chris!

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29, they/them/siyá. fan of music, movies, sports. here to skeet

A cropped screenshot of Apple’s Maps application, showing driving directions: 0.3 miles turn left onto Gay Road 800 feet arrive at Regal
A photo of the Mii Maker in ‘Tomodachi Life: Living The Dream’. The Mii’s face is blue and is a cartoon rendition of the Majesty Building, also known colloquially as the “I-4 Eyesore”, which is a tall building located in Altamonte Springs, Florida, right next to the busy Interstate 4 corridor, and has infamously been under construction since May 2001. The curvature of the roof of the building on the Mii’s face is made using an upside-down smirk, and among the window panels drawn on using the face paint tool, there are two thicker horizontal lines where the actual Mii eyes are located.
but then poisons can be cured, as this film repeatedly takes the time to emphasize. plants grow freely and harmlessly as waters and sands run clear. the very sea of decay that threatens to overrun the earth has a healing ecosystem with breathable air underneath. grace, compassion, and kindness are returned hundredfold in the warm glow that bathes the ending sequence. the idea here is that the poison of fear that begets rage that begets violence can be dispelled with these same antidotes. we saw it with teto in the early moments of this movie, those 15 seconds wholly encapsulates what the whole thing is about, and nausicaä believes in us to be just as capable as a little fox-squirrel. i don’t know if i’ll ever get there, or if that even ends up being a worthwhile thing to strive for while existing in a world that’s this poisoned and hurt, but i think somehow, someway, i’m a little bit closer than i was before.
Screenshot of a completed run on Slay The Spire 2, with a partial list of the deck that I built on Ironclad. Completion time is 19:17. The main card of note in the screenshot is an upgraded and enchanted whirlwind, which deals 12 damage to ALL enemies X amount of times, where X is the amount of energy in this turn. The enchantment also causes the Ironclad to lose 2 HP when played, but other cards in the screenshot such as an upgraded Bloodletting (Skill, Lose 3 HP, gain 3 energy) and Hemokinesis (Attack, Lose 2 HP, deal 15 damage), as well as an ending max HP of 152 (the class normally starts at 80) indicate that this deck is built around intentional self-damage. Other cards in the screenshot include two copies of Adrenaline, normally a Silent class skill card, which helps with energy regen and card draw, and multiple copies of Inflame, an Ironclad power granting 2 strength (3 when upgraded). Several relics are at the top of the screen, including a shovel relic, which has the effect of being able to dig for additional relics at rest areas, as well as the Miniature Tent which lets the player take any number of actions at a rest area.
Screenshot of a completed run on Slay The Spire 2. The Ironclad is facing the Architect, a character you briefly interact with after beating the Act 3 final boss of a run, and the completion time of this run is 17:57.
ESPN App push notification reading 🚨 Breaking News: Colts QB Daniel Jones receives transition tag, which is worth $37.833M - Adam Schefter
Recent activity tab for my Letterboxd profile, a 4-star rewatch of Meet The Robinsons (2007); a 4-star rewatch of Being John Malkovich (1999); a 3.5-star watch (should be labeled rewatch actually) of A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001); and a 3.5-star watch of Now You See Me: Now You Don’t (2025).
A screenshot of a YouTube upload from Team Cherry, 8 minutes ago. The video is the "Hollow Knight: Silksong - Sea of Sorrow Teaser", which in this image is advertised as "coming in 2066!"
BlueSky stats for chris! On Bluesky since October 2023, given a 5.8/10 star rating by bluefacts.app
A post from Vylet Pony’s YouTube Community tab from 19 hours ago, that reads: “Bandcamp Friday? WRONG! IT'S BOYCOTT VYLET PONY FRIDAY!!! how to participate: - illegally download a vylet pony release - support other artists for the day instead!! why is this happening my sales are already really good most days. on bandcamp fridays they're way way more. i don't need bandcamp friday nearly as much as a lot of other artists. support your fav other small artists today!!” The post has 1.1k likes, myself included.
A screenshot of a Fandom Wikia infobox, for the character Stefano DiMera from the soap opera 'Days of Our Lives'. Eight different actors are listed as having portrayed this character throughout the years, being: Joseph Mascolo (1982–85, 1988, 1993–2001, 2007–16) (Shane posed as Stefano in 2017) Con Covert (1984) James Russell (1984; Stefano's voice) Frank Fata (1991) Unnamed actor (2006; while Stefano was in a coma) Davide Shiavone (2007; flashbacks as Young Stefano) Luca Bovelli (2012; flashbacks as Young Stefano) Stephen Nichols (2019–20; A.I. in Steve's body) Current status for Stefano DiMera is listed as Deceased (organic form) Inactive (A.I. form)
breadvelvet’s review of War of the Worlds (2025): 3 stars and a heart. Watched August 29, 2025. the review reads: “this movie is awesome. this freak ice cube hates his normal son so much and reacts to various death scenes with an expression of moderate annoyance, he never seems more upset than the brief moments where he is forced to leave his beloved little computer, and his one huge f-bomb is delivered with slightly less gusto than my roommate playing an average dead by daylight match. the sound effects are so fucking loud that the dialogue is drowned out to the extent that you have doubts about the subtitles. a devon bostick retrospective night would go so crazy with this hilariously clumsy product screened right next to bong joon-ho’s okja, oppenheimer, and diary of a wimpy kid: rodrick rules” the review is tagged “w/ caralyn”.
