Rando Brando

@bpositive41.bsky.social

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Consistently contradictory and systematically random

Shirt tag saying 95% polyester and 5% spandex along with picture of Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite posing for pic
Picture of Allsup’s “World Famous” beef and bean burrito
Garth from Wayne’s World with subtle look of happiness and contentment
Picture of lawn with partial snow coverage
Movie posters for Anomalisa (2015) and A Ghost Story (2017)
Scenes from Dumb and Dumber, White Men Can’t Jump, Tombstone, and Office Space
Rutger Hauer’s character from the movie Blade Runner with the caption “I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe.”
Picture of a bottle of Zima and a Taco Bell Enchirito
Ad for 2025 Dodge Durango SRT Hellcat priced at a cool $104,000
Dog sitting behind wheel of a parked car, staring straight at me