Brian Curtin

@briancurtin.com

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principal software engineer, tech lead, long time Python guy // trail maintainer // photographer Chicago → Brooklyn → Denver

Google search result for "vim" immediately sais "Did you mean: emacs"
The Smiling Man behind Sam Altman
Man staring off wondering how Popeye’s Chicken exists
1.82” of rain per hour, and 0.39” total via Ecowitt WS90
Tim Heidecker with a sign saying “WE HAVE A RAT PROBLEM!”
Rudy Giuliani
1 update available for Toilet Firmware
Brumbpo Tungus
Tim Heidecker holding up a folder with "The China Connection" written on it
Tim Heidecker from “Mister America” holding a piece of pie with closed captioning saying “You have to create your own momentum.”
Eric Adams pushing a trash can with the text “trash revolution” over it
Guy punting one gun at someone else and one gun at his own head
James Cigarettes
Sam Altman with The Smiling Man behind him
Tim Heidecker in Mister America, holding a slice of pie and saying “you have to create your own momentum.”
A screenshot of the unsubscribe dialog after a company emailed me a “perfect match” pair of sunglasses that are so stupid looking I regret having bought anything from this company (Smith Optics).
Michael Scott on The Office tearing up with joy
Leo (Robert Prosky) staring down
Basketball Rolls To Stop At Cheney's Foot Published: August 20, 2008
Tweet saying “I’ll serve crack before I serve this country”
Comparison of forward visibility between an M1 tank and several civilian trucks, with the GMC Sierra being worse than the tank.
Gregg Turkington with Nvidia DLSS off and on
A comparison of The National Anthem and Turmoil’s “The Process Of” album
Former Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot in huge pants
Stringer Bell taking a test at night school
Donald Trump with his hands over his eyes like they’re glasses
Tweet: brandAn is good @LeBearGirdle [Dentist waiting room] Me: [chanting] teeth, teeth- Other patients: teeth, TEETH Secretary: [pounding her clipboard] TEETH, TEETH, TEETH! 2:30 PM • Aug 17, 2017
Guy driving a mini steam train
Text “If the hardcore bands guitarist looks like this you are about to die in that pit” with a picture of Toby Maguire in glasses as Peter Parker from “Spiderman”
Man at a bar with his hand over his mouth, with a transparent image of the same man with a blank look on his face overlaid on the right side. (Source: The Onion)
Guy slouched on the couch drinking a New Glarus “Spotted Cow” beer, so he’s in Wisconsin, with a semi-transparent overlay on the let of his face making a slightly different empty stare. (Source: The Onion)
Rob Ryan screaming “fuck yeah” and fist pumping
Obvious spam email trying to give me $13963.99 to Ducky Luck Casino
Neil McCauley and Donald Breeden in the movie Heat when Neil spots Breeden as a line cook
Lloyd Christmas sticking his head out the window of a black limousine.
A tweet saying “I bet this hits so hard if you’re stupid.”
Donald Trump trying to catch a baseball but his face is blacked out as if it’s redacted from a file incriminating him.
Tim Heidecker with a piece of pie and a closed caption saying “You have to create your own momentum.”
Sewing machine with wrapping paper that repeats “passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood” from The Onion
Truck that says “I’m glad I’m cummin not strokin” on it.
Marco Rubio standing while looking down like a helpless child who just vomited on themselves, while a man does the pose of holding up The Leaning Tower of Pisa
Picture of Connor O’Malley yelling “it’s not fun to be on the fucking computer”
Eating a meatball sandwich at 10:30 AM
A kid eating spaghetti like it’s a breadstick
Donald Sutherland as an arsonist in Backdraft
The Smiling Man behind Larry Ellison, looking like Bud Dwyer
The Smiling Man behind Sam Altman
Guy pointing simultaneously pointing a gun at someone else and his own head.
The Smiling Man inside an aurora borealis
Trent Reznor saying he's here to have a bad time.
Retired MLB umpire Angel Hernandez
Laoganma spicy chili oil
Paul Rudd as Oyster in a sketch where he also plays a person named Tayne on "Tim & Eric Awesome Show Great Job!"
The Blues Brothers driving into a march of the Illinois Nazi Party, which forces them to jump off of a bridge and into a river.
Fred Willard as Mike LaFontaine delivering his catch phrase "hey, wha happened?"
The cover of “Double Black Diamond” by Mads Gobbo and Miles Klee
Scam text message claiming to be from the Illinois Tollway about unpaid I-PASS bills and a link to a phishing website.
An email marked as important by Google that is a clear phishing attempt which should never even have made it into the inbox.
Picture of empty egg shelves with: “Eggs are currently located a in the refridgerated door at the back of aisle 19. We appologize for the inconvienence. Store management.
MongoDB coffee mug from PyCon 2012