Dr. Nick Cavanaugh’s Defense Lawyer

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Yeah that’s me in the photo

iPhone notes app screenshot, read like this: The only peanut butter I’ve ever had to stir is the ones so braggadocious to say ‘no need to stir!’ Didnt even know peanut butter needed A microwaved burrito wrapped in the palest scab… What’s up with anime OPs? I’m folded here against my folding chair staring at my cheap laptop with its plastic bezels peeling away, and squared away between all of it is a list of videos on youtube.com of various types: anime OP analysis, anime OP quizzes, plaino ani op, covers, sheets and sneezes BUT WHY WHY WHY? WONDERWHORE I’m just a digital charicture, a wacky stereotype baked within the narrative, absolutely unlovable, unapproachable and inhuman. I’m just your idea I used to think “I’ll be gone too soon, ain’t that an oddly sassy beat.” Was a quote from
Screenshot of iPhone notes app, it says: pyschodysleptic diurnal. My face deliquesce to trepidated obituary. Brisked through the layered cake of architrave and jamb. ‘Twas a plexor? No, far too dentate I’m afraid and far too late to adjust my now bulleted, leptosomatic knee. The pedagogical fiction , the commonality of ‘classics’. They formed a box surrounding me, making me the balky simpatico-center of the quincunx. Desperation picked away at the wet shale murate. The drawing, a line gestalt. Brad, a derivative sobriquet. The escutcheon around the keyhole facsimiled a older generic keyhole symbol— one with a circle sprouting a skirt from the bottom— despite it ( the real keyhole) being for a modern day toothy one. The fealty to king was fracked by mischievity. Creosoted wood expansed the building. Uremic waste was surely somatic, his mind not so vile.
Screenshot of iPhone notes app, it says: interviews you know the inperson ones instead of the ones where they make you install some shit on your laptop named PANOPTICONSTONERHOMOSEXUALHOMOCIDE.exe that fucking blares at you anytime you stop making eye contact with the blank wall you’re FaceTimeing because the interviewer is taking an audible shit and piss offscreen and it’s just not fair and it sucks and anal prolapse and I hate it and you know I can’t reallly
Screenshot of iPhone notes app, says the following: First rule as a writer is to know your audience, maybe myself the audience, have you considered autofellatio, like metaphorically in regards to me? Throw coat hanger Incest planet comic Moms upset she wanted me to be with family, mine didn’t really car, well they didn’t care Cig, I’m outta fluid, everyone is The month is a toddler, terrible twos
Screenshot displaying my profile page and my series of of very corrupted profile pictures
Glasses girl wearing a military garb in the midst of hoodie and T-shirt wearing hoodlums.
The spines of two blu rays and six DVDs are displayed; the two blu rays are: Ida, and The Favourite; The six DVDs are: Buffalo ‘66, Let The Right One In, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Thirst, Mulholland Dr., and It Follows.
Nicolas Cage in Wild at Heart with subtitles saying “And I want to apologize to you gentlemen”
They’re using the same photo from the “girls from multiple dimensions where the concept of sound doesn’t exist keep kissing me” post. Lazy piece of shit
A Spotify Wrapped. The top 5 artists are listed as the following, respectively: BOAT, Kendrick Lamar, HYPER GAL, Throwing Muses, Ryoko Moriyama.
Gitaroo Man giving a peace sign in the middle of the Great Fairy Fountain from the legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3D
A portrait of Kim Kitsuragi from Disco Elysium and Barry from Saltburn are lounging together in a background from the film A Tree of Palme; between the two characters is an heart emoji, specifically the one meant to denote the heart suit of playing cards. The image looks like it was created on a 3ds… it was.
A close-up shot of a LSD blottersheet—about 8 full-bodied tabs fill the frame of the picture—with a skull and crossbones featured on every segmented tab; A watermark stating “DEA” is in the bottom-right corner. This photo kicks and sucks ass.
A photo of a person’s head with long hair screaming; mouth stretched as long as it could be. The photo is digitally altered to look like shit.
Internal hemorrhoids stapler; a tube is inserted the rectum and the hemorrhoids are inserted in the tube, seemingly ready to crimped/stapled by the lidlike circular stapler hoisted up by a pole coming from the interior of the tube.
If you’re blind, I love you 😘; if you’re reading this with your eyes… YOU DONT BELONG HERE AND IM GOING TO PEEL YOUR TOES LIKE STRING CHEESE
Lockheed Martin Corp stocks going to the MOOOON on October 9 of 2023
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Dumdum angel confirming my identity and saying “This user is an angel sent from heaven”
A controversial move in history; Fish begins to walk on land