Bree Buonomo

@breebwrites.bsky.social

108 Followers 92 Following

she/her. horror & fantasy writer. therapist. witch. reader. nerd. enfj. 🌈 AKA Bea Lapka

A background of a forest with an overlay of a man's mouth flashing vampire fangs. Logline at the top reads "she must confront her greatest monster if she wants to get rid of them all;" title underneath These Mortal Woes. At the bottom says now querying with the comps, An Education in Malice, House of Hunger, and So Thirsty, and the author's bluesky handle.
A woman in the woods looking over her shoulder in worry with blood dripping down her neck and onto her white dress. The title in the top left corner "These Mortal Woes" written by Bree Buonomo and fake movie awards that state horror, vampires, and 76k words down the right hand side.
A woman with fangs screaming towards the sky. "A refreshing exploration of the vampire trope" and "now querying" at the top of the page, " the title "These Mortal Woes" in the middle, and the comps and tropes at the bottom.
A recipe card for These Mortal Woes, a horror novel, with the ingredients: 1 cup desperate young woman 3 tbsp drug deal gone wrong 1 tbsp handsome vampire rescuer A pinch of supernatural creatures hiding in plain sight. Isolation for topping Mix all together and serve with a bag of blood. A picture of a man with vampire fangs and the tagline "Is a pretty face worth throwing away her agency?" underneath.
A background of a dark foggy forest and a google search for "Casey Griffiths" (main character) with results finding: is looking for a way out 22 years old barely graduated high school has only one friend kidnapped by a 158 year old vampire
Background picture of withering plants; google search stating book title "These Mortal Woes" with the results stating: vampire x human breaking cycles cabin in the woods reluctant alliance don’t trust the supernatural preying on the desperate my new addiction
A fake Instagram profile for my main character which shows very few followers and photos of the main character drinking, smoking, and participating in other rowdy activities (various photos taken from Pinterest)
Top left: backlit miner in a mine shaft Top Middle: Bloody hands raised in the air Top right: Woman smoking a cigarette in a car with "fuck" written on the window condensation Middle left: Picture of a forest Center: Close up of a bloody mouth with fangs Middle right: Glass with dark red liquid spilled over an open bible Bottom left: woman with bare back exposed and a hand-shaped bruise near her shoulder Bottom middle: Close up of a fae-shaped ear Bottom right: A man in a suit fixing his tie, face mostly out of frame
Bloody hands on a black background with the words These Mortal Woes above them