A screenshot of a Bluesky post and a reply. ‪chris!‬ (‪@breadvelvet.bsky.social‬) · 1d paisley pudge reply from ‪Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆‬ (@chiitan.love‬) · 1m ✨✨Yeeeeees!Thanks for the likes☺️LOVE YOU💕I'm chiitan Let's be friends! Please follow Chiitan's Blue Sky
A screenshot from an iPhone’s Music app where the song “Poor Places” by Wilco from their 2002 album ‘Yankee Hotel Foxtrot’ is playing. The iconic cover art from that album, a photo of the two 65-story corncob looking towers that make up the Marina City development in Chicago, has inexplicably been replaced with the cover art for the soundtrack to the ‘Bloodborne: The Old Hunters’ DLC, which has never existed in my personal music library in any form.
a cropped screenshot of Balatro. Two Joker cards are depicted in the shop page here, Blueprint and Brainstorm, which both have similar but distinct copying mechanics and are romantically shipped together by a certain section of the fan community due to their powerful synergy, compatibility, and individual strengths. The Blueprint Joker has an "Eternal" tag on it, meaning that it cannot be sold or destroyed and will remain in the player's Joker lineup for the entire life of the run, whereas the Brainstorm Joker has a "Perishable" tag on it, meaning that it will become debuffed and "perish" after five rounds played. The caption "frieren" riffs on the inherent tragedy of these synergystic Joker cards having different lifespans by invoking the name of the manga/anime series 'Frieren: Beyond Journey's End', which notably delves into themes involving the title character being an elf with a significantly and tragically longer lifespan than her companions.
Reviews A Goofy Movie 3 out of 4 stars Animation 77 minutes ‧ G ‧ 1995 Roger Ebert April 7, 1995 3 min read About two-thirds of the way through the screening of “A Goofy Movie” last Saturday morning, something goofy happened. The movie was suddenly upside-down, and you could see the jagged lines of the optical sound track zipping along on the right side of the screen. This was not a good sign. As Goofy would say, “Gorsh!”
A screencap of an NCAA Men's Basketball March Madness tournament bracket. The bracket, named "GideonOfnirTheBallKnowing", a play on the Elden Ring character named "Sir Gideon Ofnir, The All-Knowing", is noted as being "perfect so far", and is #1 ranked in its current group, with a 100% pick rate. The bracket has scored 20 points, though, indicating that there's literally only been two results in the tournament so far. Additionally, the logo next to the bracket name indicates that the user has selected #13 seed Yale to win the entire tournament; for historical context, the lowest seed ever to win the tournament was #8 Villanova in 1985.
recent activity showing four movie posters on letterboxd. Most recently watched is 'Flow' (2024), rated with 4 stars and a heart; then 'Dune' (2021), rated with 3.5 stars; then 'Parasite', rated with 4.5 stars and a heart; then 'Zoolander' (2001), rated with 2 stars.
a black cat snugly curled up in the middle of a plushlined cat bed tunnel, staring up at the camera overhead
Publix brand half gallon of premium ice cream. The flavor is “Limited Edition New Orleans Caramel Praline”, made of brown sugar ice cream with swirls of thick caramel and crunchy praline pecans.
A YouTube comment from user @Shmooper_Dooper posted 10 days ago, which reads "hawk tuah did nothing wrong she is an innocent soul". The comment has achieved a staggering two Likes, and has received a heart from the video uploader.
A screenshot of the first two of Spotify’s recommendations for “Albums featuring songs you like”. The first album is ‘The Gummy Bear Song International Singles’ by Gummibär, and the second album is ‘Voodoo’ by D’Angelo.
Recent activity for Letterboxd, featuring four movie posters for ‘Pom Poko’, ‘Dance With Me’, ‘Ghost Cat Anzu’, and ‘Paprika’, from left to right. Anime Pom Poko’s movie poster features several tanuki standing upright in various clothes in front of a large moon in the night sky. Live-action Dance With Me features actress Ayaka Miyoshi mid-spin smiling up at the camera, surrounded by confetti and wearing a blue dress flaring out by her movement. Anime Ghost Cat Anzu’s poster features a large anthropomorphic cat spirit and a small girl hanging out at the foot of a large Buddha statue at a temple. Anime Paprika’s poster features a young woman with an auburn bob staring directly at the camera with a serious expression, while her skin is superimposed with a chaotic and colorful parade of statues, toy figures, and animals. Pom Poko and Dance With Me are rated three stars by the user, and Ghost Cat Anzu and Paprika are rated four stars by the user.
a screenshot of the thumbnail for Townsends' video "Food That Time Forgot: Salamagundy". the thumbnail depicts Jon Townsend proudly presenting to the camera a big plate of chopped leafy vegetables, meats, boiled egg yolks, pickles, and other ingredients comprising the titular salamagundy dish. the music in the video is "Like A Dream Come True", a cheerful song by Shoji Meguro for the Persona 4 soundtrack, commonly associated with cutscenes where social link characters in the game hang out with the protagonist.