Toby ๐ŸŒน

@brainbomb.bsky.social

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Welsh man ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ท๓ ฌ๓ ณ๓ ฟ Formerly a Labour Councillor Once worked at Labour HQ Used to be a tech-bubble CEO Who knows what's next; hopefully something awesome! Anti-brexit with a passion. He/him

Frank from Shameless UK
A stop sign with a difference
A blue t-shirt with the words "Fuck. Chuck. Schumer." in large white letters. Each word is on a new line for added emphasis.
A part of the Epstein Files showing some thumbnail images completely redacted.
Screenshot of the Express poll result at 22:28 showing 82% saying "yes" to the question "is Rachel Reeves right to blame Brexit for state of UK economy?"
A montage of the NYT 100 best movies of the 21st century which I have seen. I have seen 65 of them.
A woman standing in front of gas mask-wearing ICE agents in Paramount, Los Angeles. The air is thick with smoke and tear gas.
Google AI telling me that Fishguard and Goodwick (which are in South Wales!) were occupied by Nazi Germany in WW2
Graph showing the share price of the Mr Cooper Group Inc, which has risen by 26% in the last month.
A cartoon penguin with a machine gun, sunglasses and a green tin helmet with the words "we will fight them on the beaches, we will never surrender"
A scene from All the President's Men
Bateman from American Psycho looks at phone and then drops it
Screenshot of the BBC news homepage for those in the UK
Francis Urquhart, fictional British Prime Minister in House of Cards. A proper bastard!
Blue t-shirt with the words 'Fuck. Chuck. Schumer.' in large white letters
A cartoon where Godzilla towers over the scene, surrounded by burning, devastated buildings on fire but in front of the Lego headquarters, clutching his foot, howling in pain after clearly stepping on a Lego brick.
Joan Hickson as Miss Marple
Front page of the UK tabloid newspaper on the day Trump was inaugurated for the second time, showing Trump with hand raised, not in nazi salute, but to swear an oath on the bible, which his stand-in wife is holding, but he isn't touching (presumably in fear of being struck by lightening!). Above the photo the Star has written "Orange Manbaby sworn in as 47th President of the United States of America... (Then the headline in large type) ...so help us God".
Met Office map showing area of low pressure heading across the Atlantic, due to arrive next week
Cartoon of Godzilla, having already destroyed the buildings around him, screaming in agony after stepping on a Lego brick
Jesus sitting at a round (bar?) table, sipping wine and looking at a smartphone, with thought bubble saying: "Ugh. Only twelve followers"
Front page of the Daily Mail tomorrow with the headline "Starmer's far-right 'smear' on grooming gangs
Front page of tomorrow's UK newspaper, The Observer, with the lead headline "Fears of unrest as PM considers open prison for more offenders"
A screenshot of text messages saying: I am outside Sounds scary Who is this Uber eat
The front of a microwave oven with a picture of a scene from a Die Hard movie with the lead character looking like he's crawling out of it.
A round red and white striped sweet on a running machine looking at a picture of a red and white candy cane thinking "maybe I need to be a bit more realistic..."
A screenshot of the NORAD Santa Tracker on Christmas morning
A scene near the end of the movie It's a wonderful life, with the lead characters assembled near a Christmas tree
"Butch" the cartoon dog staring at a sandwich with an angry look on his face. In a panel below he has thrown it over his shoulder. The words "too moist" have been added.
Mark Zuckerberg in front of a screen with the text "Our mission: to make the world more open and connected"
A black t-shirt with white lettering. In a large font the word "People"; underneath five stars with four in outline and the first a solid yellow. Below all this, in a small font, the words "F*cking nightmare, would not recommend."
A statue of an angel looking forlorn with the words "angels don't swear? Fuck off!"
Michael Caine dressed as Scrooge looking out of a window, with snow falling, with the text "boy! Yes, you boy! Tell them I'll pay more taxes so you can get healthcare".
Text of a Red warning for wind pushed to mobile phones in South Wales
Four Quality Street tins from different eras - the '80s to today - showing how they have reduced in size time after time.
Screenshot of Phil Myers BlueSky profile showing he's on the Right Wing Stans blocklist
Broken phone screen with undelivered texts saying: It's so hard to let you go I miss you Fuck I love you Come back
Now that's what I call not very good music in the style of the classic Now album covers
A crowd of East Berliners in the 1980s, with two women in the foreground wearing winter coats and hats. Taken from the German TV series Berlin Wall
UK food hygiene rating certificate showing a zero - urgent improvement necessary
Keir Starmer repaints the UK's yellow EU star with the words "rejoin? Yes please!"
The cover of the Iron Maiden single Women in Uniform
A mock up of the ubiquitous Now that's what I call album covers with the words "now that's what I call not very good music"
Keir Starmer painting the UK's yellow EU star back into the European circle with the words "rejoin? Yes please!"
A woman cuddling a wooden post with the words "BlueSky Invalid handle? Just like this post"
The veteran BBC reporter John Simpson
An image of a phone screen, cracked and a bit broken, with undelivered messages saying: It's so hard to let you go I miss you fuck I love you Come back
Short video of the BlueSky user counter showing the number of new users in real time
BlueSky user count shown as passing 14,750,000 on the counter made by @theo.io
Map of the UK and Ireland showing where snow is predicted at the end of next week
A man in a suit with a Guy Fawkes mask on with the words "Guido in court, Guido's Fawked"
Tailor Swift looking surprised with the text #totp music from when I was a baby
Taylor Swift looking surprised with the text #TOTP and Music from when I was just a baby added
Still from the movie 12 Angry Men, which is on UK Prime streaming TV as of today
People sitting around a table cartoon meme in three panels. Panel 1: standing man angrily asks "Who did you vote for? Panel 2: two attentive people each answer "Harris", a third, looking lazy says "Trump" Panel 3: view the external of the tall building with the Trump voter having been thrown out of the window.
Batman slapping Robin meme with Robin saying "I didn't vote" and Batman replying "too late now motherfucker"
Photo of cottage pie with a large serving already taken from the pot.
Screenshot of a dictionary definition of the word 'refrute' - "prove (a statement or theory) to be wrong or false; disprove"
Cartoon showing a TV reporter in front of a line of early voters saying "The number of in-person absentee ballots are breaking records as voters prepare to leave society for their doomsday bunkers."
Screenshot of The Independent rolling newsfeed about the floods in Spain with a link to an article entitled "Is it safe to travel to Spain and should I cancel my holiday after flooding disaster?"