Brianomite 🧨

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Often dazzled by your brilliance. Never baffled by your bullshit

A.I. talked about electric cars. I don't know anything about cars, so when people said A.I.was a genius I figured A.I.must be a genius. Then A.I talked about rockets. I don't know anything about rockets, so when people said A.I was a genius I figured A.l.must be a genius. Now A.I.talks about software. I happen to know a lot about software & A.I. is saying the stupidest shit I've ever heard anyone say, so when people say A.I.'s a genius I figure I should stay the hell away from his cars and rockets.
Astronomers detect sugar near the Milky Way center
Landscape
Landscape, more color
Landscape, pink clouds
Landscape, after sun is down
Lanscape, sun at horizon
Landscape of the sunset. The sun is a bit lower
Landscape shot of the sunset. Sun still aways above the horizon
A cow sits on the witness stand next to the judge and a lawyer in front. Caption: "Look. Wen know how you did it-*how* is no longer the question. What we want to know is why...Why now, brown cow?"
Simpson's Lionel Hutz business card meme. USA & Iran MOU Cease Fire Corrected to USA & Iran MOU Cease? Fore!
A firework in the distance over the ocean, beach in the foreground and palm trees on the left. Lights from the hotels flank the firework on the left while a string of boat lights flank the right
T- RUMP A cartoon drawing of a hybrid T-Rex legs and tail and the torso of Donald Trump wearing a suit and tie. There are butt cheeks in the place of the face Tyrannosaurus Rump
A goat on the beach
The sky with Venus(top left), Jupiter (center), and the Moon (right). Crescent Moon with Earthshine lighting up the dark side
Bart Simpon: I'll take up smoking and give that up
SpongeBob and Patrick playing slide whistles
Bart: This is the most corrupt thing Trump has done Homer: This is the most corrupt thing Trump has done so far
This is the most corrupt thing Trump has done This is the most corrupt thing Trump has done so far
Cybertruck standing in his briefs saying "Its a boat time"
Top frame: Bart says This is the most corrupt thing Trump has done Bottom Frame: Homer tells Bart This is the most corrupt thing Trump has done so far
Evil Eddie Garbage Pail Kids card
Cake in a box with a gecko peaking out i side the box
Pope singing into with a microphone
Burger King logo and at the bottom it says where's the beef? Inside the bun it says right here bitch
A roast in a beef giant yorkshire pork pudding turkey, all in the Burger King logo
Ebenezer Scrooge looking out the window
Pants on the back legs only
Looks like a cloud but its shape gives away that it is actually the USS Enterprise from Star Trek
California Raisins
First frame: a deer Second frame: Homer after crashing into the deer: D'oh! Third frame: Lisa: A deer! Last frame: Marge: A Female deer!
Dexter Morgan, blood spatter analyst, covered in a spatter of blood
Trump's stupid fucking arch bullshit
Crappy AI rendering of the Statue of Liberty
Confirmation code from Nintendo. The code is 12345
Raccon Mario going up a snow hill. Reads: when I was your age we had to walk in the snow, uphill, both ways Without save points
You cant do war crimes if you're not at war
Time-lapse of the sunset over the ocean gradually turning peachier and redder
Janet Mills Bluesky post about standing up to Trump, idk, didnt read it
Sunset filled with peachy pink and purple clouds over the ocean
A sus peanut
Bad Jesus painting
Crying wojak behind a mask of melting traitor statue
DUNE 3 poster but it says: DUNE DUNE DUNE Lookin' out my back door
The rich
Two skeksis
Groundhog speaks into a microphone
Eclipse
A partially eclipsed moon
"You can assume, because it's common sense" Mike Johnson claims Trump's war on Iran is actually defensive because if Israel attacked Iran, Iran was going to retaliate against the US
Three silhouettes sitting in front of a movie screen
A view actoss the water from Waikiki and Diamond Head in the distance. A palm frond peaks into the shot from above.
You are the ch ch ch... to my ah ah ah
I'm the caption now
Coach Vrabel
Ren from Ren and Stimpy, bug eyed and bloodshot, looking like a rabid Greg Bovino
Pedophile Ghislaine Maxwell and her friend, also a pedophile, Elon Musk
NFL sideline photogropaher Marshawn Lynch