braktheman

@braktheman.bsky.social

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I once played a bunch of video games on the internet and then I made a few bad video games on the internet but most people know me for food crimes. I stream sometimes at twitch.tv/braktheman

A selfie of a very tired me with an I Voted Today sticker on my shirt.
Super Mario 64 16 star speedrun splits with a total time of 18 minutes and 30 seconds
Letter from Sandy in Animal Crossing: Doing well, Brak? Thanks for the letter. You seem kind of lonely, and since you wrote me, I’ve decided to send you apple TV. I hope you like it. See you soon! Sandy
Super Mario 64 16 star splits showing a best time of 18 minutes and 46 seconds.
Steam personalized panel for “Recommended Based on the Games You Play” and the first result is a game called BURGER with simplistic art.
Bloodborne screenshot of Moon Presence defeated with 4038 deaths and a smiling me in a plaid shirt.
Orphan of Kos boss fight with the words PREY SLAUGHTERED across the screen in green and white text and an empty health bar. I am in the corner looking tired and relieved to be done.
The bottom of the final page of the Turok 2 walkthrough section where it states “Please Note: Because the book was created before the Turok 2 games were released , we were unable to complete certain sections and objectives for some levels. For additional up-to-the-minute walkthrough information, visit our companion web site, at” and then links to a now non-existent website.
Sample gif of "SlothOS" a fake operating system I made for an abandoned game project. It shows many windows being opened and moved around with a working start menu.
Three tier shelf full of disc based video games.
An alien creature with a green body and a hamburger shell crawls along a tile floor through a seemingly endless, yet abandoned, line.
Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator stream highlight where the baby dies immediately from being thrown out a window.
Dance Dance Revolution (USA) mastered on RetroAchievements in 11 hours and 28 minutes.
Video editing timeline where hundreds of video clips are on the same track
Sarah getting pulled around by the helping hands in Labyrinth
A box of Garlic Parmesan flavored Kraft mac & cheese
The twelve streams of brakmas day 10 steam sale bargain bin - games 99 cents or less. december 26th at 8pm eastern at twitch.tv/braktheman
The twelve streams of brakmas day 9 - jigsaw puzzle speedrun round 2 december 24th at 1pm eastern at twitch.tv/braktheman
The twelve streams of brakmas day 8 - choicer voicer and other itch.io games. december 23rd at 8pm eastern - twitch.tv/braktheman
The twelve streams of brakmas day 7 - nintendo 64 bingo. december 22nd at 8pm eastern. twitch.tv/braktheman
The twelve streams of brakmas promo image - day 6, community webfishing night, december 19th at 8 pm eastern at twitch.tv/braktheman
Twelve streams of brakmas day 5 - heroes of might and magic 3 (the goat) - december 18th at 8pm eastern live on twitch.tv/braktheman
The twelve days of brakmas day 4 with miscellaneous licensed video games. december 16th at 8pm eastern on twitch.tv/braktheman
A screen of me playing fortnite covered by 21 different UIs from an assortment of video games
Promotional image for the twelve streams of brakmas day 3 - fortnite solos every death equals more ui. dec 15th at 8pm eastern.
The Twelve Streams of Brakmas promo image saying "playing and tier listing every virtual boy game december 12th at 8pm eastern at twitch.tv/braktheman
Bloodborne screenshot of Lady Maria defeated with Prey Slaughtered written on the screen.
Bloodborne screenshot of Lady Maria of the Astral Clocktower with almost no health. The screen says "YOU DIED" in red font.
A screenshot of the hit indie game Dante’s Mini-Golf
PlayStation Wrapup screen saying my favorite controller of 2025 was white
The twelve streams of brakmas 2025 edition Thursday December 11th Friday December 12th Monday December 15th Tuesday December 16th Thursday December 18th Friday December 19th Monday December 22th Tuesday December 23rd Wednesday December 24th Friday December 26th Monday December 29th Tuesday December 20th
