Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab

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Fine fragrance, est. 2002 🜏 perfume oil • hair gloss • beard oil • atmosphere spray • bath oil • jewelry • anti-fascism • and more! https://blackphoenixalchemylab.com

A meme image that features a detail from a classical religious artwork showing a dragon's head lunging at the face and neck of a horrified human above a fiery background. Text reads: "We deleted your racist and/or transphobic comments from our post (and probably blocked you)"
A diner mug emblazoned with a faded mascot image, a line drawing of a sentient pie wedge wearing sneakers and holding a cup of coffee
A photo of a row of portapotties stationed outdoors. Five of them are grey, three of them are pink
A poster image for BPAL’s official Lestat perfume, showing a hot pink-outlined apothecary superimposed on an image from The Vampire Lestat — concert footage of the vampire appearing shirtless while performing in front of a crowd
A shelf in a bookstore stocked with numerous titles. Standing out a bit from the rest is DILF: Did I Leave Feminism? by Jude Ellison S. Doyle
A screenshot of the Weather app showing a hazardous air quality warning with the rating 417
A promo image for BPAL's Vampire DJ of Some Renown perfume. A screencap from The Vampire Lestat showing a helmeted (and therefore anonymous) DJ at a club with blue lights blazing behind and around them.
A bland example pic of bedroom decor, with a sign hanging over the bed that reads in Wine Mom cursive: “This is a temple of sweat and surrender.”
A photo of an antique book cover. Text reads: "The Invisible Man." On the red background there's a line drawing of an invisible figure sitting in a chair, only robe and shoes visible. A half-eaten banana hovers in midair, and a discarded peel litters the floor
Label artwork for BPAL's The Invisible Man's Banana perfume. A graphic in the style of an ice cream truck menu shows a coated banana on a stick, although the exposed banana part is drawn with a perforated outline denoting transparency. Behind the label is a photo of creepy odds and ends such as a spider ring, rubber snakes, and plastic fangs suspended in a milky fluid.
A poster image with a photo of gray, dead-looking ice and slush, superimposed with flaming words that read: "ABOLISH ICE. A fundraiser for the Refugee and Immigrant Center for Education and Legal Services (RAICES) raicestexas.org
screencap from The Hill with headline: "Collins calls for 'full and impartial investigation' into Maine ICE shooting" Also there is a picture of Collins, the less said about it the better
An illustration from Harry Allard's famous children's book Miss Nelson Is Missing, depicting the evil Viola Swamp: a menacing looking woman in a lack dress with green and yellow striped stockings
a black and white photo of a wading pool at a playground. In the foreground, in color, is the cartoonish image of an ice cream salesman in a yellow uniform. His greenish skin is melty, the pink cones are melty, it's a real mess.
A background photo of a seaside vista polluted with columns of foam. In the foreground is a label artwork for BPAL's Vampire Sandwich perfume oil, in the style of an ice cream truck poster. The image features a coffin-shaped ice cream sandwich with melty red filling. Candy fangs and red gumball eyes make a face on its surface.
An archival black and white photo of a lovely young woman working a malt shop counter, except the drink is a bubbly, gooey green mess with a witch hat perched atop it. Also she has no face! Text reads: MALTED WITCH MILK, 5ml perfume oil
A wacky cartoon-style poster for "Monster Milks" perfumes, featuring a Wednesday Addams-style little girl sitting down to a bowl of ghost-shaped cereal bits. Text reads: "Dary free! Do not ingest" and advertises the inclusion of witches, ghosts, mummies, vampire, invisible man, and wolf man.
A photo of an ice cream truck covered in ads for spooky treats such as GUMMI FANGS, ITALIAN LICE, and MALTED WITCH MILK. A very melty-looking cartoon human is reaching out through an open window to hand you dripping pink ice cream cones covered in eyes.
