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Thursdayton's Kids' Show Audition "Hey there KIDS," says a noodle-armed muppet creature. A look at its lower half reveals it's being controlled from within by the short and powerful Thursdayton, who's wearing the creature like a fancy hat embedded onto a skin-suit. "Today's lesson is about FEELINGS," says the creature, its noodly arms expanding from Thursdayton's puppeteering. "So what are FEELINGS?" The creature strikes a friendly proud pose, finger pointing in the air as it declares, "Well, to understand that, we first have to talk about Thetan Levels."
Wilbur Wednesday Changes It Up! Last time, on Wilbur Wednesday: Wilbur Wednesday, America's favorite leprechaun, lies on the floor. His skin is a sickly color. "YouTubing's pretty tough," he says. Behind him is a faded youtube thumbnail for a video titled "7 WAYS MINIONS AND MONSTERS COULD'VE BEEN MORE SUCCESFUL," accompanied by the caption 'STILL COMING SOON TO THE WORLD WIDE WEB!!!' NOW: Wilbur Wednesday, no longer looking sickly, is wearing an enormous green leprechaun top hat. He is standing and smiling. "Instead of doing that stupid YouTube stuff," he says. "I got a NEW HAT instead." Suddenly, with a BAM!, the youtube thumbnail from earlier, still accompanied by the caption 'STILL COMING SOON TO THE WORLD WIDE WEB!!!', flies in and knocks off Wilbur's hat, revealing that he's bald.
Tuesday Toughie's Hall of Horror In a dark room, two smaller folks look up at the muscular and boat-jawed Tuesday Toughie, who has his arms raised and is yelling "BOO!" He then points at them and says "ARE YOU SCARED?" His hand falters. "PLEASE BE SCARED," he says. The two smaller folks look at each other and then off into the distance. Tuesday Toughie looks dejected as he yells "I REALLY NEED THIS JOB."
Monday-Man Jr. vs. The Cyclops A cyclops wearing nothing but briefs and boots steps over that charming little cherub Monday-Man Jr. "WHERE ARE YA, YOU LITTLE PUNK?" says the cyclops. "WHERE ARE YA?!" he says again, standing still while Monday Man Jr. stands between his legs. The cyclops frowns, still unable to see Monday Man Jr. right beneath him. "WHERE ARE YA, YOU LITTLE PUNK?!" the cyclops says again as he steps off to search for Monday Man jr. elsewhere, still oblivious to Monday Man Jr.'s smiling little form being right near his feet.
The Sunday Simpletonsā„¢ #364 Panel 1: The walls are pink. A man resembling N*d Fl*nders (can't say certain names outright due to the webtoon copyright crackdowns) is standing in front of a spiky yellow tree stump of a boy. The man says "Well, I'm finally back from the Trojan War," Panel 2: The man then says, "and boy, am I tired." Panel 3: He then says "Thank God I splurged on a red-eye flight instead of getting on a boat with my boss." Panel 4: The spiky stump boy says "Don't have a cow, man."
Saturday Stories For Kids! - Auditions For Odysseus A stern man who looks like a cross between Arnold Schwarzenegger and Matt Damon says "We hide inside the horse." A wide-eyed smiling man who looks like a blonde, tanned cross between Jake Gyllenhaal and Cosmo Kramer says "We hide [italics]inside the [italics]horse." A muscular pinkish man with frumpy hair and big teeth says "The Trojans can't resist a BIIIIIIIG PONY."
Friday Night Frannie takes the Elevator Friday Night Frannie, a plain-looking woman, stands next a man with a large cranium and a broccolini-shaped fellow. "Boy, this elevator sure is crowded today." says the man with a large cranium. "But I don't mind. I love being with people, even if they're strangers. It's good for your soul." He smiles a contented smile as the three of them stand there in silence. Then the broccolini-shaped fellow says, "Your breath stinks." "Aw, shut up," replies the man with the large cranium.
Thursdayton: Extreme Komedy A friendly snowman-esque circus clown says "GUESS WHAT?" to the short and angry looking Thursdayton. "What?" replies Thursdayton. "CHICKEN BUTT!" says the clown. With a "Hurk!" and a "cluck" the rear end of a chicken pops out of the clown's mouth. It then starts spraying poop over an unimpressed Thursdayton.
