Jake

@brehlol.bsky.social

1113 Followers 510 Following

All my sports teams are bad. Suns/Köln/White Sox/I forgot the rest. Also like video games, other stuff.

A bunny
Michele Tafoya winning the Republican primary
Wrigley Field sign saying Hey Chicago, hes a cubs fan! Meaning they automatically assumed the Pope was a Cubs fan
The Shade Store
We’re writing to let you know that the Google Assistant on your mobile device is being discontinued, and Gemini—our next-generation AI-powered assistant—is now the assistant experience on Android.1
Culvers sign
FC Köln 3rd red jersey that has pinstripes and the retro logo
Ragnar Ache with the 2025-26 Goal of the Season Trophy
Bart about to hit homer with a chair
Upset pikachu
View from a beach in Chicago featuring the skyline
How different groups voted for president in 2024 For Kamala White men 39% White wonen 46% Black men 74% Black women 89% Latino men 50% Latino women 60%
Rob Dyrdek Ridiculousness
The chimney of the place they choose the Pope
Michael Bradley having fun driving a car
Soccer field
Meteor about to kill the dinosaurs
Showing up to my Haters funeral to make sure hes dead
Were all trying to find the guy who did this
Mario Chalmers making a silly smile face
50 Cent giving two middle fingers
Man being scared of bison on news cast
Mario Chalmers making a goofy face
Anna Gasper, born in Cologne Germany
Above panel 1 and 2, Reacting to Success First panel: Clapping and an award being given to a green person "you did an amazing job! Youre the best!" Second panel: Award is accepted. Green person says "eh Im ok" Above panel 3 and 4, Reacting to mistakes Third panel: Green person is sitting in a chair. Someone says off screen "you forgot to take the trash out again". Green person looks surprised Fourth panel: Green person sits in the chair and says "I am the dumbest motherfucker to ever walk this earth" @mrlovenstein
Me DJing
Showed up to my haters funeral to make sure they were dead meme
An alphabet chart
Nathan Kalman-Lamb Do Americans not understand that their flag is essentially understood as a hate symbol globally
White House tweet: Eagle screech in all caps with 4 eagle emojis
Dog in the sun, relaxing, taking in the day
Paraguay has not yet won any diving medals at major international competitions such as the Olympic Games, the Pan American Games, or the South American Games
Welcome to Chicago, Robert Lewandowski Fite announcement
Women soccer player looking at something with her teammates in quiet amazement
First panel mad is happy: You made your friends stay up to midnight Second panel same man is sad: You are also up at midnight
White Sox 22 Royals 1
Knicks fan stealing a trash can
Derrick Rose staring at the camera with a plain face
7-11 air sign
Canada denying visas: Oh dear oh dear, gorgeous The US denying visas: You fucking donkey
Sad kitty with a thumbs up
King boo making a 😑 face
Stock photo of grandma looking at money
Elevator scene from Juice
Dexters dad smirking
Germany and Curacao flags
Big bird looking out of place at a table of humans