Brejen

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If ya know, ya know. If ya don't, don't worry 'bout it~<3

Screenshot of achievement in Final Fantasy 14 with a title for "Protector of Pots" which requires 2,000 treasure coffers revealed by persistent pots in the zone Occult Crescent. Since pots happen once every half an hour and aren't garanteed every half an hour it would require a minimum 1,000 hours of real world time if you were lucky.
Alt text: It's text that's a very stupid fart joke. OCR the image, it should have enough contrast. In Jaws that's the jaws key (Insert or capslock) + space at the same time to hear the pop, then the letter o. In NVDA it's the NVDA key (usually insert) along with R. Again, I warn you: it's a really stupid joke.
Screenshot of bios repairing windows 11 patch and how bad it fucked up the system. ETA 7:20, but in over 11 hours. Mucroslop microslop
Screenshot of recently installed (without consent) apps. Mainly Microsoft copilot, which is currently notorious for causing system instability.
Furry vore art. Coyote slurping up a dragon's tail while he tilts his hat and looks at the viewer
Screenshot from the game Mushihimesama, a bullet hell game. There are so many projectiles one cannot even determine where the player character is.
Gameplay footage from friendslop game "Sitting Ducks" where Brejen builds a tower and hits the roof of the lobby with his head and the game says "No." repeatedly.
Intentionally presented without context, a screenshot from a videogame of a Legend Of Zelda Link look-alike talking to a chicken who is responding with "Cooooooock ...cock..."
Cover art from the soon to be released Kingdom Hearts Collection for the Nintendo Switch 2. This is what a $90 game looks like now: a mishmash of random assets thrown together with no actual thought or planning and shat out by a generative system that got many things wrong and duplicated the main character Sora three times instead of having Sora, Roxas, and Venn from the series.
Screenshot of game error 3088 stating "This world is experiencing congestion. Visiting characters cannot log in at this time."
Screenshot of achievement in ffxiv for clearing the current end-raid. Though really this happened very very late.
Screenshot of voresky menuing
Photo of orange juice, red solo cup, and mind haze ipa beer
Bacon cooking
Animated clip from the movie "El Dorado" of the two cartoon characters saying "Both? Both? Both is good."
Gameplay footage of the game Abiotic Factor. In it the player is running around healing during a gunfight when one of the attackers is exploded by one of their own teammates.
Gameplay footage of a furry vore game called Voreder up. It shows solving the badger NPC's stomach puzzle, but then running out of time with the snake stomach puzzle.
Screenshot of the vore puzzle game "Voreder up" that's a shape-matching game where you put tetris shapes like square, line, T, and left and right zig-zag to fill in a very specific stomach size exactly.
Gameplay footage from "Party Animals", of a biker dog entering a bar, drinking milk, then bashing their head against the desk to try to forget the state of the world.
Video of gameplay of Abiotic Factor. The fight is against an early midgame boss. The floor has been set up with electric traps that the boss casually walks through until they are stunned, and then the player rushes forward and finishes them off with a hammer.
Screenshot of the ability tooltip for one of the gunbreaker skills in Final Fantasy 14. The text reads: "Delivers an attack with a potency of 420. (Additional Effect: Grants (in yellow text) Ready to Blast
Photo of a 17 inch tall bowser posable statue with articulating joints, flashing fire lights, and sound.
Video of Critically Acclaimed Final Fantasy 14 of a red mage in it's usual position of casting Mega Flare preventing others from visually seeing anything on the screen in a flash of white light. Only their other senses and intuition to guide them.
Screenshot of a forced update. No, my screen reader didn't catch it as it's on another frame. Last update required me to roll back and I'm expecting the same for this one.
Screenshot from Dice calculator of a graph with the probability curve for rolling 1290 twelve times. On average the result would be around 7746 days, or 21.2 years of a lizard trapped within a voracious scavenger.
Screenshot of search with the first article being "Mozilla Announces AI Window for Firefox" with the top related search below it being "Why does no one use Firefox anymore?". Seriously, I can't make this up I laughed SO FUCKING HARD. ...Yeah, I gotta change browsers. Hopefully nothing with Chromium and something that still works with adnausium.
Photo of chocolate thumbprint style cookies. Chocolate, with chocolate gnache on top instead of jam
Screenshot of a grey colored lion with smoke coming from their nose. No pipe or cigar or anything, just that kinda steam or possibly background ambiance and just coincidental smoke lines coming near. The smoke is kinda an aqua blue, almost like an aurora, and very much can be implied that it's artsy or mystic in nature.
Photo of dystopian nightmare "agree to not sue us" policy that states they will review all content viewed from device to 'better personalize ads'. There is no opt out, and turning off ACR (the spy software installed on what should be a dumb terminal) will recategorize the ads the should-be-a-dumb-terminal will show and they'll still collect data. Please include me in your class action lawsuit if you use this.
Peak screenshot with the world's easiest path up.
Screenshot of peak with many unclimb-able spires
Screenshot of the PS1 game character selection. The wandering youth's intro story is done, replacing him with BOMBS. The treasure hunter is replaced by Memory Temple and the girl is replaced with Curan Abbey.
Screenshot of a PS1 game with a character select of 3 characters. Choices are "A wandering youth", "A treasure hunter", and "A girl from an abbey". The currently highlighted choice is A wandering youth who has blue hair, a red bandana, a white shirt and a red vest on top of it. So basically every anime protagonist known to mankind.
Screenshot of gamefaqs.com award for having an account that's 18 years old. Before wikis and discords, there was gamefaqs. Sleep well young prince.
Screenshot of "Invite pending" 153
Screenshot of Achievement for the game Peak called "Lone Wolf Badge", which is described as "Escape the island in a solo expedition." Around 1 in 20 players have it. Secret extra information: It gives you wolf ears as a cosmetic item.
Screenshot of the weblink for the International Committee of the Red Cross, with a link to Rule 59, Volume 2, chapter 18, Section C which labels the improper use of the distinctive emblems of the Geneva Convention. AKA: The red plus sign that symbolizes life-saving facilities.
Photo of tiki face shield. The edible hit.
Warning into to a boss battle from MegaMan x 6
Fanart crossover between the cartoon king of the hill and the movie spirited away where haku the dragon is played by grandpa Cotton Hill and Chihiro is played by Hank Hill .
Photo showing a small 2.5 by 5 inch photo with naughty vore art, a badge clipper, and the instamax photo printer used to print it.