Wilbur Wednesday's Online Career Update Wilbur Wednesday, a fluffy lil' leprechaun, is lying on the floor in a dingy brown room. He's in the fetal position. Close up on his face. "YouTubing's pretty hard," he says. Pan out back to him curled up on the floor by himself. "I may have painted myself into a corner," he says. Cut to a youtube thumbnail captioned "7 WAYS MINIONS AND MONSTERS COULD'VE BEEN MORE SUCCESSFUL" The thumbnail shows a minion being eaten by a blob monster against a backdrop of orange dollar bills. Next to the blob monster is Wilbur Wednesday striking a smug pose. Below the thumbnail, in bright red text: "STILL COMING SOON TO THE WORLD WIDE WEB!!!"
Tuesday Toughie, Future Frisbee Coach Tuesday Toughie, muscular and boat-jawed, points at an ominous cyclopean machine man. "Listen up," says Toughie. "You may be a killer cyborg," Toughie pulls out a frisbee, and continues talking. "but you still gotta practice the FUNDAMENTALS." Toughie throws the frisbee, which bounces off the armless machine man with a 'clink'. The machine man looks down angrily at the frisbee, now on the floor. Toughie stands there, frozen in awkward throwing pose. The machine man zaps Toughie with a painful looking red laser.
Monday-Man Jr.'s Monday Night America's favorite lil' cherub, Monday-Man Jr., sits in a pitch black room. "Don't have a fright," he says, smiling with his chubby cheeks. "I just like to sit here at night." He then continues to sit there, staring ahead.
The Sunday Simpletonsā„¢ #363 Panel 1: The walls are pink. A man resembling N*d Fl*nders (can't say certain names outright due to the webtoon copyright crackdowns) is standing in front of a spiky yellow tree stump of a boy. The man says "Life's a chess game" Panel 2: The man then says, "and the pawns are your toes." Panel 3: He then says "My lawsuit against that tap dancing teacher is about to make us very rich." Panel 4: The spiky stump boy says "Don't have a cow, man."
Saturday Stories For Kids! - Disney's Live-Action Moana Comix Close up on a cooked crab being served at a restaurant alongside some noodles and risotto. "Moana..." whispers the garnished crab shell. "Hear me sing my sinister song..."
Friday Night Frannie's Friday Evening Friday Night Frannie, a plain looking woman, says "Well, my plans have totally fallen apart." She leans forward a bit. "Guess I'll take the rest of today off." She leans forward more. "Maybe I'll watch some movies I saved on Tubiā„¢." She lying on the floor, her nose crooked against the surface. "They got the third Terminatorā„¢ movie on there right now," she says. "That might be educational."
Thursdayton Eats A Salad Thursdayton, short, powerful, and scowling, sits at a table in front of a bowl of lumpy greens. He's chewing. "This artichoke heart's a little too chewy," he thinks. He continues to chew. "I should've gotten more lettuce," he thinks.
Wilbur Wednesday Meets The Minions Wilbur Wednesday, America's favorite leprechaun, is looking sickly. He's reclining against the floor, his iconic Magic Beverageā„¢ dripping from his mouth and spilling from a knocked over mug nearby. "FUCK" says Wilbur. His teeth are yellow. "EVER SINCE I STARTED MY CAREER AS A HOLLYWOOD IDEAS MAN, I'VE MADE NO MONEY," he laments. It should be noted that he's been wearing sunglasses this whole time, even though it's not particularly sunny. "BUT I GOTTA KEEP PUSHING MY HOLLYWOOD IDEAS," he laments. "'CAUSE I GOT NOOOOTHING LEFT!" Cut to an advert that says: Keep an eye out for Wilbur Wednesday's latest upcoming infotainment video: 7 WAYS MINIONS AND MONSTERS COULD'VE BEEN MORE SUCCESSFUL [the embedded thumbnail beneath this caption shows a minion being eaten by a blob monster against a backdrop of orange dollar bills. Next to the blob monster is Wilbur Wednesday striking a smug pose.] Coming soon to a webpage near you!
Tuesday Toughie Goes To Mars A tiny rocket ship flies through space. It lands on the arid surface of Mars with a CLUNK. The ship is still for a moment, embedded in the red desert-y dirt. Then with a BOOF and a BAM, the top half of Tuesday Toughie, muscularly naked except for his black cap, pops out. "ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN," he declares. Then we see that though Tuesday Toughie has partially popped out of the little ship, his muscular frame is still constricted. "aw, who am I kidding," he says. "I'm stuck."
