Brazen Bard

@brazenbard.bsky.social

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Loveable eldritch being, fairly shameless, but tries to be kind and nice to people. PFP: melled42@bsky.social

The Be-Older is a squimshable.
The Be-Older, completely exhausted and crashed.
Brassbeak the aarakocra pirate, with his homunculus Polly on his shoulder.
The Be-Older, sporting Groucho Marx glasses and a cigar.
A Trans Pride Flag flying in the breeze on a flagpole against the backdrop of blue skies with scattered clouds.
Warning sign reading "Already disturbed, proceed with caution".
Drow lady with a fishhook-festooned whip, a white kraken tattoo (brand) on her leg, and a baby kraken on her shoulder.
Burger Kink logo, with the slogan "Have it every which way."
Snowfall seen through a window.
The Be-Older, getting nommed on by a mimic.
A creature called a Lovander
The Face of Boe, a giant humanoid head in a jar
Smiling guy with the text "It's crazy how social media has convinced us that 15 likes aren't enough. Imagine 15 people complimenting you in real life"
A man with long beard, posing next to John Cena. (John Cena is not visible in photos.)
Electrum the kobold cleric of Tamara, being an absolutely smug little shit to our drow henchman. Again. (He deserved it. Again.)
A squishy octoclops in the hand...
The Vitruvian Man, according to Diogenes.
Test: "Post your OC and let people assume things about them."
This bird plushie stares into your SOUL!
The Symbol of the Metatron, Voice of God in Abrahamic faiths.
The Be-Older is all crashed out and taking an unplanned nap.
Hamster Potty, the SUPERIOR HP franchise...
Three-headed hydra, one head is somewhat less bright than the others...
Desk setup; main monitor, small secondary monitor, and an external Blu-Ray burner and microphone off to the side. Keyboard and mouse are glowing, I'm relaxing on an air mattress in the background. Desktop tower not seen in this picture.
Description of a magical sword that ends evil... by ending the world, for D&D.
Ivy Valentine from the SoulCalibur games, with her iconic whip-sword.
The Be-Older, being a little squimsh
Skyrim Special Edition with 433 hours played
The Be-Older, that incarnation of majestic grace, completely crashed and zonked out.
Herbalist's Primer front cover
Arkana, the artificial humanoid woman with strange powers from the series Spartacus and the sun Beneath the Sea.
Your friendly neighborhood Be-Older, the cyclopean cthurkey, with a bit of a fever and a hot water bottle.
Kobold Appreciation Day! The 18th of January is a day where you give your kobold friends all the attention and love they want. Today is Kobold Appreciation Day!
Cover of the book The Callahan Chronicals, by Spider Robinson, depicting the barkeep Mike Callahan and a diverse cast of regulars and irregulars.
Screenshot from The Executive - making a PG-rated movie about a dragon, "My Neighbor Sir Henry", directed by Stephen Lynch and starring R. Lee Ermey and Dolph Lundgren.
Baby, it's cold outside, wind and sideways snow.
Evil shouldn't look this good - Demona the gargoyle, drawn by Jennifer L. Anderson
Bagoly, owlin barbarian with an incredible anger management problem.
Shee'lot Galloryn, wild mage, Civilar in Waterdeep's City Watch, and with a baseline BAC of .14 for the past century, excepting approximately the 26 or so hours he was sober in tgat span... severe arachnophobia.
The Brazen Bard, a 4-foot diameter ball of joviality and puns.
The tan faded quickly...
My hairy shoulder is 20% cooler.
A purple circle with the phrase "30+" inside, also in purple.
Three floofy kittens on a plaid blanket.
The Brazen Bard.
A highly surprised piñata, due to the actions of a curious kitten.