Pissed Off Canadian

@brianjarvis.com

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Stay hydrated, wear sunblock, punch nazis, get some rest. It's the Gulf of Mexico. Canada will never be a 51st state. Elbows up. 🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🏋️‍♂️🥋🖥️

Old guy dramatically collapsing on the steering wheel of his car from exhaustion. F'ing drama queen.
A brown adolescent bunny munching on vegetation in our backyard.
A white Acura is hung up on a cement retaining wall, the front driver's side tire hovering in mid-air with a traffic cone in front to warn others.
Old guy in a blue shirt, a baseball cap and glasses walking in a local municipal park.
No text can do justice to the horror... I'm standing on the left, in flip flops, red board shorts, a white & red lifeguard T-shirt, and a red visor, holding a Disney little mermaid purse. David is standing on the right wearing a red waist-length wig, a purple & white sea-shell bra, and marine blue sequinned floor length skirt and red pumps.
Old guy taking a selfie in front of a fenced-off Rue Sainte Cathérine in Montréal. The entire street is torn up for major reconstruction, as is the habit of the city in the summer when major infrastructure projects can finally start.
Michael, Kent & me... All dressed in square club regalia standing with drinks at the convention cocktail hour.
Old guy taking a selfie on the platform of the 1 line eastbound at the Atwater station, with a moving subway train in the background.
In a relationship with air conditioner.
Good old guy looking over his left shoulder at the Montmorency Falls in a selfie.
Old guy in grey shorts & grey T-shirt posing for a mirror selfie in a gym.
Old guy in grey shorts and a red T-shirt, taking a mirror selfie on the weightlifting floor of his local gym .
Old guy taking a selfie in front of a large Budget rental moving truck.
Old guy taking a selfie in front of a large Budget rental moving truck.
A close-up of a raised guillotine blade against a peaceful blue sky.
Old guy in dark grey shorts and a grey string T taking a mirror selfie on the weightlifting floor of his local gym. So original.
A grey cushion with black text: I'm only talking to my cat today
Movie poster for "Pressure".
Forlorn old guy in glasses and a blue shirt with a large white bandage covering a significant area of the left side of his neck, hiding a presumably ugly open would where a small skin cancer has been gouged out.
Old guy outside holding a tray of chocolate brownies buried in chocolate ice cream, smothered in chocolate syrup. Not shown in photo: my pancreas giving up & leaving me for dead. Also not shown: my doctor giving me the sternest reproachful glare which could set your hair on fire. None of which stopped me.
Old guy in a selfie, sitting in the inclined leg press at the gym, mugging for validation.
Two deer and two rabbits in a green meadow space in our local municipal park.
Old guy posing for a selfie in a gym locker room.
A small brown bunny sitting in my neighbour's yard, watching me closely.
Old guy smiling shirtless for the camera in a doctor's examination room.
A view of the Toronto downtown skyline from the islands opposite.
An arms-length selfie of me, Dean, Jeff, Michael, Kent, John, Chris & Keely, in Riverdale Park.
Evening skyline of downtown Toronto as seen from Riverdale.
Poster for "The Sheep Detectives."
A rural roadside sign which reads: Now Entering Ohio Ask yourself what poor life choices led to this
The sanctuary of Church of St Mary the Virgin, Aldermanbury, now located in Fulton, MO.
An ailing tree easily three stories high along an urban street. There are a number of large dead branches visible among the green leafed branches. A city arborist walks in front of the tree trunk.
A Honda Civic missing its entire front bumper parked on an urban street. Not my car.
Old guy wearing a blue T and grey shorts in a gym, mugging for a mirror selfie and begging for validation.
A large broken tree branch blocks our entire street.
Old guy looking over his left shoulder at an Airbus 320 at an airport gate.
Old guy in glasses and a grey shirt with a red & white lanyard is mugging for a selfie in front of a rack of servers & storage arrays.
Old guy in a data center with a laptop connected to a storage array, attempting to understand the life choices that brought him to this place.
A movie poster for "Project Hail Mary."