Brian Whitmarsh

@brianwonderful.com

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Retired (Kinda) IT Professional enjoying writing, drawing, and exploring my creative side. Comics at www.brianwonderful.com.

Comic: A girl steps out of the house. She accidentally steps in dog poop. She does the right thing and scoops the poop up into a bag. While doing so, a bird poops on her. (My niece helped write this one.)
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Comic: Me waking up in the middle of the night, laughing about the brilliant idea that came to me. In my half-sleep/half-wake state, I write it down in my bedside journal. The next morning, I'm looking at it. "What that... Monkey dolphin cowboy computer?"
Comic: Elon giving a particular salute while he accepts a sack of money from bowing businessmen. People in the foreground say "Every time." This comic is an entry in the www.reversecaptioncontest.com.
Comic: Panel 1: the reflecting pool with the text "Paint pool blue meaining it will reflect less sunlight, making it warm and perfect for algae bloom." Panel 2: "Pour in hydrogen peroxide to kill all the algae, killing ducks as well in the process" Panel 3: "This also causes the paint to peel off. Blame vandals. What next, moron?" Panel 4: The Cabinet from Idiocracy, "You want us to fill it with water, like out the toilet?"
Comic: Climbing a mountain to find the guru at the top. When the person reaches the guru, they ask "How do I know if it is genuine love or self-serving attachment to soothe my sense of incompleteness?" The guru replies "You want Jeff a couple peaks over for emotional questions. I only do investment advice now."
Comic: A ghost detailing out this week's haunt. They are setting up in the basement, hoping to encounter paranormal investigators or some drunk teens. He hears whispers, so he is going to push a spoon off the counter. If he establishes visual contact, he'll slightly move a chair.
Comic: Person climbing mountain. At the top, she finds a guru sitting and meditating. She says "Thank goodness! I'm Rachel from Dealer Services, and I've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty."
Comic: Man passionately speaking on how they need to be more aggressive. Go scorched earth! Fight fire with fire! Next panel shows firefighters spraying more fire onto a house fire. Last panel is the man (the fire chief) being fired for his unorthodox methods.
Comic about Beast Man and Mer-Man looking for He-Man, but only finding Prince Adam and remarking on the similarities.
Comic of Skeletor talking over his evil plan to take Castle Grayskull, but Skeletony is not listening. Skeletony tells Skeletor "I told you... I'm practicing with my band tomorrow."
Comic depicting the heroic characters from Masters of the Universe discussing what their team name should be.
Comic: Skeletor yelling at his neighbor "He-Man! Mow your lawn! It is looking unkempt." Neighbor: "For the last time, I'm not He-Man. I'm Ed Jeffries. I work at the bank." Skeletor: "What are your pronouns?" Ed: "He/Him." Skeletor zaps him, saying "Close enough."
Comic: A man climbs a mountain seeking a guru for wisdom. He reaches the peak and asks "How do I shut out the noise of modern communication in order to be more mindful of my own soul?" The guru replies "I don't do that anymore. I've been replaced by Chat-GPT."
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Comic: Gabe and Ali welcome a newcomer to the afterlife, only to find out it is an angel they know. She fell asleep and fell off a cloud. She wonders if she can get her previous job back, or if she goes to a "Heaven's Heaven" now.
Comic: Gabe is presenting a slide show to a new arrival in the afterlife. The man immediately says "Aww, slides? What did I do to deserve going to Hell?"
Comic: Man climbs mountain to find the guru at the top. He gets there and asks "How do I find meaning in life when so much of it is outside of my control?" The 'guru' responds "Sir, this is a Wendy's."
Comic: Be like that noble ant. Always working hard to provide value. Working as part of a well organized community. Using teamwork, instincts, and ingenuity to solve challenges. Then... being painfully immolated by Timmy.
Comic: Woman arrives in the afterlife, and she questions Gabe and Ali how the Powers That Be have let society be destroyed by greed and lies. Ali calls for Calliope to come up front. Calliope the muse shows up and asks "Did you guys not pay attention to any of the cautionary science fiction and fantasy we inspired?"
Comic: The boss says that the corporate social site is full of fake profiles and resumes. It is rife with scams and data theft. Ali doesn't see what the problem is.
Comic about paranormal investigators following sounds in a haunted house. They are in for a huge shock when they encounter entities! ...which turn out to be another crew of paranormal investigators.
Comic: Gabe and Ali welcome a new arrival in afterlife sorting. He is a Reddit mod and thinks very highly of himself, thinking he'll be assigned an important position. Before he finishes talking, he is transported to the entrance of Hell.
Comic: A woman arrives in the afterlife. "What the - Why am I here?" Cheery responds "Yeah. You really aren't supposed to eat those detergent gel packs."