Webpage screenshot that says “your favorite streamers” with MercMercury as my most watched channel with 104 hours watched, 46,204 channel points earned, and 1,563 chats sent.
Two boxes of Kraft Mac & Cheese Apple Pie flavored
Purchase History of two boxes of kraft apple pie mac n cheese
A drab all white millennial coded Analogue 64 controller from 8BitDo - a modern replacement for the old Nintendo 64 controller.
crushed dill chips and sriracha on boxed mac and cheese
Box art for Heroes of Might and Magic A Strategic Quest
Claire in Resident Evil 2 for the Sony Playstation being attacked by a murder of crows.
A calendar featuring the July Stream Schedule return to N64 June 30th, Starfox 64 Hard Mode July 1st, Mario Kart 64 July 3rd, Fighting Game Mania July 4th, Super Mario 64 120 Star July 7th, Pilotwings 64 July 8th, Cruis'n Trilogy July 10th, Puzzle Game Fest July 11th, Blast Corps July 14th, 15th, 17th, 18th, Import Week July 21st, Bomberman 64 July 22nd, Star Wars Episode I Racer July 24th, Sports Bonanza July 25th, GoldenEye 007 Cheat Unlocks July 28th, Super Smash Bros July 29th, Wave Race 64 July 31st, Revisiting the Worst Games August 1st, Banjo Kazooie 100% twitch.tv/braktheman
Elden Ring stream screenshot with Elden Beast defeated. The text God Slain is overlaid over the screen. I am looking relieved with a 4676 death counter underneath me.
A stream screenshot from twitch.tv/braktheman of Shardbearer Malenia Demigod Felled at rune level one after 3767 total run deaths. I am grinning in the picture relieved to be done and the chat is pogging off.
The worm from Labyrinth. He’s got an off white belly and blue on his back. Big brown bulging eyes and a half open mouth. There are tufts of blue fur sticking out from his sides and the top of his head. He’s wearing an adorable red scarf and looking quite dapper.
Text from the Wikipedia page for Maze: Solve The World’s Most Challenging Puzzle: Each page of the book represents a room or space in a hypothetical house, and each room leads to other "rooms" in this "house". Part of the puzzle involves reaching the center of the house, Room #45 (page 45 in the book), and back to Room #1 in only sixteen steps. Some rooms lead to circuitous loops; others lead nowhere. This gives the puzzle the feel of a maze or labyrinth. The book was adapted as the computer game Riddle of the Maze in 1994 by Interplay. This version featured full color illustrations and voiceovers for the narrator.
Screenshot of a Google AI overview. It reads: The letter "E" is used in Roman numerals to represent the number 5. In other words, E is the Roman numeral for 5.
A screenshot from SpeedRunsLive of a 16 star race from December 2, 2010 showing me with a 30 minute 54 second run
A screenshot of Elden Ring fighting Maliketh the Black Blade at level 1 with YOU DIED printed on the screen. Maliketh has an unseeably small amount of health and I am in the corner with my hand over my face in disbelief.
Me, a tired disheveled and balding man, sitting in a gaming chair wearing my best flannel with an I Voted Today sticker hanging out of my mouth.
Steam screenshot of me purchasing Nubby's Number Factory
A screen shot of Dig Dug. Underneath it says “from 01:16:43 Taco Bell Xboxes”
A box and cartridge of Hack Match by Zachtronics - a homebrew release for the Nintendo Entertainment System
Cloaked Kermit the Frog talking to regular Kermit the Frog with white text underneath saying DO IT
Pokémon TCG Pocket screenshot showing an open “god pack” with five rare pulls including full art Nidoking, Blastoise EX, and Pikachu EX followed up by an immersive Pikachu EX and the ultra rare gold crown Pikachu EX.
Get to Work splits showing a final time of 27:57
Custom braktheman wall art
Get to Work splits showing a final time of 39 minutes and 12 seconds
Screenshot showing the Speedrunner 1 achievement for beating the game in under two hours for Get to Work.