Brad Ackerman

@brada.bsky.social

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Snooping email for fun and profit. Mostly cat pictures by volume. He/him.

A pair of white clown shoes.
A tuxedo cat loafing on the chest of a human wearing a white bath towel
Apollo-style control panel for heresy, with a guarded toggle for bolter/flamer and an unguarded button for exterminatus.
A tuxedo cat laying on a bed with her face toward the camera but paws away from the camera. She’s caucusing with the orangeys.
A tuxedo cat laying at the edge of a bed, looking towards the camera
Photo of the silo shooting its load with caption “I WANT TO BLEVE”
BLÅHAJ with financial number-go-up background and caption “shonks”
A cute 3D printed cat (from the linked model) with white body, pink ears and nose, and black eyes on a distressed wooden surface.
Essenger holding a microphone in both hands in front of a silhouetted audience.
A disco ball in the shape of Darth Vader’s helmet suspended below a wood ceiling.
A tuxedo cat laying on a bed and a human under the sheets. She wants attention.
Tu'Pari torturing G'kar with dialogue: "You are to know pain. You are to know fear. At the appointed hour, you pie. That may be a typo, but the Thenta Makur never betray a commission."
Koizumi Junichirō playing his signature ron against Hu Jintao and Wen Jiabao. His power level is over 9000.
Photo of Imperial eagle crest pocket watch in someone’s hand with caption: WELL WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT IT'S EXTERMINATUS TIME!
Requested preorder receipt for the Strixhaven book.
Quark with caption: RULE OF ACQUISITION #286: IF SOMEONE POSTS A QUALITY MEME, YOU'RE NOT ONLY RIGHT TO ACQUIRE IT; YOU ARE OBLIGATED TO ACQUIRE IT.
Densha de D multi-track drifting train panel
An inflatable Metrorail station entrance pylon as described in the skeet text.
A brown mackerel tabby sitting on a throw and purring loudly.
“But I don’t want to cure cancer” Spider-Man comic
TRADE OFFER meme: I receive: A Butlerian Jihad on Al You receive: Affordable RAM again
Start a new chat sharethe Share The Cities @sharethecities.bsky.social can't be messaged
A bay full of Wegmans house brand iced tea which is totally Itō-en.
Red Line departures board at Farragut north with one train boarding, one train arriving, and one train in one minute.
“Select all images with Finnish snipers” image recognition test of a snowy forest. All squares are selected.
"The Timeless Awesomeness of the 7-Segment Display” carousel image with a plastic robot toy posing with a 14-segment display
A tuxedo cat laying on her side with her head facing the camera, on top of a copy of Life After Cars
A pair of white clown shoes with red stars along the toe and a black top.
“Trade offer” meme I receive: A Butlerian Jihad on AI You receive: Affordable RAM again
A prompter display from A Klingon Christmas Carol
National Park Service Dec 18 Big Appa? Just remember, jumping on a bison and yelling "yip yip" will not make it fly. But you will. During the cold winter season, bison develop thick, woolly coats that help protect them from freezing temperatures and harsh winds. It's said that a bison's winter coat is so thick and provides insulation so effective that when snow accumulates on its coat, it will not melt from the heat of the bison's skin. Their skin also thickens in response to cold temperatures and fatty deposits appear to insulate the animal. This is important because during winter storms, bison will actually turn toward the storm, hunker down, and wait for it to pass. P.S. No jumping on bison. There are easier ways to earn frequent flyer miles.
BC Transit bus displaying “SORRY…” on the destination sign
A tuxedo cat walking around a purple throw on a bed while purring loudly and occasionally stopping to knead.
Eastbound bicycle lane on E Yesler Way at Broadway, very worn.
The linked Zillow page showing a Walk Score of 6, Transit Score of 26, and Bike Score of 5.
A classified information cover sheet but for bullshit. BULLSHIT THIS IS A COVER SHEET FOR BULLSHIT INFORMATION ALL INDIVIDUALS HANDLING THIS INFORMATION ARE REQUIRED TO WASH THEIR HANDS BEFORE SERVING FOOD PRODUCTS OR SHAKING HANDS WITH ANY OTHER INDIVIDUALS NOT AUTHORIZED TO HANDLE OR DISSEMINATE BULLSHIT. HANDLING, STORAGE, REPRODUCTION OF THE ATTACHED DOCUMENT WITHOUT THE PROPER LEVEL OF AUTHORIZATION MAY RESULT IN THE LABELING AS A BULLSHITTER. BULLSHIT NSN OH-BS-GIMME-A-BREAK
Two small dogs sniffing each other in a crowd of humans while wagging their tails very fast
A brown mackerel tabby laying on a MacBook Pro on a bed. A tuxedo cat is visible behind her.
A tuxedo cat sleeping in the cinnamon roll pose on a dark bedspread.
A pair of white shoes, as a white-shoe litigator would presumably wear, but they're clown shoes.
A tuxedo cat sleeping in a cinnamon roll pose on a brown damask striped duvet, trapping a human underneath until she deigns to awaken.
A brown mackerel tabby laying on a fleece throw and a freshly-cleaned bed.
Shiny stickers from EFF with “Let’s sue the government!” in Cooper Black
Doug Gordon, Sarah Goodyear, and Ray Delahanty (house left to right) on stage with background slide “I-5 as formative life experience top 10”
“Well would you look at that; it’s exterminatus time!” with picture of pocket watch with Imperial eagle
“Is Hegseth hooked on meth? (Checked) yes no” spray painted on a fence in Belltown
“The Execution of Charles I” by an unknown artist, from the National Galleries for Scotland.
Susie from Lord of Mysteries, who is somewhat smarter than most dogs.
Garbage on stage under red light at the Paramount in Seattle.
A brown mackerel tabby loafing on a bed parallel to the focal plane
A brown tabby cat modeling an XS-size Bowsers donut bed.
The Night King from Game of Thrones, probably about to cast Blue Eyes Wight Dragon.
Tweet from MS Society UK: "Let's turn the streets of Belfast orange! On 13 September 2020, join us for MS Walk Belfast - a family friendly and accessible walk. There will be three routes for you to choose from: 1, 5 and 10km. Sign up now and help raise life-changing funds for MS research"
Tweet from the Chicago Bears with the river dyed green for St Patrick's Day except they've shopped it orange because someone failed their history classes.
An orange circular warning sticker of a wheeled rack with shock detector on an incline, about to tip over.
A very cute tan and white dog outside the dining room at Butchart Gardens, looking at the camera.
A tuxedo cat is loafing on a carpeted floor between two pieces of furniture. A beam of sunlight shines on the cat and a yellow catnip banana in front of it. The rest of the area is dimply lit.
Two black recycling bins with “OnlyCans” markings in the style of the OnlyFans logo
Screenshot from Redfin: $1,275,000 1 bed 1 bath 1,071,822 sq ft 1 Irving Pl Unit U9C, New York, NY 10003 1.76 acre lot • $1,174 HOA • Walker's paradise Listing by POWERED BY DMT LLC • Provided by REBNY
The FreeBSD mascot commandeered for “Diablitos”, a Mexican tequila brand.