Government is Yoshi

@brien.rip

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skeeter etc.

"The tiger He destroyed his cage Yes YES The tiger is out" Poem by Nael, age 6
That scene from Boogie Nights of Scotty kissing Dirk and Dirk being upset about it, saying "what the hell is the matter with you, why did you do that Scotty?"
Sign that says "DONT MISS TACO TUES AND FAJ THUR"
Bluesky pop up telling me to invite my friends. Fuck outta here
Everlast in the House of Pain Jump Around video, wearing a Celtics jersey in NYC
Closeup of the credits in one of the images of the original post, specifically the cast of Dan Stevens, Eric Wareheim, and Reginald VelJohnson
Milhouse angrily asking "when are they gonna get to the fireworks factory"
A Joe Brandon "I Did That" you can still buy on Etsy for some reason
Vince McMahon saying "what's good in the hood" to John Cena, and about to give him positive reinforcement to continue doing what he's doing
Darius Rucker in a Brock Lesnar shirt
Fake Garth Brooks account referring to me as an amazing fan in the chat requests
Temperatures in my area for the next week. Today is a high of only 46° but it goes up tomorrow and is 60° or higher after that
Simpsons pic of Bart pressing a "you" button for a mechanical Smokey Bear with the line "you pressed 'you' referring to me"
Blurry Google Street View image of a sign outside a gas station that says PUT GAS VERE WE GOT GLOVES FOR YOU that lasted from 2020 until a few weeks back
A wildly untimely notification from Google Play about tonight being "film's biggest night" that was probably meant to be sent last Sunday for the Oscars
A screen of Susan Sarandon and Billy Bob Thornton as the titular Mr Woodcock from the feature film Mr Woodcock
Screenshot from local paper where a family owned marina was sold to private equity after declining other offers for several years and says the family "believed that Bain Capital and BlueWater shared similar values and vision for the business"
Screenshot of a video of a guy pointing at some address in Delaware, probably not important
My bank card calling my hell world subscription "personal care"
One of those Liam Gallagher "BUMBACLART" tweets but I've crudely edited it to say "BOMBOGENESIS"
That one idiot on here that was arguing that x is better than bluesky saying "I learn more on X."
The duckduckgo app for Android is displayed only as "duck.ai - private AI chat" even though I presume like 1% of users have it for that and have it for web browsing or app blocking
Screenshot of genius.com lyric from Pavement's "Summer Babe (Winter Version)" of the line "Everytime I sit around, I find I'm shot" and the annotation "Steve malkmus is expressing his frustration at how his ops always pull up on him"
The first guy in front of The Tam from the "obey your mother" video
Me texting a friend pretty much the same thing as Josh's post
Rudolf Höss toward the end of the film The Zone of Interest, staring down a hallway
Kazuchika Okada, in Knicks gear and holding a Knicks cap, saying "go Knicks"
Big Ed from 90 Day Fiance
Woman interrupting a post game newscast outside the Patriots game to say "Fuck Trump"
Instructions for a Christmas wish bridge to write a wish and put it on a tree
Daniel Day Lewis as Hawkeye from The Last of the Mohicans, who was arrested for sedition
Image of Sonic the Hedgehog, from the original game, dying after hitting spikes
Screenshot of the New Japan Pro Wrestling schedule, specifically of the upcoming New Year Dash!! event that happens every January 5
2026 Chuck Norris Calendar
"that doesn't work for me, brother" in the "Zohran Mamdani for New York" font and style
Closeup of the "I'm the guy who sucks / plus I got depression" shirt from Achewood
CVS screenshot showing 2 new entries in vaccine history
Jeopardy! contestant who wrote "Big Melon Town" as his Final Jeopardy! response
Screenshot of the small Yoshi portion of the video
Optimus Prime lookin at that cube
Old rotary phone in a green phone booth
Photo of me in one of those cutouts for kids to put their face in of a cartoon horse
Cartoon Fried Dough Man outside a Fried Dough stand at a fair
My first five Steam purchases: Psychonauts in 2010, Mass Effect in 2011, an EA Indie Bundle in 2012, and Fire Pro Wrestling World and some DLC for it in 2018
Screenshot of nypost explaining that in the WWE sex trafficking lawsuit, it is alleged that he referred to sex toys of different colors as different wrestlers based on their race
Fan holding a sign, but under herself so some words are obscured by a woman in front of her. It appears to say "at least I don't question my morality as an AEW fan"
That Heroes Reborn drawing of Captain America by Rob Liefeld where his chest sticks out like two feet from his head
bookshop.org receipt of Ken's book
2017 tweet from Trent Baretta "Stop asking if this is me my guy isn't some knife pervert"
Old joke about the brother help program on windows which was captioned "hulk hogan is trapped in my computer"
The "me and all my friends ninga turtles" Hulk Hogan tweet but I crudely altered it in Google Photos to include fire emojis and for it to say he's in hell
Tyler the Creator tweet "Un-Follow Me Now, This Is Gonna Be the Only Thing I Tweet About For The Next Week. Ive Wanted This For Years Fuck. What The Fuck."
Screenshot of 90 Day Fiance where a character is saying "I miss TV show" about Sex & the City
Email from livejournal telling me it's my lj's 23rd birthday
Eve Barlow whining about Seth Rogan calling her "Eve Fartlow", referring to it as "my hate name"
Samus Aran resting in a bed in Super Mario RPG (Switch)
Ad for Facebook Dating on Google Play Store
Screengrab of Lethal Weapon 3 of Murtaugh saying "Get off of my boat, Riggs" but poorly edited to say "Diggs" instead
Simpsons screen from when Rainer Wolfcastle couldn't say "up and atom" as Radioactive Man and instead said "up and at them"