bozza

@bozza.bsky.social

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the last king of scotrail

BIG DAN BURN
Yorkshire Tea - Biscuit Brew
4 cans with fake labels saying "daddy juice"
a tram
everyone disliked that
a solution to the trolley problem using common UK safety systems to prevent the trolley from reaching the people strapped to the track
navvies digging a railway
a copy of Ulysses by James Joyce and Viz magazine
a pint can of Stella and a tiny can of Kroney
big note that says "get fucked you Nazi cunts. hope you all rot" in all caps
a book, grapples of wrath by Alice Bell
creating a security phrase for the HMRC which says "latest record is national record of achievement by slime city"
a crate of San Miguel being transported in a child's bike seat
Pako taco food truck selling Mexican/Pakistani tacos
group chat called Scotland football with a git from Mean Girls saying "I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me"
note: all train and plane times mentioned in this work are taken from the timetables of 1957, the year in which the incident took place
map of Glasgow showing "Celtic Connection" and "Build A Bear"
the HS2 construction site
guest notice in the interests of safety, even were space permits, the boiler room must not be used to sleep in
screenshot from Stardew Valley with a pig called Cuno
a crate of lager
a Chinese takeaway called Blue Sky
british rail double arrow tshirt
screencap from the guardian "how sad - but how telling - that one of the first uses thought up for Google's new quantum computing chip should be "the creation of new drugs" rather than say how to abolish poverty and homelessness"
the ark, Albany Road, Bedford. retained for Jesus
a copy of for whom the bell tolls by Ernest Hemingway
a system monitor using physical dials and embossed labels so it looks like it's from a 1970s power station
output from neofetch showing arch linux install