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fancy plans, pants to match

Goose Gossage, celebrating his value
Tweet that says “its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time about things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further”
In the style of a Waffle House sign. “Helicopter: free to good home”
Distorted-lookin fella, full of unearned bravado, seeking to purchase the strongest dollar margarita from Applebees. (He cannot handle the strongest dollar margarita)
Jabouki MLK FBI tweet, with SC logo instead of FBI and PAC-12 instead of MLK
Portrait of a handsome gentleman, reflecting a donation receipt of 188 bucks and change
A repeating calendar item for Ed Balls Day
Poster for Magnolia but with the O replaced with a spaghettio O. The quality of the edit is particularly poor.
Drawing of a horse that gets progressively worse/childlike from left to right
In an episode of Peppa Pig, the characters lean that Super Potato is actually an entirely different character from Mr. Potato. Like Superman showing up next to Clark Kent. Kid TV has broken my brain. Send help.
Cover art for the Texas Instruments game Munchman, a Pac-Man knockoff/homage. A yellow orb with an Ultron-esque jagged grin advances towards the viewer, leaving a yellow trail in its wake. Various shapes also leave colored trails in their wakes as they move around the grid surface.