Brandon Bird

@brandonbird.bsky.social

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An oil painting of Captain Pike where he is portrayed as wider than usual.
Bert combing his hair.
The Fantastic Four being given a copy of "What if Frasier Joined the Fantastic Four?" to sign.
What if Frasier Joined The Fantastic Four?
Data painting, as a drawing.
The only T that matters.
Harrison Ford playing Black Lotus.
No one wants to play Sega with Harrison Ford.
He's listening to the Happy Birthday song.
"It is with immense sadness that the whānau of Sam Neill share the news of his passing on Monday 13th July, in Sydney Australia. Sam was surrounded by family and passed with the dignity that has characterised his whole life. The loss was sudden and unexpected but blessed by the fact that Sam remained cancer free. They would like to express their deepest gratitude to the staff at St Vincent’s Private Hospital for their incredible care. More details will be shared later, but for now, on behalf of the family, we ask that you respect their privacy as they navigate this immeasurable loss."
Robocop advertising Robocop movies
Tim Burton giving Batman TM special advice.
Ad for bag of ice.
J.B., sleepy.
Friends eating hot dogs.
Jessica and friend.
Ewok drumming on ICE and Border Patrol helmets.
D.A. Harvey Dent (TM)
Batman wearing glasses and making a phone call.
Man w/ cauliflower ear listens to a boombox.
Weapon against evil.
Directing Jack Nicholson trading card
And artist most bizarre.
TV Guide ad for Law & Order from 1995: "Can they bust a boys club where the #1 sport is sexual assault?"
Wolverine but Abe
Dwayne "evil doll that comes alive and wants to murder you" Johnson
Dan Aykroyd expressing his excitement re: seeing Disclosure Day a third time.
A putz.
Who dares to love forever.
George Costanza in a circa-2008 American Apparel deep v-neck
"When I was a kid, some people were Star Wars people and some people were G.I. Joe people; I was always G.I. Joe. I loved G.I. Joe. That world influenced me so much–when you’re a kid, G.I. Joe is about camaraderie, the idea of being with a bunch of people working for the greater good and even just the idea of finding your specialization. All the Joes don’t do the same shit. Some guys deal in computers, some guy fucking skis, some guy swims. Everybody needs to find their place within the group and you need to come with the thing that no one else can do but you can do. And when I was a kid, I liked G.I. Joe because they were toys, but the more I read about Larry Hama who wrote it—he was a Vietnam vet, and he created all of this lore for all these characters. Some of them were even inspired by guys he served with. It’s so intricate. There’s even stuff about PTSD—Snake Eyes is in a helicopter accident and gets burnt up and can’t speak and he’s the fucking most badass of all the G.I. Joes. When I was a kid, I think most of the time I would spend countless hours setting up bases and scenarios of what was about to happen and I think the actual playing would be next to nothing. And now as I’ve gotten older and revisited it, it’s like, there is some deep shit that’s going on with this stuff that Larry concocted. It really influenced what I thought life would be like when you grew up, that you would find people that are all committed to doing the same thing you’re doing. And maybe I’ve found that making movies and TV shows; you get onto a project and you’re surrounded by a bunch of people that are trying to do the same thing and everybody has their fucking department and everybody has their fucking thing that they're good at. So maybe I have manifested my own way into a G.I. Joe type existence, through making movies and TV shows."
Beloved Step by Step character, Flash.
Burger but jail.
Peter Falk in his greatest role: saying "Ghostbusters" in the Ghostbusters music video.
Have you ever wondered why most villains in movies don't have noses?
The unforgettable NBC show Council of Dads
The New York Philadelphia Eagles
New York Orbachs
New York Lennie Briscoes