Morohoshi Daijirou
bar review: "I didn't try a cocktail but they have all the ingredients."
Attention: some crazy creeps on an island somewhere are secretly running the world.
Poster for the documentary, *ahem*, KidPoker
Norm Macdonald saying "All the stars are here!"
A computer can never be held accountable Therefore a computer must never make a management decision
KRUSTY: Sex Cauldron? i thought they closed that place down!
a 4-armed inhuman creature dressed as a butler holds an umbrella shading a pale snake-lady about whom four differently colored bat-like creatures hover. a human man stands nearby with a rifle saying "So you of course think it's a type of squirrel. Wrong, wrong, wrong! It's actually a species of herring!"
Norm Macdonald in Dirty Work: "You know what hurts the most is the... the lack of respect. You know? That's what hurts the most. Except for the... Except for the other thing. That hurts the most. But the lack of respect hurts the second most."
a youtube screenshot where the closed captioning for Bad Bunny's halftime trailer says [SINGING IN A GLOBAL LANGUAGE], presumably that language is Spanish
the classic Life in Hell comic where a kid makes up the "law of the briny deep" to get some bullies bikes stolen
From Deathco. A hooded goth girl (the titular Deathco) with a knife with a doll for a handle sticks out her tongue and yells "BLEEAAAAAHHH!!! HERE'S DEAATHCOOOOO!" as she appears behind someone to kill them
Grampa Simpson, captioned "Forney", in the original (ep "The Front") he pronounces "horny" with a distinct, disdainful sneer
Hank Venture saying "Well, isn't this new and different". he and Dean are tied up on a filthy mattress in a filthy room. from the ep "I Know Why The Caged Bird Kills"
from the Das Bus ep. LISA: stop! you are in violation of the Model U.N. charter.
The ape from 2001 discovering he can use a bone as a tool to bash