Monday-Man Jr.'s Pet Cat Monday Man Jr., America's favorite lil' cherub, is indoors. Yellow wallpaper and an indefinitely long purple table. On that table is a puma-like creature. "I hate Mondays..." thinks the creature. "and I hate YOU, Monday-Man Jr." Monday-Man Jr. turns and faces the creature. "Sorry," he says with a smile. "did you say something?" "No," says the creature.
The Sunday Simpletonsā„¢ #362 - The 5th of July Special Panel 1: The walls are pink. A man resembling N*d Fl*nders (can't say certain names outright due to the webtoon copyright crackdowns) is standing in front of a spiky yellow tree stump of a boy. The man says "Thank GOD the 4th of July wasn't on Sunday this year." Panel 2: The man then says, "If it was, we'd have to, like, do something." Panel 3: He then stands in silence. Panel 4: The spiky stump boy says "Don't have a cow, man."
Saturday Stories For Kids! - Citizen Minion The words "Citizen Minion" appear over the American flag. We then see one of the iconic Minions, shirtless with nipple showing, singing into a microphone with an angry patriotic expression. "AND I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAAAN," sings the Minion. "WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREE." The background changes to a still image from the 2015 movie 'Minions,' where the minions are shown being lined up at a hangman's gallows, watching one of their own get hanged. "AND I WON'T FORGET THE MEN WHO DIED WHO GAVE THAT RIGHT TO MEEEEEE," sings the shirtless Minion from earlier.
Friday Night Frannie, All-American Woman Friday Night Frannie, a plain looking woman, looks up at the Statue of Liberty. "Wow," thinks Frannie. "The Statue of Liberty." Frannie's face is one of admiration. "She looks so... ALIVE up close," Frannie thinks. "I can't help but wonder if she's thinking about something. The Statue of Liberty thinks, "Why eez dis littel dutch gurl staring at me?"
Thursdayton's 2th of July CROSSOVER We begin with a close up on the face of Stan Smith from American Dad. "I'm the AMERICAN DAD," says Stan. "And this is my new friend, Thursdayton." We see Thursdayton, short and powerful, standing on Stan's famously long chin. "Say hello, Thursdayton," says Stan. "I wish this was The Cleveland Show," says Thursdayton.
Wilbur Wednesday's Heart 2 Heart With HOLLYWOOD Wilbur Wednesday, that fluffy show biz leprechaun, is sitting at a table and wearing some cool sunglasses indoors. "Hollywood, I know my YouTube vids on your movies can be harsh," he says. "But I'm being tough because I want to work WITH you, not against you." Close in on Wilbur's face, stern and business-like with his sharp shades. "You gotta LET ME IN to SAVE your BEAUTIFUL INDUSTRY," he says. Pan back out to him sitting at the table. "Also," says Wilbur. "You should know I'm like, a year younger* than Kane Parsons." *according to the medically innovative Bryan Johnson Systemā„¢
Tuesday Toughie's End of the Month We see a calendar on June 30th. Then we see the muscular boat-jawed Tuesday Toughie. "June is done," he says. "and so am I!" "I've HAD IT with this shit!" he then yells. His muscular arms spread out wide as he declares, "I'm gonna GO HOME and CRY MYSELF to SLEEP!"
Monday-Man Jr. vs. The Spybird On a day with clear blue skies, America's favorite little cherub Monday-Man Jr. is out on the sidewalk. A blue bird can be seen in the distance flying overhead. "I'm the Spybird," thinks the bird. Close up on the bird, who's wearing sunglasses. It continues to think to itself, "And Monday-Man Jr. has NO IDEA I'm spying on him because NOBODY can see ME spying up HERE." We then see, hovering in the skies behind the bird, Monday-Man Jr. in a wingsuit. "I'm the cute James Bond," thinks Monday-Man Jr. The Monday-Man Jr. on the ground is a decoy.
The Sunday Simpletonsā„¢ #361 Panel 1: The walls are pink. A man resembling N*d Fl*nders (can't say certain names outright due to the webtoon copyright crackdowns) is standing in front of a spiky yellow tree stump of a boy. The man says "Wow..." Panel 2: The man then says, "...the World Cup." Panel 3: He then says "What kinds of luxurious juices can you drink out of that thing?" Panel 4: The spiky stump boy says "Don't have a cow, man."
