Breakdancing Robot

@breakdancingrobot.bsky.social

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Neither a breakdancer nor a robot. Land surveyor and retired hip-hop DJ. Terps, Spurs, and Commanders

The morning sun in Oldtown, Baltimore, Maryland looking like a red dot
A character from Breath of Fire II saying “I have nothing to do with it, so go ahead without me”
The MAAC logo
An ICE OUT snowplow blade
R2-D2 and C-3PO from Star Wars encouraging vaccinations
An advertising poster with tear off tabs with the animated A-Ha Take on Me guy
Mr. Burns and Smithers
A towing sign for Paladin Impound & Recovery
A sign offering tours of the Greenbrier Resort nuclear doomsday bunker
A scene of Homer and Apu from The Simpsons
A gif from Parks and Rec of Leslie Knope saying “What about a sexy hat?”
A photo of Duke Coach Jon Scheyer looking like his brain short circuited
March Madness TeamMOJIs
A description for an Electric Mayhem tour
Apu’s expired ham from The Simpsons
A screenshot from the Simpsons of Krusty drawing up a football play with Bart
A baffling AI slop football stadium advertisement on Facebook
A cemetery headstone for Ernie and Fern Crapster
Paisano’s Pizza advertising a “Dan Quinn stuffed crust pizza”
Homer Simpson saying “My only hope is this homemade Prozac”
Archer “Uh Phrasing” meme
A plaque on Indian Head Highway in Maryland dedicating the road to the crash victims on said road
An orange cat lying on top of a book
A bronze plaque in a sidewalk that reads “On this site in 1897 nothing happened.”
Garfield vs Heathcliff
The Sailor Moon/Tuxedo Mask meme with Kash Patel’s face photoshopped onto Tuxedo Mask’s face
A grainy video still of the Charlie Kirk shooter
A polar bear happily smiling inside a block of ice
A three handled trophy from the video game Big Riga: Over the Road Trucking with the caption “You’re Winner!”
A personalized Toblerone misspelled as TBBLOBNOERN
An AI slop animal that has both dog and cat features looking like both
A screenshot from the show Peep Show of Super Hans saying “People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis. You can’t trust people, Jeremy”
A bizarre AI slop version of the Kansas Jayhawk
A page from the book The Three Little Pigs
A screenshot from Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom referencing a master gourd
The video game XIII
A bread touting a master pro tip
A bumper sticker that says “Lake Superior Got Me Wet”
A skeleton wearing a pink cowboy hat while riding a rocking horse
A praying mantis wearing 3D glasses kinda
Marge Simpson stressed in Marge’s Fear of Flying
The late Joe Don Baker mixing Pepto Bismol with Jim Beam in the movie Cape Fear
A sludge handling building
Homer Simpson from “Homer Goes to College”
A black fire hydrant
A screenshot from the movie Paprika with Paprika remarking “Don’t you think dreams and the internet are similar? They are both areas where the repressed councils mind vents”
A fake EZ Pass toll scam text
Mark Corrigan from Peep Show
Doctor Satan from House of 1000 Corpses
The call an ambulance meme
A large bag containing smaller bags of Chips Oman
A car window sticker of a dog sitting down but it looks like it’s doing Psy’s Gangnam Style dance
The musician Daily Bread
A steam generating station
A heart-shaped Armand’s deep dish pizza
A middle-aged white male in a suit sitting in a seat on the DC Metro reserved in honor of Rosa Parks
The cartoon Ziggy
A bottle of Paulaner Hefeweizen
Tingle from The Legend of Zelda franchise