Comic: Tech bro owner of a prediction market arrives in the afterlife. He is thrilled that he accurately predicted his own death date, earning him a ton of money. Ali asks "And where did your bet land on eternal paradise vs forever torment?". "Oh no."
Comic: A decommissioned AI arrives in the afterlife and is questioning if they have a place for it there. Ali says "Don't worry! We absolutely have a place for you." That place ends up being in a dumpster in an afterlife alley.
Comic: Ali and Gabe are at a bar. Ali asks Gabe why he seems down. Gabe goes on to say he's been feeling unheard, like no one listens to his thoughts and ideas. He turns to find that Ali is hitting on a patron at the bar.
Comic: Gabe asks "Can we focus on the religious meaning of the holiday this time?" Ali (dressed as a bunny) responds "Nope. The people demand the saccharine decadence lagomorph!"
Cartoon: Ali (the devil sheep) has a cone on his neck. Gabe says "How did the operation go?" to which Ali replies "I don't wanna talk about it. But I could use your help with an itch."
Comic: The Boss in the afterlife office acknowledges that it has been busy. Gabe says the keep at it; it is a marathon, not a sprint. Ali retorts that marathons have finish lines. This is Eternity.
Comic: A new arrival at the afterlife says he wants to talk to the Big Guy because he has some notes. He complains about a lot of design issues with the human body. Cheery then notes "So it says you died by falling into an open manhole while staring at your phone?"
Comic: Gabe and Ali welcome a new arrival in the afterlife. She quickly opens her big mouth with bigoted language that makes her processing easy.
Comic: Ali suggests granting some wishes to a racist, classist, sociopath that is in his files. Gabe is adamant that is the wrong thing. Ali is OK with it since the guy is a tech bro billionaire that is doing fine anyway.
Comic: Gabe is looking for his stapler, only to find that Ali sent it to Hell for jamming all the time.
Comic: Wizard shows up at the afterlife, confused because he had the Hat of Immortality. Gabe explains that the immortality only applies to the hat itself, and is not transferrable to the wearer. Ali offers to sell him a Hat of Resurrection.
Comic: Who let St. Patrick onto the office party planning committee?
Gabe is welcoming a new hire and tells him the office is a safe space. They glance over at Ali who has a number of torture implements. Gabe says "Well... maybe not that particular spot in the office."
Gabe and Ali discussing being each others' backups during PTO.
Cartoon: Ali gets access to the employee records and looks up his and Gabe's new hire records, which are both cute and embarrassing.
Lafterlife comic where the boss tells Gabe and Ali the new whiteboard has been installed in the interview room. Ali responds "Whiteboard? I thought you said waterboard!"
Comic where one employee (Sheep) is just leaning back and relaxing at the office. When asked, he says he's taking a mental health day. Oh, is he stressed? No, he's doing great and just doesn't want boring work junk to drain that away.
Comic about managing complaints at the Lafterlife, Inc. offices. Devil Sheep handles them by simply deleting all.
Comic about Annie singing the song "Tomorrow", then the revelation that she's actually just a bad meteorologist.
Comic about parents teaching kids to do things by just "throwing them in".
Comic about a man that has fear speaking in public. He is given advice to picture the crowd naked, because such a silly visual will make you forget your nervousness. It backfires since he is speaking at the Annual Supermodel Convention.
A comic showing an eventual Trump funeral, him descending down, only to be greeted by demons saying "Boss! You've returned!"
Comic strip showing what advertisements are like in America.
Comic about people that use A.I. to generate art and then think that they themselves "made" it.
Comic about a person being hired but first needing to go through a background check search on their name.
Comic of the world's oldest woman being interviewed about her secrets to long life. The answers she gives are designed to weaken her potential competition.
Comic showing a thug being altered... Mouth is removed so he can't ask questions or testify, ears removed so he can't listen to pleas or appeals to reason, brain removed so he can't think or apply logic. After that, he is covered up to hide the disfigurements... revealing an ICE agent.
Comic about a man at a restaurant that asks a staff member for directions to the "little boys room". They direct him to a room that is an actual little boy's bedroom.
Comic about a man being bit by a venomous snake. He tells his friend that he'll have to suck out the venom. The friend replies with an enthusiastic "Can do!" Then we see the friend passionately mouth kissing the snake.
Minnesota protesters holding up a "Minnesota NICE" sign that has been ripped and taped back together with an "o" added so it says "No ICE".
Comic depicting a news cast of a missing 8 year old girl from a cold case. The family is sharing an AI generated aged photo for what the girl may look like now. It is of course just a sexualized, large breasted Barbie doll version of the girl.
Comic of two ICE agents, where one seems to be realizing that all the stuff they do might point to them not being the good guys.
End ICE for Good