Bretton

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product designer, bocce-baller, dog dad tolerates anything except lactose and intolerance BrettonMacLean.com 📍Toronto

Simpsons Yakuza white suit guy but with badly edited Argentina stripes added for comedic effect
ITYSL meme from the egg game sketch Caption: “THAT ONE STRIKE WAS 4 STRIKES?”
(Domino meme) First domino: Hillary Clinton says “Pokémon Go to the polls” Last domino: Total collapse of western civilization
The RV in front of the Rivoli
a robertson head screw
Billie the golden retriever, sitting in the grass with her ball
Slo-mo of Billie the golden retriever shaking off water
Drowning kid / skeleton meme, with tech leadership holding up the PM’s while engineers drown and designers are dead at the bottom
Inside the perfect watermelon
The perfect watermelon
Billie the golden retriever, lookin’ cute as hell
Billie the golden retriever looks out at Lake Ontario from the shores of an Ontario Place beachfront that no longer exists thanks to the greedy corrupt asshole Doug Ford
Tab bar + player bar in iOS26
Simpson meme with the caption “Won’t somebody think of the Waymos”
Screenshot of the Nintendo Music app, showing “Funky’s Fugue” extended to 60mins
Billie the golden retriever in the snow
A picture of a derelict little house at the corner of grange ave and grange place in Toronto
A picture of Mike Monteiro’a book, titled ‘The Collective Angers’, as well as some accompanying buttons (which read ‘Give Trans People Money’) and a pro-union sticker
A pie graph of the voter turnout from the last Ontario premier election. Did not vote: 57% Cons: 18% Libs: 10% NDP: 10% Other: 5%
Billie, the best golden retriever in the world, with her adorable face covered in snow
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A screenshot of a text message: It's Doug Ford. Strong leadership is needed to protect Ontario jobs against Donald Trump's tariffs. REPLY > YES if you'll vote Ontario PC stop to stop My reply: BRING BACK ONTARIO PLACE STOP
Tweet screenshot: tobi lutke @tobi • 6h Shopify is unaffected by all this. The Canadian small businesses that run on Shopify are the ones that are not so lucky. They are the bedrock of our economy providing 70% of all jobs. We all ought to fight for them.
A&W sign at night
Update from the previous screenshot 1:38 p.m. EST: Canada was notified this morning of tariffs Canada will be hit with a 25 per cent tariff across the board with an exception on energy which will be 10 per cent, Mexico will be hit with a 25 per cent tariff across the board including energy, and China a 10 per cent tariff across the board, CTV News' chief political correspondent Vassy Kapelos says. It would take effect on Tuesday and would be in place until the fentanyl overdose issue is sorted. Minister of Intergovernmental Affairs and Minister of Finance Dominic LeBlanc and Prime Minister Justin Trudeau will announce a Canadian response at 6 p.m. ET tonight.
Screenshot of the CP24 news site re: US tariffs: 1:38 p.m. EST: Canada was notified this morning of tariffs CTV News' chief political correspondent Vassy Kapelos says Canada was notified this morning by the U.S. that China, Mexico and Canada will be subject to tariffs: 25 per cent across the board with the exception of energy, which will be 10 per cent. It would take effect on Tuesday and would be in place until the fentanyl overdose issue is sorted. Leblanc and Trudeau will announce a
Anakin/Padme meme Anakin: “There are 94 job openings at Zillow” Padme: “There must be at least one for product design, right?” Padme: “Right?”
A screenshot of the bottom portion of a Safari window, showing “42 items hidden”
Billie the golden retriever posing in grange park (Toronto)
A screen grab from a Simpson episode, showing a can labeled “Nuts and Gum”
Search results for “Remember Alf? He’s back, in hog form” (42 matches…)
Picture of Billie the golden retriever as a puppy with a grumpy little look on her face
Billie the golden retriever sitting on the grass looking majestic af
Billie the golden retriever sitting in a chair looking unimpressed while wearing her post-spay bodysuit
Billie the golden retriever catching a ball mid-air, looking slightly menacing while doing it