Ryan

@boynamedshit.bsky.social

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You’re solid gold I’ll see you in hell

The chef zombie from re9 requiem
I forgot to tell you all about the car I saw in West Auckland with a giant rear window sticker that said Hentai Kings
Nuclear warheads ready to strike This world is so fucked, let's end it tonight Nuclear warheads ready to strike This world is so fucked, let's end it tonight Nuclear warheads ready to strike This world is so fucked, let's end it tonight Nuclear warheads ready to strike This world is so fucked, let's end it tonight Nuclear warheads ready to strike This world is so fucked, let's end it tonight Nuclear warheads ready to strike This world is so fucked, let's end it tonight Nuclear warheads ready to strike This world is so fucked, let's end it tonight
Rage Against the Machine tshirt featuring nuns with guns
FUCK
Breaking: LeBron James Leaning Toward Joining Al-Qaeda
(slow heavy metal music playing)
STEVEN SEAGAL Songs from the Crystal Cave
One of the safdies saying until they build a bigger bomb
HORSE POWER HORSE POWER dad what are you- ALL DIS POLO ON I GOT HORSEPOWEF
wint @dril (accidentaly fires entire ar15 magazine into my foot & leg with 100% accuracy rate) alright. thats fine. heres what i think happened, [1/82] 7:43 AM • 10/06/2017 • 40 17 5.4K ∞ 18k 459
Hockey India officially sacks coach Paul Van Ass
Xbox CCO Matt Booty says he's seen The Elder Scrolls 6, 'it looks amazing, and it's coming along well'
WasteCo focuses on rebuilding confidence after shares slump, workers killed
Pitbull @pitbull Today we remember those who made the ultimate sacrifice for America #MemorialDay Picture of pitbull transparently superimposed in front of the American flag
wint • @dril •30/11/2015 its fucked up how there are like 1000 christmas songs but only 1 song about the boys being back in town Reply from the actor Michael McKean • @MJMcKean @dril @GaryDelaney Two! Thin Lizzy & Busboys. 3:58 AM • 04/01/2016
I must be loyle to my capo
That one funeral scene from mgs V with the text TACO BELL IS A BRAND THAT BELIEVES IN LIVING MAS YOU ARE ALL EXAMPLES OF THE LIVE MAS MENTALITY
chris tachio @CTachio83984 blasting clutch out of the back of my truck and a bunch of hefty guys in cargo shorts are running behind me
Hideo Kojima
KURGER BING Wave it your hay
Gerard Butler in Juicy Ass Has Fallen
"He wears these white gloves and when he claps his hands, once for a fastball, twice for a curve, and so forth, he tips off our pitches. "Herzog said. "If he does that again tomorrow, I'm gonna climb up there into his goddamn little house and personally kick his ass."
GODDAMN SON OF A BIIIIIITCH
70s book cover of the hobbit with bilbo looking like the guy that played Robert Baratheon
Cognitive behavioral therapy Cognitive behavioral therapy (CBT) is a form of psychotherapy that combines basic principles from cognitive psychology and behaviorism. Wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org Cock and ball torture Cock and ball torture (CBT) is a sexual activity involving the application of pain or constriction to the male genitals. This may involve directly painful ...
The lindt chocolatier guy with a speech bubble
its actually blank
The singer from ac dc with a speech bubble implying he’s saying the words of the above poster
The uber driver sucked me off meme but instead it says uber driver posterized my son
leon @leyawn Follow SOCRATES: I am wiser than this man; he fancies he knows something, although he knows nothing - DARRYL, SOCRATES' FRIEND: fuck him up socrates
The woodsman from twin peaks broadcasting over the radio repeating: This is the water and this is the well drink full and descend the horse is the white of the eyes and the dark within
Israel strikes Lebanon over 100 times in a deadly 10-minute barrage that puts ceasefire to test
Pete Hegseth 9 a @PeteHegseth Back to the Stone Age. 8:49 PM • Apr 1, 2026 • 996.4K Views
A photo of shit on a shingle which to be honest doesn’t really look like shit at all wouldn’t something with a dark gray make more sense
Tshirt that says THE ONLY TIME THIS PATRIOT TAKES A KNEE IS TO SUCK A HERO OFFICER'S DICK
Reds twitter account simply posting the word pain
Chimps' love for crystals could help us understand our own ancestors' fascination with these stones Phys.org • 1d
Baseball scoreboard showing that the Reds defeated Cuba 19-2
Sat 28 Feb 3:22
Screenshot from Diablo 2 where an interactable object is labeled “hung skeleton”
wint @dril BOSS TELLS ME I CAN KISS MY FERRETS AT WORK, BUT NO OPEN MOUTH. I PUNCH THE FLOOR SO HARD HIS SCREEN SAVER DEACTIVATES 5:29 AM • 12/10/2012
Homemade jamabalaya
strangling him."[61 According to Lieutenant Stanley Tilles, who was charged with coordinating the hangings at Nuremberg, "Woods had deliberately placed the coils of Streicher's noose off-center"[6) to ensure that he would not experience a quick death. Smith believed that "Woods hated Germans", [61 and that "a small smile cross[ed] his lips as he pulled the hang-man's handle."|6 An official medical inspection of the process was "said to have revealed a shambles". 5] After the Nuremberg executions, Woods stated: 4117118] I hanged those ten Nazis... and I am proud of it ... I wasn't nervous. ... A fellow can't afford to have nerves in this business. ... I want to put in a good word for those G.I.s who helped me ... they all did swell. ... I am trying to get [them] a promotion. ... The way I look at this hanging job, somebody has to do it. I got into it kind of by accident, years ago in the States.
Google interpreting 8k in miles as 8000 inches in miles
Geralt from the Witcher 3 having a discussion with an NPC in Skellige
Pabst Blue Ribbon @PabstBlueRibbon Pabst truck full of bees 7:33 AM • 07/07/2012
That 30 rock lemon it’s Wednesday meme but Liz lemon has been replaced by Lenin. WHAT A decade HUH? -Lenin IT's been a week
Venezuela's interim leader sacks man in charge of Maduro's guard BBC • 1d
Unintelligible empanada truck Puebla mexico
Zac Taylor at a press conference making the dumbest looking disappointed face and saying some shit like “we’ve got to do better” after losing a game with a final score of probably 42-38 where Joe Burrow throws 4 tds but the defense didn’t force a single punt so it doesn’t matter
Puig hitting a homerun with Spanish language commentary that is extremely deep and fucked up sounding
[Chorus] So the rent became whiskey And then my life became risky And so the rent became whiskey, whiskey Shattered dogs on the rocks
Time is a flat pickle