briellastella

@briellastella.bsky.social

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Cool gay aunt in training

Screenshot of the same guy posting that Elon Musk needs to get a "big hug" about 20 times from a 1947 era big hug Soviet hug machine
Screenshot of the post's URL: https://bsky.app/profile/ceej.online/post/3mt2frxfhks2m. bsky.app is circled in red.
Screenshot from a job search site of academic administrator salaries in California, a high cost state, reflecting median salary of 57.7k/year and mean 69k/year with a long tail trailing off towards a high end in the low 100s.
Edited screenshot of Marty McFly holding the fading family photo from Back to the Future. The photo is a portrait of Dostoevsky which is gradually disappearing.
Black & white ink drawing of orcs as fucked up pig men from the OD&D monster manual. Line weights are all over the place and it just randomly drops entire bodies in shadow because they don't feel like doing the details.
Picture of a tub of toum dip (this one is Cedar's but the brand isn't important)
Edit of Far Side "Equine Medicine" strip. Caption: Like most Christian Counselors, Doreen breezes through chapter 9. Picture: A woman holds a textbook open. At the top of the page is the numeral 9 and "Family Therapy." The book contains a chart of diagnoses for physical beatings, emotional incest, thrown out on street, and various other family traumas. Next to every single diagnosis is the prescribed treatment "forgive."
Very authentic diploma for the University of Lee's Summit awarding Briella Stella a degree of Bachelor of Shitposting, signed by President Richard Kyanka and vice-president Leonard J Crabs
Still frame from Roger Corman's Masque of the Red Death movie. The figure of the Red Death has just been unmasked to reveal Vincent Price painted red.
Screenshot of a lego set of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in a blocky big head cartoon aesthetic a la funko pop
Flag with a red field, in the upper left corner it bears a yellow hammer crossed over a yellow sickle underneath a yellow flag.
Describe your favorite movie as boring as possible
@ch00-ch00.bsky.social: Also to the "Long time ago" point they participated in the Rwandan genocide which was as recent as the mid 90s. There are absolutely people alive today who survived genocidal acts by the Catholic church
Chat prompt: My body has changed gradually. It feels very comfortable and natural and I feel at ease in it in ways that I never did before. Response: I'm glad to hear you're feeling comfortable and at ease with your body. That's a meaningful experience. It sounds like your journey has led to a place where both your mental clarity and physical comfort have improved. For some people, these feelings continue and deepen over time. If you're feeling content and at peace with your transition, that's worth recognizing. You don't need to justify your experience to anyone. Is there anything specific you'd like to explore further, or any particular concerns or questions you have at this point in your transition?
Canadian wildfire map with an open-ended cartoon quote bubble pointed towards the quoted post: "i feel bad -> smoke to feel better i feel good -> smoke to celebrate"
Meme: STOP DOING SCENTS * SOAP WAS NOT MEANT TO BE GIVEN SMELLS * YEARS OF CHEMISTRY yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for MAKING EVERYTHING SMELL OF FAKE LAVENDER * Wanted to not stink like garbage ? We had a tool for that: it was called "WASHING YOUR SHIT" * "Yes please give me C10H16 scents. Please give me C12H20O2 of it" - Statements dreamed up by evil wizards LOOK at what food scientists have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the chemicals & labs we built for them (This is REAL scent, done by REAL food scientists): (PIctures of pomegranate scented dog shampoo, Kleenex aromatherapy rose scented facial tissue, and scented trash bags with ????? ??????? ????????????? underneath them) "Hello I would like my cat to smell like apples please" They have played us for absolute fools
Two side by side charts from a research paper on BMI & mortality risk. They demonstrate a very pronounced U-shape curve with the bottom of the curve (lowest-risk) clearly being in the 25-30 BMI range. Notably BMI under 20 is significantly higher risk than BMI in the 30-40 range, only clearly being eclipsed at 40+. The chart even accounts for confounding factors of deaths within 24 months (i.e. people who were losing weight to terminal illness) and smokers (who tend to be lower weight and also much higher risk), which only moves the graph slightly without changing the overall shape or the conclusion that "overweight" category is the best for longevity.
KNOW THE WORK RULES meme edit CAPTION: APPROPRIATE Picture of a thundercloud with dialogue bubble: "ominious rumbling in the distance" Office lady: "Aww, you're sweet." CAPTION: INAPPROPRIATE Picture of a fireworks display with dialogue bubble: "ominous rumbling in the distance" Office lady: "HELLO, HUMAN RESOURCES?!"
