Bristlebeard the Gutter Wizard

@bristlebeard.bsky.social

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Artist on a journey back from burnout. Nascent Gamedev. Probably AuDHD but can't afford the diagnoses. Looking for friends not followers. -{Fly No Flags}-

Engie, from Deep Rock Galactic, takes a break and is accosted by a fester flea!

A bit of my concept art that credibly depicts a nasty little guy called a swamp rake. It has a long neck armored on top, and festooned with a pelican like sack on the bottom. It's head is vaguely saurian but protruding from it's jaw is a series of long horns.
Does it use it's chin horns to dig mud critters out of the bog muck? Yeah, probably.

An elderly asian man, identified as OG San is seems to be saying "I will break all the light bulbs in your home" instead of "I'll punch your lights out". This illustrates how hard translation can be and it makes a great reaction image to fools online.

A cartoon version of Engineer from Deep Rock Galactic is having his comfy sandwich break in the Fungus Bogs when he's rudely interrupted by a pesky fester flea.

Superman grin under text stating "Me loving twice as much so a hater out there isn't making a difference"

First panel: A caveman is pushing a block of stone pats a caveman with wheel of stone. The second caveman offers a try at the wheel for the first caveman.
Second panel: The first cave man is now pushing the wheel of stone flat on it's side, duplicating his previous efforts while the second caveman watches with a look of confusion.

Duel eyes Dom is aghast

A cartoon crow approves, croaking out a friendly "hell yeah"

A screenshot from discord saying "I am endlessly locked in plans for the future, each one precious, indispensable, and not fit for the present circumstances.

So, onto the backburner it goes, with all the other plans. Until there's a pile of pots, all half full of expectations for the future.

Suddenly, there's only one burner left on the stovetop, ever encroached upon by standbys and what-ifs.

Also the dishwasher needs to be emptied but we're rather torturing the metaphor at that point..."

Box of Uuuuuuuhhhhhhh with uuuuuuuuuh&uhhhhhhhh

[pictured, a marble bust of Plato, with following text printed beside it]
If you do not take interest in the affairs of your government, then you are doomed to live under the rule of fools. -Plato

A lone capybara soaks in a pool astride a babbling brook in the first panel. The second panel shows the tranquility of the scene being shattered by the capy's freakishly long arms stretching up to clap above it's head. Peace returns in the third panel, but will this peace last? Only time will tell. Oh and there's some birds too.

It's pokemon that is a ring of keys. A keyring if you will. Its name is klefkey. God has abandoned this franchise.