I'm Not Your Gay Dad

@braindouche.bsky.social

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gay feral pixel programmer I won't shut up about web accessibility, Dune, Factorio, Hellraiser, fountain pens and related kinks, and cursive handwriting. It is illegal for you not to show me pictures of your cat. Trans rights are human rights she/her

A tall stack of bound paper reports on a desk
Two striped brown cats show us their tails.
Two brown striped cats sitting on my goddamn desk
Lafayette Square, Buffalo NY The photo has a distinct yellow color, thanks to widespread wildfire smoke
Two brown striped cats are sitting on my goddamn desk. On the left is a very large, fluffy himbo, on the right is a normal-sized, normal-coated girlboss, though because they're sitting and she's closer to the camera their relative size difference isn't as apparent as it normally would be.
A pilot custom heritage 92 over a handwriting sample
A small brass crab holding up a pink Pelikan m205
A poem. It's not very good.
Picture of an antique milk boiler, a thing mothers around the world used to boil milk at home before pasteurized milk became common and cheap.
A progress pride flag, with the stripes in the chevron swapped with the horizontal striped.
Jorts posts about solidarity and Pride, accompanied by a photo of jorts under a rainbow. Jorts follows up to remind people that he is in fact not dead (passed over the rainbow bridge).
Pelikan m205 in rose quartz
Dirty mountain dew zero cream soda dew
Code Vein
And another thing: we have 10 times as much space in here to write whatever we want. It's a useful accessibility tool (to the extent that bluesky is accessible, but that's another post and a topic covered better by others) but it's also a place you can cram a lot of supplimental information into and I simply haven't seen people using this feature to the greatest extent possible. A picture may be worth a thousand words but on bluesky it's worth 2000 characters and that is useful.
Unimpressive flex writing test
Pen: Asvine P20 Nib: Majohn Soft Flex Ink: Private Reserve Chocolat Paper: Clairfontaine, Europa A5
A listing for a 3 bedroom 1 bath house that has 1066 square feet that isnt in a fancy neighborhood and isn't fancy-looking from the outside, selling for $255k
"Ultimately, It Was The Customer Who Spoke Up" - How The Spectrum White Edition Celebrates Sinclair Lore
Pilot custom heritage 92 fountain pen with a broad nib, ink is Diamine Seven Deadly Sins: Pride, paper is a clairfontaine Europa notemaker
Don't let the sweet innocent face fool you, this is a relentlessly horny cat
Two brown cats ARE SITTING ON MY DESK GET OFF MY DESK I JUST CLEANED IT AND IT WASN'T FOR YOUR BENEFIT YOU ABSOLUTE GOBLINS
A fluffy brown cat sits in an office chair with an alert, if rather head-empty, expression, radiating himbos vibes
A fluffy brown cat lays on a pillow, half-awake. He looks relaxed and somewhat deflated.
A latter-day trapper keeper with lots of spacey neon shit all over it that is 80s coded but didn't actually exist in the 80s
A fluffy tabby cat gazes into the camera and looks slightly inconvenienced while a copy of There Is No Antimemetics Division lays on his body.
Jorts asks "what's that song that's like honk HONK HEEK honk honk HONK honk heel HONK HONK?"
Trumptx.gov website has a bad Google result, with badly edited text and a description of a decorative element.
Wil Stancil makes a joke at ICEs expense. Some people are surprised that some people think it's a joke and not evidence of a deeply disordered personality.
Green Day, being old.
A large, fluffy is sprawled across my desk being very large and inconvenient.
Velvet track suit
Break'n Eggs Crêperie
A photo of a very cheap ipg nib and section from a very cheap fountain pen that probably writes like trash. These pens are still out there, but they've been crowded out of the market by cheap but extremely high quality pens such as the platinum preppy, the pilot kakuno, student pen options from pelikan, lamy and kaweco, and many excellent disposable fountain pen options. There are good IPG nibs out there, but it's a whole subject on its own, and largely a vintage pen thing.
A mostly complete cast photo of Pinwheel.
Lock-On issue 1, 3, 3, 4, 5 and 6
The president has maintained that the multi-million-dollar project will be paid by private donations — and not by taxpayers. On Wednesday, Trump said the total cost of building the ballroom had ballooned to $300 million, a full $100 million more than what was originally announced.
"I'm paying for it. I'm paying for it," Mr. Trump said Tuesday, predicting that the ballroom could cost $250 million.
President Trump, and other patriot donors, have generously committed to donating the funds necessary to build this approximately $200 million dollar structure. The United States Secret Service will provide the necessary security enhancements and modifications.
Unhinged baseball nonsense attributes falsely to Benjamin Sisko
Derek Guy illustrates how odd and poor of a decision the new Steelers uniform colors are
Two cats snuggle on a cardboard box. It's infuriatingly sweet.
A 2x2x2 speedcube, a kilominx, a megaminx
An Amazon result showing two very cheap speedcubes.
An Asus rog strix with the beefiest CPU you can find and really dumb transparent keycaps
Peter Glazebrook and his award-winning onion. A white man has never been so unproblematicly happy about anything else, ever. Just look at him, how proud he is of this onion. It's almost infuriating.
I wish I had advice for you, I don’t. But on the topic, Tim’s toothpaste somehow make me feel like I’m falling. It’s so odd I can’t compute where I’m tasting it. It’s noisy and heavy
A very large, fluffy cat with striking eyes has occupied the desk. The entire desk. You aren't getting anything done today if he doesn't approve.
Xena, Warrior Princess wearing improbable armor. You knew that was considered her armor, right?
A very large cat and a medium-small cat take a break from murdering each other to be annoyed that I'm taking their picture
Floof himbo
An Omas Emotica with the infamous "soft touch" body and cap, that have become soft and sticky over time.
Three one liners in a function
Busses under busses being thrown under the bus.
My tummy hurts but I'm being very brave about it
A fountain pen is on a writing sample.
A picture of a stripey grey cat sitting on the arm of a chair next to some pizza, pointedly ignoring everyone and everything.
Patsy Stone drinks Stoli in NYC
Close up on the business end of an Omas Emotica fountain pen.