A static shot of seven bottles of BPAL perfume against a dark background, with pink and green lights playing back and forth across a surface of metallic fabric. The front-facing bottle is labeled BUTTERSCOTCH BITCH
The label illustration for BPAL's Bad Humor Man perfume. A melting man in a yellow uniform and cap offers melty oversized ice cream cones covered with staring eyes. All things considered he looks... cheerful?
A full ice cream truck menu of monster ice cream treats, bright orange with purple and green text: Bad Humor Man Ghost Milk Soft Serve The Invisible Man's Banana Malted Witch Milk Mummy Push Pop Vampire Sandwich Zombie Mochi
The label art for WITCH MILK perfume: a wacky cartoon illustration of a witch sipping green liquid out of a mug sized cauldron
A wacky cartoon illustration of a young boy wearing a vintage-style vampire costume, holding aloft a gingerbread vampire cookie which he's discovered inside a yellow box labeled "Gingerbread Vampire."
A poster image for A LITTLE LUNACY: TWIN CITIES. Text reads: "Fine Fragrance, Sampling & Shopping. July 11, 12-3pm at Odd Mart, 2520 Lyndale Ave. S" Background image is a historical black and white photo of young women cavorting on the lawn of a fancy Minneapolis mansion.
Bottles of BPAL's DILF perfume oil, hair gloss, and beard oil posed in front of the multicolored book cover for Jude Ellison S. Doyle's nonfiction book "DILF: Did I Leave Feminism?"
An image of the vampire Armand from the AMC TV series The Vampire Lestat. Armand has dark skin and hair, his eyes are burning golden orange, and he is wearing a dark bespoke suit. Text reads: "Anne Rice's The Vampire Lestat, licensed fragrances, Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab"
Screencap of Jodie Foster in the movie CONTACT, looking misty-eyed up toward the camera. Text says: "THEY SHOULD HAVE SENT... A POET."
A framed vintage ('80s?) closeup portrait of a white dog. Glitter sticker letters on the glass read: "CHAMPION BITCH"
A bottle of BPAL’s Wrath perfume oil standing against a backdrop made from a classic horror movie poster from the 1960s — a closeup illustration of a woman’s face screaming, cut out of a flame-shaped negative space background
A meme image of a lit cigarette dangling from the droopy open end of a wilted rose. Text reads: "You can learn a lot of things *cough* from the flowers *wheeze*"
A screencap from the movie Labyrinth showing a closeup of the blue fuzzy worm. Text: "I'm just a worm."
A bottle of BPAL's Mushroom & Jasmine perfume oil, propped against a cluster of pale mushrooms in the grass. Nearby a vintage brooch shaped like a woman's face (art deco by way of the 1970s) with one rhinestone eye lays next to it in the grass.
A poster image for a retail event on July 11 at Odd Mart, from 12-3pm. Text reads: "A Little Lunacy, Twin Cities: fine fragrance, sampling & shopping." The background image is an old historical photograph of a mansion that used to be located in South Minneapolis, with a congregation of young women standing in front of it joined hand-in-hand
A bottle of BPAL’s DILF perfume on an outdoor table surrounded by LGBTQ books. In the foreground is a plastic library card
A shot of seven BPAL perfume bottles arranged as if on a concert stage, with BUTTERSCOTCH BITCH standing out in the lead among them. Green and purple lights play across silver lamé. Text reads: Anne Rice's The Vampire Lestat
A label graphic for BPAL's Rose Moon perfume oil, which shows a bleached cow skull hanging from a barbed wire fence post twining with roses. In the background of the video there is actual video footage, artfully desaturated, showing a closeup view of a rosebush
A bottle of BPAL’s Skin Musk perfume resting against actual human skin tattooed with the likeness of one of Marilyn Monroe’s 1953 pinup photos. A string of pearls is draped across the upper part of the frame
A poster for the film The Dark Crystal, featuring the many different inhabitants of Thra, loomed over by the large figure of a Skeksis. In the foreground is a craggy fantasy castle sprouting from a cracked, barren plain, and a bottle of BPAL's SkekUng the Garthim-Master fragrance is superimposed next to it, glowing with purple light. Text reads: "The Dark Crystal: Licensed Fragrances."