Saturday Stories For Kids! - Lobo Komix Lobo, who I guess can best be described as a grizzlier looking version of Gene Simmons from KISS, says "I'M DA MAIN MAN." "ALL OF YA'LL ARE NUTHIN' BUT A BUNCH OF BASTICHES," he roars. "...I FORGOT MY THIRD CATCHPHRASE" he then says. Supergirl, smiling with wonder, peers at him from behind. "I MUST have him in my MOVIE!" she thinks.
Friday Night Frannie Tries Dance Therapy Friday Night Frannie, a plain-looking woman, is standing with fists clenched in a somewhat exercise-esque stance. "Alright," she thinks. "The therapist on the web app said I should 'dance how I feel.'" Music starts to play, but she remains still. "I think I need better feelings," she thinks.
Thursdayton, ā­Internet Starā­ In an office, a bald co-worker and a co-worker with an afro are talking. "Dude," says the afro co-worker. "Have you seen the new Thursdayton video?" "No," says the bald co-worker. "Not yet." The afro co-worker turns to his computer and says "You gotta check this out." He clicks on his mouse. A video titled 'CALLING PAPA JOHNS AT 3AM' with 30m views, 10k likes and 5k comments plays. Thursdayton, short and powerful, brow furrowed, is talking into a phone and says "THIS ISN'T A PRANK CALL, I JUST WANT PIZZA."
Wilbur Wednesday's Hip With The Times Wilbur Wednesday, America's favorite fluffy lil' leprechaun, is wearing stylish sunglasses indoors in a dark purple room. "Make a Terrible Comic?" he ponders out loud. He then makes a leathery grin and says "Why would I do that?" He faces to the side, points down and proclaims, "I'm too busy creating BEAUTIFUL works of BOX OFFICE ANALYSIS:" A YouTube thumbnail appears. It's of Wilbur Wednesday and actor Nicholas Galitzine. Wilbur has a smart look and pose. Nicholas is holding an He-Man action figure. They're standing in front of a background of purple hundred dollar bills. The thumbnail is captioned "10 WAYS MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE (2026) COULD HAVE BEEN MORE PROFITABLE". At the bottom is a smaller caption that says "PROBABLY COMING SOON TO A WEBPAGE NEAR YOU." The word "PROBABLY" is in a less teal shade of green compared to the rest of the text.
Tuesday Toughie's Travel Comix Tuesday Toughie, muscular, boat-jawed, is looking more crudely drawn than usual as he declares "Today is Make a Terrible Comic Day..." We then cut to a drawing of Australia as you might see it on one of those globe maps. "...in Australia, where time is one day ahead." Cut to Tuesday Toughie drawing himself on an easel. "That's why I'm drawing myself like this, because even though I'm not IN Australia," Cut to a bathroom infested with spiders. "it FEELS like I am, ever since my bathroom got infested." True enough to the spirit of Australia, a large photorealistic huntsman spider can be seen crawling over the last panel.
Monday-Man Jr. Reflects on Father's Day Monday Man Jr., America's favorite cherubic hero, looks downcast and says, "My father's dead," He then stands up right and smiles. He continues talking and says, "so yesterday, I went to go see TOY STORY 5 by myself, and I DIDN'T CRY." He continues to grin as he declares, "I WAS TOO INTIMIDATED BY ALL THE OTHER CHILDREN IN THE THEATER."
The Sunday Simpletonsā„¢ #360 - Day of Fathers Special Panel 1: The walls are pink. A man resembling N*d Fl*nders (can't say certain names outright due to the webtoon copyright crackdowns) is standing in front of a spiky yellow tree stump of a boy. The man says "My daddy was a blue-collar man" Panel 2: The man then says, "but my grandpappy was a white-collar man." Panel 3: He then says "As for me, well," Panel 4: The spiky stump boy says "Don't have a cow, man."