Sign on front of business door reads "Kawaii Tea Time"
"Is this a ____" meme. Butterfly labeled Getting fast food twice in one day Clueless nerd: Is this THE ELITE POLITICAL CLASS
But I think trans identity really threatens the underpinnings of gender and gender hierarchy in a way that gay identity only kind of brushes up against. And you can see that in the issues that the right has pinpointed, like gender-segregated spaces, sports, and bathrooms, and for a political movement that is really invested in a gender hierarchy and gender norms, transness is super threatening. They can make the argument that “This really threatens our way of life” in a way that gay marriage or whatever doesn’t, where you just have to kind of don’t pay attention to that if you don’t want to.
The octahedron in glasses+bandana is now in the driver's seat of the car from Thelma & Louise
The same blue octahedron in OP's post. A pair of round glasses with red lenses have been crudely photoshopped where the "bikini top" was in the original picture and a red paisley bandana is tied in a triangle around the base of the octahedron in place of the "bikini bottom."
Wow! Cool Robot! meme edit: Fan looks at The Amazing Digital Circus logo: "Wow! Cool tragedy about how the human connections we need to live also become vectors through which we casually transmit and multiply the cruelty and trauma inflicted upon us!" Arc flying over fan's head: "RABBITGIRL X CLOWNGIRL IS HOT"
Edit of Calvin & Hobbes "High art / low art" strip. Calvin: A trans woman dating a man. Spiritually enriching. Sublime. ..."High" art! Calvin: A trans woman dating a woman. Juvenile. Heteronormative hack work. ..."Low" art. Calvin: A trans woman dating a cis gay drag queen. Sophisticated irony. Philosophically challenging. ..."High" art. Hobbes: Suppose a trans woman were to date another trans woman? Calvin: Homophobic. Intellectually sterile. ... "Low" art.
Photoshopped picture of a male bee. A proportionately scaled Coke can emerges turgidly from the crook between its abdomen and thorax.
Mainers’ response to all of this is interesting. Just this morning a push poll came out finding that voters’ support for Platner actually increased after being told about the scandals.
Bell curve meme Deformed simpleton: bill and ted just blurted out a number at random and got it right lol :) Crying nerd: HAHAHAHAHAHA guys they said 69 because it's the SEX NUMBER do you get it it's very funny Wise esoteric: bill and ted just blurted out a number at random and got it right lol :)
Excerpt: Nuclear deterrence, Trae explains, is no longer enough, because as we’re seeing in Iran, Ukraine, and Israel, it doesn’t prevent deadly and protracted conflict. The only way to prevent it? Non-nuclear deterrents, like drones and interceptor missiles. Which we have to make cheaper, and more precise, with AI.
xkcd comic edit: First stick figure: NICHE FETISHES is second nature to us TRANSFEMS so it's easy to forget the average person probably only knows MECHSPLOITATION and one or two ANIMALGIRLS Second stick figure: and SISCON, of course. First stick figure: Of course. Caption: Even when they're trying to compensate for it, experts in anything wildly overestimate the average person's familiarity with their field.
Screenshot of the ending to Kid Icarus (NES). Pit strikes a heroic pose next to Palutena.
Screenshot of old CRPG Wizardry VI. The faces from the Groon cover have been edited into the party's character portrait slots.
MS Paint drawing. Bright daytime scene, a pile of rocks juts out over the water in full sun. A youth sits perched on the rocks, his back twisted away from the camera. His hair is dirty blonde and he wears gray swim trunks. His right arm is outstretched over the water as if searching for something. In the foreground, his mirrored reflection shows a mermaid in the same pose. The mermaid in the reflection has long red hair and a pink-purple tail pulled up under her; it has scales that irridesce light blue in the light.
Screencap from Tank Girl. Tank Girl and Jet are hanging out on the tank surrounded by an improbable array of weaponry. Tank Girl is smoking a cigarette.
Your result: nonbinary Creature you're not a woman or a man, you're more of a force of nature if anything. transphobes have gotten mad at you for being transmasc AND being transfem because they straight up don't know what the fuck you are. your hair is probably best described as "scraggly" and you're covered in random chunky jewelry on any given day.
Screencap from Kill 6 Billion Demons with Gog-Agog's title card drop. She appears in a shower of gore declaring "Your pal, GOG-AGOG!" Title card bottom right: GOG AGOG. THE GREAT DEVOURER. SCOURGE OF WORLDS. BEARER OF THE WORD BEAST AND GOD OF THE SEVEN PART WORLD.
