Brian Michael Scully

@brianscully.bsky.social

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🏳️‍🌈 He/Him Alleged sleep paralysis demon. Screenwriter/Producer (PGA). CURRENT: Avatar: The Last Airbender for Netflix. Salty FFXIV healer. Punch Nazis. AI sucks.

A map of button programming for a Naga gaming mouse.

A gif of Captain Janeway exasperated beyond her limits.

Scully from The X-Files uses her teeth to pull a cigarette from someone else's pack while she wears a shit-eating grin.

A gif from EVIL DEAD 2 where a deadite trapped in a basement shrieks "DEAD BY DAWN!"

Captain Kathryn "COFFEE, BLACK" Janeway gestures with frustration as she growls, "I don't know what to do with you fucking morons." Because it's true. The person who wrote this misses having interpersonal dialogue and somehow they interpreted that emotional longing as "lung cancer was great actually".

Captain Janeway turns her back to the viewscreen and dismissively waves as she says, "End transmission."

A gif from STAR TREK IV: THE VOYAGE HOME. Dr. McCoy is in a 1986 hospital in front of an elderly patient. He's dumbstruck and mutters to himself, "My god, what is this, the dark ages?"

A gif from TOTAL RECALL as a large woman (because it's Arnold Schwarzenegger in disguise) says "Two weeks!"

Captain Janeway from Star Trek Voyager looks frazzled as she says, via caption, "I don't know what to do with you fucking morons". That is because the article in the original post being replied to is garbage.

Captain Kathryn Janeway from Star Trek Voyager gives a knowing raise of her eyebrow as she sips a cup of coffee.

A screenshot from The Simpsons. Homer wears a t-shirt that depicts Uncle Sam aggressively chomping a bite out of a handheld Earth. The shirt is captioned, "TRY AND STOP US." Fuck ICE. Abolish it all.

The classic Simpsons meme. Bart groans, "This is the *worst* first draft I've ever written." Homer comforts, "The worst first draft you've ever written so far."

a fat leopard glaring at the camera with a subtitle saying "yours too, chucklefuck"

Indy the dog, star of the best film of 2025, GOOD BOY, poses on a red carpet with a bow tie around his neck and the most joyous expression on his face. He is truly the goodest of the good boys.

A gif of Gob Bluth from Arrested Development. He feigns sobbing as he puts his head in his hands while saying, "The tears aren't coming. The tears just aren't coming."

angry skyscraper noises

A line of dialogue from a screenplay. A character named Erica sneers as she says, “Fucking MEN.” Because men are the worst.

The astronaut/gun meme. The first astronaut asks, "Heterosexuals aren't okay?" The second astronaut holds a gun to the first and responds, "Never were." And it's true. The straights have never been okay.

A gif of Rick and Morty -- Rick clutching his head with exasperation as he shouts "OH MY GOD".

A Rick and Morty clip. Rick is honking his car's horn and shouting "OH MY GOD, COME ON".

Captain Kathryn "Coffee, Black" Janeway looking away in quiet amusement

A still from Guillermo Del Toro's FRANKENSTEIN. It shows Jacob Elordi as the Creature.

A gif of GREMLINS 2: THE NEW BATCH. A dispirited, disheveled director sits in front of a television studio control board as he smokes a cigarette and holds an open bottle of pepto bismol. He mutters, "The what?"

A meme of a lawyer speaking in court as he says, “Your honor, at the time of the incident my client was in ‘goblin mode’”

A gif of Arrested Development. Gob Bluth feigns sadness while saying, "The tears aren't coming. The tears just aren't coming."

Audience member: "Do you know how many transgender Americans have been mass shooters over the last 10 years?"

Kirk: "Too many."

The same audience member went on to say the number is five, and proceeded to ask if Kirk knows how many mass shooters there have been in America over the last 10 years.

Kirk: "Counting or not counting gang violence?"