A 1982 poster for the movie "The Dark Crystal" featuring a storm-swept sunset landscape (with three suns) above a cracked, barren plain. The craggy, dully glowing Dark Crystal levitates in the foreground, next to a bottle of BPAL's SkekTek the Scientist perfume oil. Text reads "The Dark Crystal: Licensed Fragrances."
A 1948 illustration by Don Blanding, black ink on plain paper, of a large personified retention of the sun as a dark human face, eyes closed in a contemplative expression, dominating the sky over a silhouetted landscape. A tendril of smoke is arising from the land and drifting across the sky.
A grainy 1845 black and white photograph of the sun, dissolving enticingly into a bouquet of heliotrope flowers. Text reads: High Noon Heliotrope
The basis of this event flyer is a black-and-white historical photo of young women dancing in a circle around a famous (now demolished) Minneapolis mansion. Text reads: "A LITTLE LUNACY, Twin Cities: Fine Fragrance, Sampling & Shopping." Below, the event details: "July 11, 12-3pm at Odd Mart, 2520 Lyndale Ave S."
A satirical photoshopped image of the drag queen Disasterina standing in the DC reflecting pool in the foreground as workers attempt algae removal in the background
A bottle of BPAL’s Sugar Glaze perfume oil perched atop a real sugar glazed donut, which is resting on a strawberry-shaped snack plate, which is in turn resting on a red and white plaid cloth napkin (which is in turn resting on the grass)
A screencap from a news story highlighting the fact that the company which installed the algae-ridden reflecting pool’s new filtration system is named Green Water Solutions
A stationary bottle of BPAL’s Banana & Vetiver perfume, sitting on a ledge overlooking a roller rink with blurred figures skating in the background.
A screencap from Twin Peaks that shows only a pair of cupped hands filled nearly to overflowing with creamed corn
A video that takes a crudely photoshopped meme image of a cat combined with a cucumber and makes it dance via a simple two-frame image reverse animation, and then keeps adding more cuke kittehs and bokeh effect until there’s a whole little cuke kitteh rave going on
A 5ml bottle of BPAL's WILDE perfume posed with tattered Victorian accessories: a pale umbrella and a cluster of medallions on a beaded necklace.
A historical photo of Oscar Wilde wearing a men's suit. Text reads: "The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame."
A bottle of BPAL’s Bourbon Tobacco & Condensed Milk perfume oil, posed on a wooden platform alongside a brass pipe, glass apothecary bottles, an old Amphora tobacco can, a bottle of milky white nail polish, and a sparkling crystal bead necklace
A bonneted Naomi Watts in "I Heart Huckabees" grabbing Isla Fisher and yelling: "The joke's on you! The joke is on you!"
A Gustave Dore illustration for Samuel Coleridge's poem The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, depicting the deck of a ship covered with sailors either sleeping or dead. Superimposed is a nametag sticker that says "Hello, my name is Ambergris Accord"
Lavender ruffles are drawn back like a curtain to reveal a bottle of BPAL’s Candied Violets & Black Pepper perfume oil resting on a bed of multicolored sequin fabric — which is then pulled aside to reveal a second bottle, this one Red Bean Paste & Wisteria. Dissolve to a closeup shot of a shimmering disco ball as text appears: “WE ARE ONLY OURSELVES TOGETHER.” And then: “proceeds donated to: Athlete Ally, Trans Youth Equality Foundation, SAGE: Services and Advocacy for GLBT Elders.”
it's that meme that's just a screencap of DMs reading: "i ain't reading all that I'm happy for u tho or sorry that happened" with an added bubble at the bottom that says: "Happy Pride!!"
A poster image for BPAL's Pride 2026 fragrance collection. The background is a sheer yellow fabric covered in multicolored square sequins. Text reads: "WE ARE ONLY OURSELVES TOGETHER." And then below: "Fragrance Duets. A fundraiser for SAGE, Athlete Ally, & Trans Youth Equality Foundation."