Four panel comic from webcomic name by Alex Norris. Top left: A large crowd confronts a few outsiders. "You do not fit in here" Top right: The outsiders have removed themselves to their own smaller space. "Okay we will make our own place" Bottom left: The large crowd confronts the outsiders in their new space. "Why are you excluding us", prompting the outsiders to say "oh no" Bottom right: The crowd has crammed themselves into the small space the outsiders created for themselves. They confront the outsiders: "You do not fit in here"
Cropped screenshot of a bluesky post: that one's life, relationships, etc. are all fake and that a Real [Black or other] man will come along and cut you down to size one day. I don't think there are that many men who *don't* have these fears. what I don't get, even after reading about this phenomenon, is *why* this becomes *erotic*
Tweet: I’m not falling for that hot take that’s clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at I refuse to participate in that kind of perversion
“The traditional Confucian value emphasizes so much on family, and that everything should start from the family,” he said.
Edit of the original poster. "I will NOT live in fear" has been crudely edited down into "I will NOT live".
Meme in the style of "YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A CAR", saying YOU WOULDN'T post objectively true facts about the activities of A MOD
Screenshot of a Bluesky report popup. The reason "Unlabeled adult content" is selected on the report being submitted.
Screencap of 80s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon. April O'Neil, Michaelangelo, Donatello, Leonardo, Raphael, and Splinter.
A picture of the band Reel Big Fish posing with instruments
An edit of the above two buttons image. One of the buttons is a heart shaped button underneath a profile for an 18+ account.
Cartoon caricature of Zack Polanski from The Observer. His face is contorted into a big, toothy, slightly goofy grin with smiling cheeks and eyes. His nose is straight and noticeably not emphasized; the most prominent features are his mouth, chin, and ears.
A logo generated by pixelframe's Burger King font generator: https://pixelframe.design/burger-king-logo-font-generator It contains the familiar Burger King burger logo, with the text in the middle of the burger edited to read Mc Donald's (on two lines) and the tag line underneath "Eat Fresh."
Excerpt from Wikipedia: "Technological advances like the use of iron and a shortage of women due to selective female infanticide also likely had an impact.[17]"
Lazy MS paint edit of Gary Larson's "More trouble brewing" Far Side strip. Single panel, two properties separated by a fence. Right half: goobers board an airplane with a sign out front reading "the most vain mf on the planet." Left half: A shack surrounded by crocodiles, bearing a sign that reads "australia"
Edit of Calvin & Hobbes "if you could have anything" strip. Calvin: "If you could have anything in the world right now, what would it be?" Hobbes: "...Hmm..." Calvin: "Anything at all! Whatever you want!" Hobbes: "DIY hormones." Calvin: "DIY hormones?! What kind of stupid wish is THAT?!" Calvin: "Talk about a failure of imagination! I'd ask for an enlightened post-gender utopia where everyone can express themselves without conforming to binary stereotypes!" (Final panel: Hobbes is eating a sandwich. A syringe and vial sit on the counter. Calvin looks supremely irritated.) Hobbes: "I got MY wish."
The followers must feel humiliated by the ostentatious wealth and force fo their enemies. When I was a boy I was taught to think of Englishmen as the five-meal people. They ate more frequently than the poor but sober Italians. Jews are rich and help each other through a secret web of mutual assistance. However, the followers must be convinced that they can overwhelm the enemies. Thus, by a continuous shifting of rhetorical focus, the enemies are at the same time too strong and too weak. Fascist governments are condemned to lose wars because they are constitutionally incapable of objectively evaluating the force of the enemy.
The Ratchet Effect: Republicans turn everything to the right; Democrats block movement back to the left.
Doctored screenshot of the infamous Zero Wing opening. Caption below reads "CATS: HELLO! FUCK WAFFLE! TIME TO TALK."
An edit of the Calvin & Hobbes "playing doctor" script. CALVIN (as doctor): All right, what's wrong with you?... like I care. SUSIE (as patient): I'm transgender, doctor. CALVIN: You're transgender?! What kind of stupid problem is that?! SUSIE: You're the doctor! You're supposed to find out how to support me. CALVIN: It's psychosomatic. You need a placebo. I'll get you 1 mg pills. SUSIE: 1 mg orally?! That's not what a real doctor would say! CALVIN: Yeah? Who's wearing the stethoscope, you or me? Here's a mallet. Do you want anesthesia? SUSIE: Wh- That's to test reflexes! Y-you don't know anything! CALVIN: So you want a shot then? Like a shot in he mouth! SUSIE: That does it! I know more about medicine than you! I'll be the doctor now! CALVIN: Ow! Ow! Quit kicking! See, this is male socialized violence! Stop it! SUSIE: Say it! Say I'm the doctor! CALVIN (as himself): OK, you're the doctor! But I'm not going to be any patient of yours! I'm leaving! SUSIE: Fine! Good riddance! You ruin everything! FINAL PANEL, under New York Times masthead: The Surgeon General Should Issue A Warning About Trans Girls By Calvin Johnson
30ish year old woman with slightly messy shoulder length brunette hair, wearing a red and black checkered dress with a short black jacket