Saturday Stories for Kids! - Toy Story 6: The New Generation A pale intellectual, veins visible on his bulbous cranium, proclaims, "AI has BRAIN-ACCELERATED the children AND their toys." He continues, "So now, instead of the neanderthals 'Buzz' and 'Woody'," Buzz and Woody are represented by a trash can labelled 'ALREADY INCINERATED TRASH.' The intellectual finishes his sentence with "I give you: RHOMBUS and PYRAMID." An electric blue rhombus with a pained, wide-eyed expression and a blue-green pyramid with beady eyes and big ol' pie-hole of a mouth say in unison "YOU'VE GOT A FRIEND IN ME"
Friday Night Frannie's Family History A woman with curly hair and a pointy nose thinks, "I love how rich his family is." A handsome man with a rather large cranium thinks, "I love her resemblance to my dead sister." "Let's get married," they say in unison. 30 YEARS LATER... Friday Night Frannie, a plain looking woman with a pointy nose, is having a session with a therapist. "So, what were your parents like?" says the therapist. "Awful," says Frannie.
Thursdayton: Father of the Year Thursdayton, short and wide and powerful, has a baby sitting on top of his head. "Papa," says the baby. "I would like a pony." "No," declares Thursdayton.
Wilbur Wednesday Hollywood Professional Wilbur Wednesday, America's favorite fluffy lil' leprechaun, is wearing sunglasses indoors in a dark green room. He's frowning. "God DAMN IT," he says furrowing his brows. "I was so busy jacking off, I forgot to finish my EXPERT ANALYSIS of the new HE-MAN MOVIE." A YouTube thumbnail appears. It's of Wilbur Wednesday and actor Nicholas Galitzine. Wilbur has a smart look and pose. Nicholas is holding an He-Man action figure. They're standing in front of a background of purple hundred dollar bills. The thumbnail is captioned "10 WAYS MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE (2026) COULD HAVE BEEN MORE PROFITABLE". At the bottom is a smaller caption that says "STILL COMING SOON TO A WEBPAGE NEAR YOU." The word "STILL" is in a less teal shade of green compared to the rest of the text.
Tuesday's Toughie's Seasonal Allergies Tuesday Toughie, looking, as usual, like a pink muscular cross between John Cena and the Hacker from Cyberchase, sniffles a bit. "Oh man," he thinks. "I feel swollen in all the wrong places." His face does look a little lumpier than usual as he thinks, "Is it pollen season right now?" Earlier, at lunch: Toughie is a burger restaurant. The cashier says "Would you like to try our new Histamine Burger?" Toughie replies with "Sure!"
Monday-Man Jr.'s FESTIVE FORM A flag waves in the morning sky. It resembles the smiling face of Monday Man Jr., America's favorite cherub. The flag speaks and says, "Yesterday was Flag Day, so I turned myself into a FLAG!" The flag that is Monday Man Jr. then explains, "I was able to do this by eating a lot of LEAN CUISINE.ā„¢"
The Sunday Simpletonsā„¢ #359 Panel 1: The walls are pink. A man resembling N*d Fl*nders (can't say certain names outright due to the webtoon copyright crackdowns) is standing in front of a spiky yellow tree stump of a boy. The man says "Holy COW, Weird Al's joining the DC Universe!" Panel 2: The man then says, "I have SO MANY IDEAS for the song parodies he could do in that world." Panel 3: He then says "Like, what if 'Driver's License' was 'Darkseid Crisis'?" Panel 4: The spiky stump boy says "Don't have a cow, man."
Saturday Stories for Kids! - Disclosure Day Actor Josh O'Connor is making a pained expression. His shirt is torn, revealing his chest. "Oh NO..." he says. He tears his shirt totally apart and screams "ALIENS!!!" Close up on Josh O'Connor's face looking especially horrifying. He howls "THEY'RE REAL!!!"
Friday Night Frannie's HOT NEW DATE Friday Night Frannie, a plain-looking woman who looks quite nice this evening in her light teal strapless dress, is on a date with a weird bowling pin shaped man who's dressed in a darker teal jacket and a red tie. "Good God," says Frannie. "I can't believe I've finally met a NORMAL guy in this city." "Yep," replies the guy. "I'm normal." Suddenly a giant image of himself appears behind him as he repeats "Yep, I'm normal." Frannie looks to the side as the guy glitches out of the comic like one of those computer pop-ups that keeps repeating itself as he once again says "Yep, I'm normal."
