Brandybeans

@brandybeansh.bsky.social

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Inventor of The Night Toast: The Toast You Eat At Night™

Screenshot of a post "idc if evil dead burn had a message against domestic violence and abuse sympathizers, or a transgender lebanese actress as the final girl- i will not be rating any film that needs to display a violent gruesome death of an animal anything above 2 1/2 stars"
Screenshot from Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World. Close up of a man's fists with knuckle tattoos that have been photoshopped to say Hold Steady
Facebook ad for a White Sox hooded blanket. The blanket is behind held and stretched out while covering the face of the person holding it in a way that evokes CIA torture photos from Abu Ghraib
Screenshot of a too long Bluesky post "Sony made the Playstation a Blu-ray player making the player far more accessible and made consumers feel more comfortable being early adapters. Additionally, because they also own Columbia Pictures, they could just pump out movies in their format quickly. By 2007, the war was basically over. Blockbuster and then Target started exclusively carrying Blu-ray and in early 2008 Warner Brothers, which at the time had the largest market share of DVD sales, announced they would switch to exclusively selling Blu-ray and drop HDDVD releases entirely. Subway Takes Guy: I haven't started filming yet"
33 year old man in a dad hat, big headphones and a large iced coffee wearing 3 layers of wrinkled linen
New York Times headline "Trump's Erratic Behavior and Extreme Comments Revive Mental Health Debate
Photo of the book The Secret
Dune 3 credits Timothee Chalamet Zendaya Florence Pugh Rebecca Ferguson Isaach De Bankole WITH Charlotte Rambling WITH Anya Taylor-Joy AND Robert Pattinson AND Javier Bardem
Image of a person with the caption "When you are sitting in your dream vegan cafe with a feminist queer bookstore, preparing a non binary hang out event..."
Screenshot of Chicago Bears QB Caleb Williams's Instagram stories. A picture of Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen's star on the Hollywood walk of fame
Lew Zealand of the Muppets
Screenshot of a Jacobin article by Eileen Jones. Headline: Send Help and Sam Raimi 's Genre Movie Joy Subtitle: Are you desperate for genre movie escapist fun and all this hell lately? Who isn't? Sam Raimi's Send Help is just what the doctor ordered
Screenshot from Facebook. The Annoying Orange account. Image of The Annoying Orange with the caption I'm not apolitical! I'm a orange! An orange that doesn't support fascists
Selfie standing next to the doughboys sign outside the Den Theater in Chicago
Screenshot from John Wick with a poorly edited Bears hat on and he's saying "yeah I'm thinking Bear Down"
Homer Simpson sitting on the couch, resting a beer on his belly
Picture of an awards show dinner with Stellan Skarsgård sitting by himself and Elle Fanning with her costars all smiling and leaning up against each other while looking at something on her phone
Photo of a TV showing the opening scene of When Harry Met Sally. The establishing shot of an old building with the text on screen reading "University of Chicago - 1977"
Fake AVATAR title sequence that says "And introducing Spider as himself"
Screenshot of a weather app. "Feels like -0°"
Standing in front of a box of brandy beans
Me looking kind of seeious
"I don't really care if something good happened to you. It should have happened to me instead"
Poster for the 38th Chicago International Film Festival. A film reel sits in an open pizza box with a slice cut off, giving it the appearance of a deep dish Chicago style pizza
Me kissing my gorgeous wife on the cheek
Screenshot of text: "The data showed that people who ate as little as one hot dog a day when it comes to processed meats had an 11% greater risk of type 2 diabetes and a 7% increased risk of colorectal cancer than those who didn’t eat any. And drinking the equivalent of about a 12-ounce soda per day was associated with an 8% increase in type 2 diabetes risk and a 2% increased risk of ischemic heart disease."
The Onion headline: Area Dad Looking to Get Average Phone Call With Adult Son Down to 47.5 Seconds
Photo of a Chicago style hot dog
Screenshot of Dedra after her arrest from season 2 episode 11 of the Disney+ show ANDOR
Screenshot of The Onion "Old Man's Son Also Old Man"
R/AskChicago reddit post titled "Wrigley Field Concert During Mustache Bar Crawl"
Screenshot of text from the article: After a board member asked if there were any new productions that were not “totally woke,” a Trump center lackey said there would be a partial split from the union representing actors, Actors’ Equity. This “opens us up for a whole bunch of more options as well as a lot more money” the unidentified board member added.
Lake County Captains logo
Screenshot of a episode description of the TV show House
Reddit post screenshot "How Episode 8 Exposed the Rot in Our Souls" Subheading: "Alright, I need to say this plainly. If you didn't "get" Sweet Vitriol... If you found it "slow," "pointless," or, god help us, "boring"... then you have failed. Not just as a viewer. But as a thinking, feeling human being.