Dave

@boxdp.bsky.social

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Girl dad. Wife husband. Guardians fan. Video game player. There is a growing body of evidence that I am a Disney princess.

A gif from Chapelle's show, "Kiss my ass you rotten motherfuckers"
A sign outside Home Depot, showing where to enter for the Mulch Pit
Homer Simpson on the phone, saying "They just plain sucked. I’ve seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked."
Apu from The Simpsons, holding a copy of a magazine named "Gigantic Asses". The cover is almost entirely a close-up image of a nude ass. I think Krusty was customer hs is talking to in this scene.
Terror dog from the movie Ghostbusters.
Our dog Finn, smiling and happy, still kind of looking like a demonic gargoyle.
A 1 year old black lab, sitting and looking at the camera. Both of his ears are flipped inside out.
The Oh Yeah/Oh No meme. The top says "DeLauter has 4 home runs in 5 games". The bottom says "The rest of the team has zero"
A Google notification that tomorrow's temperature will be 37 degrees cooler than today.
A raccoon hanging out our window feeder. He seems surprised, and its a little awkward. Fear not, he went back to eating right away.
The president told the Post he will not be in attendance at Super Bowl 60 between the New England Patriots and Seattle Seahawks on Sunday, February 8, because the game is “just too far away.”
A bird(?) on a flag. It resembles Terrence and Philip from South Park.
Finn, a pit/lab/goblin mix, trying to guilt me into feeding her early.
Randy Marsh from South Park being arrested as he yells "I'm sorry, I thought this was America!"
Jhonkensy Noel
Described as a “frontier community for techno-optimists” and “society-as-a-service,” the Network School costs $1,500 a month for basic members. (I have highlighted the phrase "society-as-a-service")
An image from The Simpsons. Groundskeeper Willie is telling Principal Skinner "You just made an enemy for life"
An adolescent deer in our front yard, waiting to be fed.
Finn, a mixed breed puppy in a teal blue harness, asleep and sucking on the nub where her right rear leg used to be.
Progressive Field before Wild Card game 1
Don Jr's since deleted Instagram feed sharing an image of a hammer on top of a pair of men's underwear. The caption says "Got my Paul Pelosi Halloween costume ready"
A string of text messages from 10:39pm July 30, 2019. They are: "WHAT THE FUCK" "PUIG TO THE REDS?????" "THE FUCK" "FOR BAUER?????" "WHO THE FUCK" "WHY THE FUCK"
An image of the top half of da Vinci's Vitruvian Man, with the text "Hidden Detail in Crotch Solves 500-Year-Old Leonardo Da Vinci Mystery"
"You guys are getting paid?" meme from We're the Millers with the text "People have vet bills under $500?"
The weak/strong Spongebob meme. The weak Spongebob is labeled "Democrats Resisting Trump". The strong Spongebob is labeled "Democrats Resisting Mamdani"
A clip from the movie Major League. As Willie Mays Hays (Wesley Snipes) comes in from making a basket catch in the outfield, manager Lou Brown (James Gammon) greets him by saying "Nice catch Hayes, don't ever fuckin do it again"
A flag that says "Good People Don't Support Nazis"
A screen shot of the MLB Android app. The news item is dated June 21. It is currently June 20.
Progressive Field
LeBron James pointing meme
A puppy with a happy face
A happy black lab, Crash
My dog Crash chewing on a dog toy similar to the keys babies chew. He has momentarily stopped to see what is going on.
A small black lab smiling. He has a red, bone shaped tag that shows his name, Crash. This good picture of him is notable because the little bastard generally ruins any picture you try to take of him. He must have been feeling charitable this particular day.
A puppy named Finn chewing on a hand while enjoying time in the grass.
A regular (non-GFCI) outlet directly behind a toilet, about 8 inches above the water shutoff.
The best boy
An image from The Simpsons. Mr. Burns' hand hovers over a panel of buttons as he chooses which one to press. The buttons are labeled "Meltdown Alert", "Mad Dog Drill", "Blimp Attack", and "Fire Drill"
Five deer enjoying breakfast in the front yard of my house. Two of them are looking at me through the window as I take the picture, likely wondering if there will be any apples to go with their bird seed and corn.
A coffee mug with the words "Have the day you voted for" on it
A black lab laying on a couch, looking up at the camera. Both of his ears are flipped inside out, something that has been happening his entire life
Feathers McGraw, the villainous penguin from the Wallace & Gromit film The Wrong Trousers, pointing a gun.
A black lab in a red harness.
A black dog and gray tabby cat sleeping on blankets together.
Businesses were optimistic when Mr. Trump returned to the Oval Office because they thought he understood how markets work. They may have been mistaken.
My hand holding a Joey Lawrence CD
A Gmail preview of an email from Playstation. The text invites people to join their Beta Program.
The beach in Jamaica
The day was so bad for Rodgers and the Jets (4-12) that the future Hall of Famer told his coaches to play his backup at the start of the fourth quarter with the Jets trailing 40-0. In came Tyrod Taylor for mop-up duty.
Cleveland Guardians player Jhonkensey Noel, whose nickname is "Big Christmas"
An MRI image or my neck, with discs clearly pressing into the spinal column
In my hand is a bird that was trapped on our patio. We're outside now, but he is still very stressed and won't let go of me.
Orchid''s finishing move in Killer Instinct, where she flashes her breasts at the other character ter and they die from a heart attack. Her skeleton opponent, Spinal, has eyes bugging out in a cartoonish fashion