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a screenshot of Jim Downey guesting on Conan O'Brien's podcast, also the "Jeff Epstein?" meme
a mickey mouse logo containing the Blue Lives flag
CNN headline: "US Military Asks Troops for 'Creative and Unconventional' Ideas to Punish Iran". Under the headline is an aerial photo of the Pentagon.
a footnote from a Ringer article on LeBron James. the footnote reads "We asked ChatGPT to estimate the number of passes, based on available data in the player-tracking era, which began in 2013."
a screenshot of the intro to Wikipedia's schaffel article, with an editor's tag noting that "This article needs more citations"... from Jun 2009
a GIF from Starship Troopers: a soldier turns to the camera and proudly proclaims "I'm doing my part."
the previous screenshot, only i edited the headline to read "lemonade was a popular drink and it still is"
a Twitter/X news item from yesterday headlined "Weird Al's Style Parodies Earn High Praise from Fans and Reporters"
a bottle of enchilada soda
a Pausa de Hidratación meme with Slobodan Praljak
the result of an Arby's text generator: "9/11" in the Arby's hat logo, then "BUSH KNOCKED DOWN THE TOWERS" in the Arby's font. under the text is a spilling box of curly fries and a huge roast beef and cheddar sandwich
a baseball dugout filled with sitting Soviet ballplayers, all wearing red jerseys with CCCP across the front
just-released concept art of Kawhi Leonard as some kind of human-tree hybrid
a glass bottle of 1836 Farms orange juice, branded with the word HOWDY! and the phrase "Gig 'em Aggies"
a still from the Simpsons season 6 episode 1: Milhouse relucantly signing Bart's cast
Jacques Brel holding his hand up, right to the camera, on the cover of L'essentiel de Jacques Brel
i'm holding a frozen margarita with salt rim and lime
a GIF of LeBron James nutmegging his own teammate on the way to a layup against the Timberwolves
Sofia Vergara's "i think they r dead" wrestling post from Instagram
a still of Jimmy Barrett from Mad Men holding a bag of Utz potato chips. he's wearing a white dinner jacket with black bow tie and looking kinda louche
a cardboard box containing seven family-size bags of Zapp's Voodoo chips
a Telemundo graphic of Germany and Panama's flags, rendered as shields. Each shield has a curved triangle shape covering the top-right corner; Germany's looks like a black swoop of hair
the JEB! meme
a panel from the Achewood webcomic in which Téodor says "Word up! I look just like Archie" but Téodor's head has been replaced with the Betty-styled-as-Archie image from the post I quoted
a Ford Expedition with a decal of a thumbs-up and the words GIMME SOME SWEETS
headline: "Pan Am returns, but with a twist for the 21st century"
a can of Mike's Harder Blue Raspberry
a yellow plastic seat for an arcade racing game with two speakers for eyes and a seatback hole for a mouth. it's an expression of cosmic horror
Chris Rock
Victor Wembanyama (labeled "me") right after smashing Naz Reid (labeled "a few small beers") with his elbow
Honda just lost money for the first time in 70 years
the cover of Yo's Charm World: six various straight-lined shapes in two columns of three. they're red on a sky-blue background.
a screenshot of my private, in-process 1985 megamix playlist on Spotify, with 1000 songs
a bucket of Garage Beer (containing a 24-pack)
the logo for the MBA: the Military Basketball Association
a screenshot of "Case of the P.T.A." in the Spotify mobile app, with the lyric "poll tax on sheets, five days a week"
a screenshot from Leaders of the New School's "Case of the P.T.A." lyric page on OHHLA.com, with the phrase "poll tax on sheets" highlighted
kid rock speaking at the pentagon
Debra Lea deleted WHCD tweet
two guys from Scooter
Steph Curry embracing Moses Moody
ESPN screenshot: "The season-ending injuries to Butler and Moses Moody, the giant heating pack Curry needed just to get through games."
Jarrett Allen's jersey hanging from the rafters of a high school gym
today's NYT Spelling Bee
Don Draper whiteboard pitch meme with the text "Hail, Caesar! but it's a TV show"
spam text: "Hi, I’m Sophia from Warner Bros. Recruitment! We’ve reviewed your profile and believe you’re an ideal candidate for our exciting part-time, work-from-home opportunity. Your role will focus on assisting merchants with updating product information to maximize visibility and drive success. Schedule: Just 60–90 minutes daily, 4 days a week"
a lede, credited to ESPN staff: "Saturday at the Masters saw an history lead evaporate"
on an arcade dance game: "sythe-pop hiphop"
an Escalade with a Texas vanity plate reading NFL MOM
two Twitter news items: "X User 'Bald Ann Dowd' Meets Actress Ann Dowd in Shared Photo" and "Cheekface Clip Divides Listeners with Deadpan 'Think About It' Refrain"
Noreaga's 2020 tweet "She in racial chat rooms showing feet!!!"