Brad Zacher

@brad.zacher.com.au

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Computer scientist. Cider drinker. Dungeon Master. Maintainer of @typescript-eslint.io Software Engineer @ Canva. https://zacher.com.au

Screenshot of github's contribution dot visualisation where almost every square is muted green meaning "less contributions" except for one week which is bright green meaning "more contributions". The visualisation is meant to work like a heat map, but because the number of contributions in that week was many hundreds of times greater than the other weeks, it's colours ruined the scale making everything else the same, indistinguishable colour.
Picture of my conference badge. The badge reads: BazelCon 2025 Brad Zacher Canva Speaker
Darth Vader: I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.
Panel 1: Bus driver saying "Don't make me tap the sign" Panel 2: The bus driver tapping a sign that says "Engineers must review all AI generated code"
This is the worst code I've written This is the worst code you've written so far
A screenshot of a poll. Question: do you know "zalgo is Tony the pony" 15 people answered yes 11 people answered no