bplane

@bplane.bsky.social

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Husband and Dad / Game Developer / Politics Nerd / Cosmic Void Enjoyer

Colin Powell staring menacingly. He wears a slight smirk, but a deadness in the eyes betrays his unfathomable cruelty.
Image from the movie Zoolander saying that Zohran is so hot right now
Beautiful flowers of bright reds, whites, pinks and dark crimson striated and receding into the background.
Pinkish orange sky fading into a dusky blue with two jet streams slowly diverging and fading into a deeper pink as the planes rise.
A prompt from a Comcast survey that says "Please let us know how we can make this easier for you in the future." I replied, "The government should seize your assets, jail your executives, dissolve the regional monopolies, and consolidate them into a nationalized utility."
Last 10 polls showing Platner beating Collins with a spread ranging from +1 to +11
A picture of my chicken scratch handwriting. "Hello world! This is my chicken scratch"
A Google search for "Google is dogshit now," where Google's AI says yes, Google is, in fact, dogshit now.
Clockwork orange but it's skin-fiddles and tutty-boobs.
A picture of Bob Menendez, who also went to jail for accepting a bribe of gold bars, looking conflicted with a stock image of gold bars in the background.
Brian 538 , Republicans 0
Face melting scene from Indiana Jones
Tim Robinson giving a look like "come on"
AI Art: All These People Drinking Lover's Spit (Clean Your Face With It) He's on some freaky shit.
A full hand of neurosurge card
Absurd math that has nothing to do with counting cards from the counting cards part of The Hangover.