bree mabel

@breemabel.bsky.social

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matt damon odysseus but his head is cut off by the top of the photo
A black and white cat half-sitting on a leg with her little paws on the jeans like she’s sitting at the bar and about to order one cerveza
Michael man as though he were saying what is in the post I'm quoting.
The all star game hat from 2022 that makes it look like the Houston Astros logo has an Asterisk
which chipmunk is getting the best head finally answered
WEIRD AL
youtube video from the former chair of the DNC that is putting up pathetic numbers. 111 views in 15 hours. he also only has 4k subscribers.
A building under construction being illuminated by a beautiful pink and blue sky
Crying Statue of Liberty from the Onion cartoons (illustrated by Ward Sutton)
The bog of eternal stench
Guy 1: I'd like to have sex one more time with my wife who passed away from cancer 9 years ago. My body yearns for hers. The ultimate downside to finding "the one" is she may die young and leave you wanting. Guy 2: I also choose this guy's dead wife.
woman making a pensive face by puckering her lips and furrowing her brow
a tracking shot along the school busses in Times Square NYC with people standing on top of them freaking out about the New York Knicks
Guy on his knees screaming meme
Cat in a lap, stupid face and dumb eyes
A Klein bottle
The part of the matrix where they go “Morpheus is fighting Neo!”
david berman and stephen malkmus doomed yaoi, no results
david berman and stephen malkmus doomed yaoi
a wooly willy magnetic filament toy with eyebrows and a goatee, the packaging is striped with yellow and examples for how to wooly your willy, curiously stated in the bottom right corner is "for girls and boys"
(A Gray Man)
Bro thinks he’s on the team 😭😭😭😭 meme
brad pitt from burn after reading
someone brought their vinyl of closer to a museum in italy that has the album cover in it
Wario
M from Goldeneye
cat overexposed by light, creating a presence
stop wars Yoda
american *sees something american happening americanly in america* : what are we a bunch of SOUTH AMERICANS?!?!?!?
cracker barrel in the google font
still from 2001 A Space Oddysey, several astronauts descend a ramp on the right side, with a black monolith framed in the left-center of the frame
IN THE STYLE OF MASTER AND COMMANDER: "WIVES ARE NOW GIRLFRIENDS"
Dodgers mascot being shown as "Bernie Brewer"
New slogan: Make Travel Family Friendly Again
donald trump looking really healthy
A note that just says “bi groceries”
My top ten artists on Spotify (1 Doechii, 2 Kendrick, 3 Weyes Blood, 4 The Beatles, 5 Bob Dylan, 6 Paul McCartney, 7 SZA, 8 David Bowie, 9 Tyler the Creator, 10 Paul McCartney and Wings)
Quentin Tarantino supports the IDF
A photo of NY SoHo at 8am. The sun peaks over the rooftops in the right of the frame, casting golden light onto a yellow tree. A car turning centers the frame with a pedestrian crossing to the left.
Google search that says “big hirse” instead of “big horse”
Black cat with white nose area
Marnie, my car
Cat sleeping in bed like a person
meat slicer
Penzey's long screed in their "About Republicans" section, highlights include As we’ve now said on our first-ever About Us page on our website, there’s something unique about humankind’s relationship with spices that time and again have caused spices to be a driving force for change. We live in a time calling out for change and for solutions to the very real problems our country and our planet face. There’s two very different futures ahead for us totally dependent on whether we solve these problems or not. With so much at stake we feel obligated to use the unique position spices hold in our lives to try to help promote the solutions to these problems as best we can. and What does any of this mean? Going forward we would still be glad to have you as customers, but we’re done pretending the Republican Party’s embrace of cruelty, racism, Covid lies, climate change denial, and threats to democracy are anything other than the risks they legitimately are. If you need us to pretend you are not creating the hurt you are creating in order for you to continue to be our customer, I’m sad to say you might be happier elsewhere. If on the other hand you still want the best spices and don’t need us to respect what you now vote for to be our customer, Hooray! We are happy to have you here, but know that we will, on a regular basis, try to wake you up from this dream that has you believing there is anything conservative left at all to what the Republican Party has become. We can and will work without Republicans to solve the problems we face, but it sure would be nice to get back to a time where Republicans were equal defenders of equality, the environment, and democracy. We look forward to that day.
Two-Hundred-and-Twenty
A sunglasses sale sign on the top of a burnt out car
Cat sitting like a person
Cat sitting like a human
Balatro with 1 Mime, 5 Barons, and a Brainstorm
That shot from Killers of the Flower moon with all the benefactors of the murders staring at Leo
epsteing saying "girls?",, careful I will renew an old habit
blunt rochester
Two yellow trees and a yellow cab
ZOHRAN LOGO THAT SAYS HILLARY FOR PRISON \