Brian Altano

@brianaltano.bsky.social

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Executive Producer of Creative/Talent at IGN. Hosts videos. Writes scripts. Makes music. Plays video games. Cooks food. Collects toys. Eats pizza. Stays busy. https://www.patreon.com/ThisThingRules?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator

King Kong 1933 movie poster
Vampire Waluigi character in Mario Kart World
Shigeru Miyamoto standing in the warp pipe shaped entrance of the Super Nintendo World theme park. There are three other pipes in the photo but it’s unclear where they lead.
Official product image of the Nintendo Switch 2 system in dock with Joy-Con grip
A very stupid photoshop of the Nintendo Switch 2 joy-con as the head on an Evangelion Unit-02 robot
Screenshot of a Yoshi burger restaurant from the new Mario Kart game as shown in the Nintendo Switch 2 reveal trailer
Photo of a large Godzilla toy covered in decorative Barbie accessories such as ribbons and handbags and a purple visor.
Photo of Indiana Jones from his new video game Indiana Jones and the Great Circle
List of IGN’s 2024 GOTY nominees which includes: Animal Well Astro Bot Balatro Black Myth: Wukong Dragon Age: The Veilguard Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth Helldivers 2 Indiana Jones and the Great Circle Infinity Nikki Metaphor: ReFantazio Prince of Persia: The Lost Crown Silent Hill 2 The Rise of the Golden Idol The Legend of Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom
Promotional poster for the new Disney+ series Star Wars: Skeleton Crew where everyone is looking cool and stoic except the little blue elephant character who looks like he’s pointing at a box of cereal he really wants at the grocery store.
Star Wars Black Series action figure of a big wolf bad guy named Captain Brutus from the upcoming series Skeleton Crew
Illustration of a kid in a video game/toy store looking at a wall of video game paper slips.
Bootleg LEGO mini figures based on Super Mario characters but everyone looks haunted and weird and they come with off brand weapons like a periscope and a dagger that resembles the sai that Raphael fights with in Ninja Turtles.
Various photos of pizzas I’ve made!
Picture of small scale action figures based on the hit TV show The Simpsons painstakingly posed for a photograph on a coffee table by an elder millennial while his daughter repeatedly asks “are you done yet, when can I play with them”