Late Nite Thursdayton Thursday, short and powerful like a tree stump, sits in dark. "My name's Thursdayton," he says. It's revealed he's sitting at a desk as he says, "and tonight, my guest is someone you may have seen on the news:" He gestures with his mighty arm towards a mysterious green figure with glowing red eyes. "THE CITY SWAMP CANNIBAL," Thursdayton calls him. The city swamp cannibal stands there silently for a moment before asking "...can I get a chair?" In response, Thursdayton points at him with angry righteousness. "STOP EATING PEOPLE," Thursdayton declares.
Wilbur Wednesday's Late Nite Insights Wilbur Wednesday, America's favorite fluffy lil' leprechaun, is wearing some cool sunglasses indoors. He points a finger in the air and says "People say the new He-Man flick's a dud," His palm opens. "But do you know who could've saved it?" He points to himself and bares his teeth. "ME. To find out more watch my upcoming YouTube seminar:" A YouTube thumbnail appears. It's of Wilbur Wednesday and actor Nicholas Galitzine. Wilbur has a smart look and pose. Nicholas is holding an He-Man action figure. They're standing in front of a background of purple hundred dollar bills. The thumbnail is captioned "10 WAYS MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE (2026) COULD HAVE BEEN MORE PROFITABLE". At the bottom is a smaller caption that says "COMING SOON TO A WEBPAGE NEAR YOU."
Tuesday Toughie on 6/9 Tuesday Toughie, a tough-looking chunk of man made of muscle, thinks "6/9..." Then he thinks, "A time to reflect..." Then he thinks, "A time to reflect on the last time I got laid..." His final thought (for now), "I tried to do 'the move' from Seinfeld..."
Monday-Man Jr.'s Hip New MEME Monday Man Jr., America's favorite little cherub, is looking downcast. He says, "I missed 6/7," Then he smiles and stands upright as he declares "so I came up with a NEW meme I can do instead!" He waves his hands in the air and says "6-8!" He keeps his hands in the air, but his smile fades away as he says "I can't do 6-9 because I made a promise to God."
The Sunday Simpletonsā„¢ #358 Panel 1: The walls are pink. A man resembling N*d Fl*nders (can't say certain names outright due to the webtoon copyright crackdowns) is standing in front of a spiky yellow tree stump of a boy. The man asks "He-man?" Panel 2: The man then says, "What about me, man?" Panel 3: He then says "Why can't I be a Master of the Universeā„¢?" Panel 4: The spiky stump boy says "Don't have a cow, man."
Saturday Stories For Kids! - He-Man Comix He-Man, looking mighty as ever with a small head and big chunks of muscle, says, "Did you know that in several key continuities, Skeletor is my uncle?" He pauses. Looks to the side. Something's bothering him. "...Does that make me a nepo baby?" he asks with a worried expression.
Friday Night Frannie's COLLEGE DAYS "Oh God. Oh MAN," says Friday Night Frannie, a plain-looking woman. "What's wrong?" says her smaller roommate. "My parents have lost faith in my ARTISTIC VISION," says Frannie. "How will I afford art school now?" Meanwhile, at a frat party... "Dude," says a fella wearing a backwards baseball cap. "My dad just bought me the rights to Spider-man." "Cool," says a round-headed guy with a blond mohawk of sorts.
Thursdayton's Cousin, Thursday-Cat In a mysterious gray-ish room, a cat resembling the short and powerful Thursdayton stands quietly with an angry expression. A "Pit Pat" and a "squeak" can be heard in the corner. The cat remains motionless. "GOD, I hate that rat," thinks the cat.
Wilbur Wednesday Goes HOLLYWOOD Wilbur Wednesday, America's favorite leprechaun, is wearing sunglasses in a dark room. "The point of being a YouTuber...," he says, "is telling the movie industry EXACTLY what they NEED to hear." He smiles smugly as he declares, "that's why the top brass at Disney ought to watch my next upcoming video statement:" What follows is a youtube thumbnail with the caption 13 WAYS THE MANDALORIAN AND GROGU COULD'VE BEEN MORE SUCCESSFUL. Wilbur Wednesday (slightly tanner, no sunglasses) stands on the left side in front of a background picture of many hundred-dollar bills. On the other side of the thumbnail is The Mandalorian with a fast food sandwich of some kind leaving a stain on his armor. Holding onto his helmet is little baby yoda Gorgu, holding a "GROGURT" wrapper in front of the Mandalorian's face. Another caption covers the bottom of the thumbnail that says "COMING SOON TO THE WORLD WIDE WEB."
