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@breadcat.kitty.social

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exactly the sum of my parts addicted to my boyfriend 🌉 bridged from ⁂ https://kitty.social/@breadcat, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

Facebook marketplace listing for Gasoline powered laptop: Description One of a kind gasoline powered laptop. Runs on 2-stroke engine. Approximately 1.5 hours runtime on a full tank. Perfect for off-grid computing. Laptop specs: Intel Core 2 Duo, 2GB RAM, 120GB HDD, Windows XP In good working condition. Starts easy. Cash only. No trades. 4 pictures of an old laptop hooked up to a two stroke engine, as stated.
tweet from mattybtweets69: "Radiohead is literally just Coldplay for dudes that sit on their balls and their balls go into their butt and they have to go to the hospital and fart out their balls" out their balls
tweet from house representative Joe Wilson: "Woke Putin has run Russia into the ground with one of the highest abortion rates in the world, lowest church attendance, highest domestic violence, highest divorce rate, and highest alcohol use. This is not a model to emulate!"
screenshot from matrix HQ: "no mods or admins?" 3 room changes message removed 5 room changes "I'm went sexy group" 16 room changes message removed 4 room changes message removed
discord screenshot of a message saying "im thinking though of switching to nixos" replied to with a 16 minute voice message
gif of a bud light at the of a river
tweet that says: "People that say that anarchy doesn't work. Yeah, sure buddy... Meanwhile, the Amish--"
pic of folks around a casket at a funeral, one person says "anyone want to say anything?" another person off screen says "I use Linux"
tumblr post from 7777777awawawawawawa: "now that fascism is destroying the world it’s imperative that we romanticize a mythical past, defend the ideals of our nation against foreign threats, and put our full faith in a political party that scapegoats communists and marginalized people while endorsing genocide #resist"
baki character saying "trunp..."
screenshot of Tumblr tags that say "also 'shut the fuck up' is both a reactionary and an authoritarian response you see that right?"
little black cat draped over my leg
guy in the tub with the shower running and egregious amounts of empty and full alcohol bottles around and in the bath
(text chat with Monica ai) me: who won hells kitchen season 10 monica: I apologize, but I don't have direct access to information about who won Hell's Kitchen Season 10, and there isn't a specific tool available to look up this information. However, I can tell you that Christina Wilson won Hell's Kitchen Season 10,
gecko sleeping in a little alcove in it's enclosure at the pet store
Elon musk tweet: "Haven't even had sex in ages (sigh)"
screenshot of YouTube music "Christmas phonk" playlist
tumblr post from user apas-95: "engels: heyyy king I saw your manuscript about how the bourgeoisie are trash and I just wanted to let you know that I agree. although I myself am bourgeois, (i know, ugh) i am on your side. “one of the good ones” as some may say. btw I never even noticed how big your beard is till now but its awesome"
pic of the bold rock seasonal mimosa cider
montage of multiple silly cat images
I'm sorry I genuinely can't describe all this
screenshot of cherrypick settings where ive changed my default like to the ducksmoke emoji
two panel comic. panel one: [CIA agents in 1964:] rough stick figure drawing of Fidel Castro puffing a cigar and an smug cia agent stick figure holding a comically large pen saying "Castro's in for the surprise of his life when he tries to sign something with my POISON PEN" Panel two: [CIA agents in 2024] rough stick figure drawing of a CIA agent on the computer typing "@libcrusher The phrase 'working class' is ableist and promotes eugenics because it positions disabled people and workers as enemies."
plate of red hot peppers with a sign that says "one strawberry per child please. thank you!"
screenshot of tumblr replies: user uniqueskeletonslimezonk: what a cunt you are. user kushblazer666 (original poster): don't you have some cuck porn to jack off to sir? user uniqueskeletonslimezonk: I wasn't talking to you. And yes I do.
crucified minion from despicable me
text chat with Monica AI: me: "I need honey bustard sea fuck meal recipe" Monica: "It seems like there might be a typo in your request. If you're looking for a recipe involving honey, mustard, and fish (or a specific type of seafood), I can help with that! Here's a simple recipe for Honey Mustard Glazed Salmon:" (text cuts off)
small black cat half-heartedly playing with a field mouse
gif of a woman yanking the pen away from a younger woman writing in a notebook at church
fluffy cat in a cone laying on a beanbag chair with a small white cat. the fluffy cat slid down the bean bag and is now resting on top of the other cat but she looks unbothered by it.
quote from the website league primer: "The Website League works via allowlists: everyone operating a website has to intentionally make it talk to all the others in the League. Websites that haven't become part of the League can't participate, in general."
drake pointing at a laptop and lil yachty putting his hand to his forehead and shaking his head like "oooohh of course"
pensive cloaked wojak
Tumblr post from user forever gulag: "(progressive american voice): all that imperial wealth should be going to Us instead of the Rich"
picture of a white cat in a black bean bag taken top down with a wide fov so her ears look quite long
screenshot of mobile steam store page with lost ark dlc banner and diablo 4 dlc featured card taking up the whole screen
screencap of youtube video by andypants gaming called "Why is everything gay and retarded now?" The thumbnail is a picture of solid snake on the left labeled 2004, and a ninja lady or something on the right labeled 2024. big white text on the bottom saying "Gay & retarded."
vine of a guy playing as subway employee and customer
fluffy cat laying cutely on his side in bed with his head upside down and paws curled in