brianloveswords

@brianloveswords.com

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I used to do computers. I still do, but I used to, too. https://bjb.photo

from the Adobe trademarks page (https://www.adobe.com/legal/permissions/trademarks.html): Trademarks are not verbs. Correct: The image was enhanced using Adobe® Photoshop® software. Incorrect: The image was photoshopped. Trademarks are not nouns. Correct: The image pokes fun at the Senator Incorrect: The photoshop pokes fun at the Senator. Always capitalize and use trademarks in their correct form. Correct: The image was enhanced with Adobe® Photoshop® Elements software. Incorrect: The image was photoshopped. Incorrect: The image was Photoshopped. Incorrect: The image was Adobe® Photoshopped.
icons for Zen and Zed. the Zen icon is a black background with a set of light gray concentric circles. the Zed icon is a black background with a set of concentric squares (and a diagonal slash through them). my brain has a hard time distinguishing these when I'm quickly alt-tabbing!!!!
pyramid head from silent hill 2. he's got a pyramid for a head and a 5 foot knife.
Mrs. Met (a.k.a. Lady Met), woman with a baseball for a head; companion of Mr. Met
Their exchanges often returned to Thompson’s betting activity. Morgan encouraged him to place more wagers, even when he showed signs of financial strain, the lawsuit states. Morgan is named as a defendant in Thompson’s lawsuit. Her attorney could not be reached for comment. In late December 2022, after Thompson had suffered more losses, Morgan texted him: “Are we gonna take a little break and start fresh in the New Year?” “I’ll try,” Thompson wrote back, adding a smiley face symbol.
screencap from Dilemma where Kelly Rowland is "texting" Nelly on a Nokia "where you at? holla when you get this" but it's typed into the A1 cell of a spreadsheet
Timothy Simons, jeopardy runner-up and actor who played Jonah Ryan on Veep posing with a "Jonah Ryan for U.S. Congress" shirt and an American flag drapes over his shoulders. pretty sure he's never had a nazi tattoo.
achewood comic, "hey guys! guess who just got...🎶yelllled aaat🎶"
panel from Junji Ito's manga Uzumaki, woman smiling at a rightfully concerned looking guy because most of her face above her mouth has been replaced with what looks like a bottomless hole
regional lymph nodes diagram from wikipedia, line drawing of a human body with a bunch of shapes, mostly squares and rectangles, in 3 different colors plastered all over the body, labelled with the names of the nodes e.g. "infraclavicular" and "waldeyer ring"
email subject line that says "hi brian, did you open the box?"
navigation hierarchy from wikipedia: - Some well-known triangle centers - Classical triangle centers - Recent triangle centers - General classes of triangle centers - Kimberling center - Polynomial triangle center - Regular triangle center - Major triangle center Transcendental triangle center there are an absolute shitload of triangle centers
poster on a telephone pole saying claude's comedy club and bar opening soon south philly
exactly what wilto said but themed like the "what a horrible night to have a curse" popup from Castlevania II
sink just absolutely blasting water, this shit could power wash a deck no problem
perry bible fellowship comic. panel 1: two people, one in a "pro skub" shirt and the other in "anti skub" shirt panel 2: oh no they fightin' panel 3: the frame pulls back and sees people trying to hold back the two fighters panel 4: cut to a small jar of substance labelled "skub"
Meredith from Latter singing into a mic on a mic stand wrapped in roses, shot from below into a purplely haze of the stage lights
screenshot from the Gros Michel wikipedia page of the headings "History" and "Gros Michel devastation era" Gros Michels were the dominant banana before they got wiped out by "Panama disease" and as a Panamanian, I think it's bullshit people only know us for canals, diseases, and papers.
what-a horrible night to have-a curse, wahoo!!
snowman that says "go birds f ice" on its chest in green dye
dark souls screenshot with "DSL CREATED" as the text
dumpster that says "flood brothers"
red sign that says "be careful please step down"
password field with the rules: The password must: - Have a minimum of 8 characters - Can not be one of your last 3 passwords - Contain upper and lowercase letters - Contain at least one number - Contain1 special character !@#$%&* but as I submitted something that passed those roles, I got an error: New Password cannot be more than 20 characters. WHICH WAS NOT FUCKIN ONE OF THE LISTED CRITERIA
Frank Olivieri: "Many people come…just to see…celebrities…"
firefox brand fire extinguisher
Patrick from The Armed with a red guitar that has "fuck ice" written in masking tape
a rather rotund squirrel sitting in a sparsely branched mostly dead tree
birds congregated on a utility pole, clearly in congress about something nefarious
a old brick wall where there's a perfectly door-shaped section of new brick and there's what looks like a protruding lock right where you'd expect one to be on a door
screenshot of terminal showing me trying to run `new` command and getting internal errors.
"hill climbed", in dark souls text format
my account stats: 1.1k followers. 1.1k following, 1.1k posts
vial of liquid with a label that is entirely white except for the words "cowboy grass" in all caps
chris elkjar, guitarist, crowd surfing while holding out a bright yellow guitar
sign with two stick figures exchanging a dollar sign crossed out with a big red X, below it says: do not pay anyone only pay machine or online app
incredibly shaky photo of the crowd, tony is on the crowd, max is kind crushed below him and meg is on the left next to a little light trail, also buried in the crowd
cara on meg's back, both screaming into mics
when the video has built-in subtitles because the speaker is speaking e.g. spanish but the enabled subtitles float over them c'monnnnn