Tuesday Toughie's Childhood Bully Tuesday Toughie, a powerfully muscular man, stands with a shocked expression. He's shocked because of a voice calling out behind him that says "Hey, TUESDAY!" The voice belongs to a small, possibly nude, infant-like man. "Still PUMPING UP those muscles, I see," says the baby man. The baby man's face is grinning with angry triumph as he says "Got any LUNCH MONEY for ME?" Tuesday turns back, sweating with panic as he cries out "You KNOW I need that for LUNCH!"
Monday-Man Jr. on the 1st of June The SUN is SHINING. We see flowers beneath a sunny sky. The WIND is HOWLING. We see the flowers getting pushed by a sudden breeze. A TORNADO's COMING. We see a tornado making its way through a grassy plain. And Monday-Man Jr. is safely at home. We see Monday-Man jr., America's favorite red-ish cherub, sitting against a yellowish-beige backdrop. He says, "I have a mild case of gout."
The Sunday Simpletonsā„¢ (#357) Panel 1: The walls are pink. A man resembling N*d Fl*nders (can't say certain names outright due to the webtoon copyright crackdowns) is standing in front of a spiky yellow tree stump of a boy. The man says, "I've been drinking a lot of Gatoradeā„¢ lately," Panel 2: The man then says, "you know, as a way of quitting soda." Panel 3: He finishes by declaring "I haven't told anyone else about this, because I think it might be the ULTIMATE health hack." Panel 4: The spiky stump boy says "Don't have a cow, man."
Saturday Stories For Kids! - Backrooms the comic A respectable-looking man is in distress. "My son is LOST," he calls out. "LOST in the BACKROOMS." We then see that the man is standing in front of a door labelled 'Men's Bathroom.' A voice cries out from behind that door, "DAD, stop EMBARRASSING ME."
Friday Night Frannie AND HER PAL, GAMER GAL! Friday Night Frannie, a plain-looking gal, and Gamer Gal, a plain-looking girl, are talking. "Frannie, I messed up!" says Gamer Gal. We see Gamer Gal holding a copy of PACMAN for the PC as she says, "That hi-tech video game I pre-ordered finally arrived, but my PC's graphics card is all burnt out, and I can't afford another one!" "How'd graphics cards get so expensive?" asks Friday Night Frannie. "I don't KNOW!" says Gamer Gal. Meanwhile: Jensen Huang stands next a box labelled 'ALL THE GRAPHICS CARDS.' With an angry smile, he says "HA HA FUCK YOU GAMERS"
Thursdayton in THE CAVERN OF CRUELTY In a reddish cave, a serpent-like creature confronts the short but powerful Thursdayton. "HEY! THURSDAYTON!" says the serpent. "WHERE'S MY MONEY? YOU OWE ME FIFTY-THOUSAND AMERICAN DOLLARS!" Thursdayton points a mighty finger at the serpent and bellows "STOP ADJUSTING FOR INFLATION."
Wilbur Wednesday's Magic Beverage Warehouse "Oh no," thinks Wilbur Wednesday, America's favorite leprechaun. He's surrounded by boxes labelled 'Magic Beverage' as he thinks, "I haven't sold a single OUNCE of my Magic Beverageā„¢." He then thinks, "Guess I'll have to pivot to a PRACTICAL way of making money... ...like becoming a movie YouTuber." He imagines a youtube thumbnail of him making a shocked expression next to the caption 'I WATCHED ALL THE MARIO AND MORTAL KOMBAT MOVIES!!!'. Mario and Scorpion's faces can be seen on the other side of the caption.
Tuesday Toughie's Musical Moment Music is pumping at night from a karaoke club. Tuesday Toughie, boat-jawed, flush with muscles, sings, "Regrets, I have a few~" He then looks a bit contemplative as he sings, "Okay, a lot~" He starts to sweat. "They're stacking up."
Monday-Man Jr. Visits the Grave of the UNKNOWN SOLDIER Monday-Man Jr., America's favorite little cherub, is in a suit and tie. He's looking down at a gravestone. Then he looks up and says "Well, I'm done paying my respects." "Now I'm gonna go play!" he says as he cheerfully prances away. From beneath the earth near the gravestone, a faint voice calls out "Help me..."