Seconds later, the sound of a pop is heard and the crowd screams as Kirk gets shot and recoils in his seat.

A photo of Charlie Kirk smiling while holding a microphone. A quote attributed to him is written over the photo in text. It reads, "I can't stand the word empathy, actually. I think empathy is a made up, new age term, and it does a lot of damage." This was said by Charlie Kirk on the October 12, 2022 episode of his podcast, The Charlie Kirk Show.

The Pawn Stars meme.
Top text: "Residents: Give us back our rainbow murals"
Bottom text: "Florida: Best I can do is polio"
Vaccinations save lives. Anti-vaxxers can fuck off and die if they want to, but leave my goddamn health out of their stupidity.

A zombie shouting "Dead by dawn! Dead by dawn!"

A tweet that says:
I would be totally fine with this in any airport, hotel or casino bar provided it cost less than $7.
Bartender: *muddles*
Me (softly): oh no no n
Bartender: *adds 7.5 oz rail bourbon*
Me (softly): yeeeeeeeee

Moopsy!

The poster for the anime series NYAIGHT OF THE LIVING CAT. It depicts a swarm of cute, cuddly, affectionate cats as they nuzzle, groom and curl up on a screaming human victim.

Al Bundy, the man the myth the legend who once scored four touchdowns in one game to win the city championships for Polk High, gasps in absolute shock.

A crude meme depicting an ancient, wizened, slug-like human gelatinously globbed onto a wheelchair and some sort of bizarre apparatus attached to his face. He's credited as Holden Bloodfest, Republican from Iowa. Below this, it lists three factoids:
- 118 years old
- Please god just let us nuke Iran, nothing else matters, I'll do anything please I just want to see burning flesh one last time before I die
- Respectable bipartisan

A screenshot from the film FRIDAY THE 13TH. In the still, a quaint rural town is depicted with a subtitle that reads “Friday June 13th - The Present”. Don’t go to Camp Blood. You’ll never come back again. It’s got a death curse.

A meme of Janeway photoshopped in front of a table with a banner that reads “TUVIX DESERVED TO DIE: CHANGE MY MIND”.

The “change my mind” meme but with Janeway looking annoyed while drinking a coffee behind a banner that reads “TUVIX DESERVED TO DIE. CHANGE MY MIND.”

The most perfect cat in the history of animated film standing possessively with its perfect Oscar for Animated Feature Film.

A Duolingo notification that says “your friend is on fire”

A gif from the film PRIMARY COLORS. Kathy Bates remarks, "Gawd, what a whiny bitch."

Spaceship the cat, a Russian blue, once again prevents her father from getting any work done in the living room by draping herself across his torso and blocking any use of a laptop.

Spaceship the cat, a Russian blue, looking chonky as she sits on a lap.

A three panel cartoon of the Mario Bros and their mother. Panel one, the mother says "hey it's-a the Mario Bros!" Panel two, Luigi asks "Mama, why-a you never remember my name?" Panel three, mother answers "I'm-a sorry Green Mario."

Third Amendment Rights Group Celebrates Another Successful Year

A cell phone Lock Screen. The art is a stylized digital painting of the character Hydaelyn from Final Fantasy XIV.

A possum in a wizard’s outfit screams. The caption says “I pay my own bills I can cuss all I want”

Screenshot of transphobic shitstain's username: fun times 420 dot bee sky dot social.

A screenshot of "Father Ted" showing two priests holding up protest signs. One says, "DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING". The other says, "CAREFUL NOW".

Donald Trump, a shambling pustule, bloviates about the genitalia of a deceased golfer to an innocent child.

Right wing chuckefuck Nigel Farage is deservedly hit in the face with a banana-flavored milkshake from McDonald's. Truly, he is the fucking worst, an absolute bell end.

Queer icon The Babadook expresses an immense amount of queer joy in front of a Pride flag.

Nicole Kidman chugs a glass of champagne in the Christmas film EYES WIDE SHUT.