Britality

@britality.bsky.social

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@br_tal_ty from the Bird Site. Animals, books, quirky stuff, video games, putting the "social" in social media. I was once shocked by an electric fence. Greater (much greater, like might as well be Iowa) Chicagoland area.

Hand holding a smushed together cluster of mini egg chocolate about 2" long
Tumblr screenshot: user blessyouhawkeye jokes if you get over 1000 notes your joke is automatically exposed to people who have never heard a joke in their life. They follow up mocking typical responses like "why would you say that? Because it's funny" "why would you do that? Because it's a joke". The last note says "you guys will never believe what's happening to this post".
Selfie of Brittany holding a diet coke can
Screenshot of email notification from PayPal that says one cent will be refunded.
Corky, a tan and white corgi mix, lies on the floor with an accusing stare, very wet from a recent bath
A small black cat with a hairless belly and an orange Halloween collar curls up facing right against a larger tortie facing left, both upon a teal hoodie on a dark green couch cushion.
Meme with three panels: first has a bird with text "he snackle", second has two birds with "he attackle, but most importantly" and third has a bird with text "he grackle"
Tumblr post: "there's something endlessly hilarious to me about the phrase 'hotly debated' in a academic context. Like I just picture a bunch of nerds at podiums and one's like 'of course there was a Paleolithic bear cult in northern Eurasia' and another one just looks him in the eye and says "I'll kill you in real life, kevin". Reply post is a screenshot of some printed text that says "the Milton scholars screamed and argued about how the serpent was supposed to move before it crawled on its belly. Dr. Matthews, enraged that Dr. Goldstein could believe the serpent bounced around on the coiled end of its tail, flipped over the conference table. 'Satan is not a fucking pogo stick!' he howled.
Tumblr post that says "every time I move I crunch like popcorn" and a reply that says "and every time we kiss I swear I could fly"
Screenshot of listing of denim shorts simply titled Baggy Jort
Screenshot of marketplace listing for 1988 Toyota hi ace van painted turquoise with red interior accents and red and yellow and navy stripe
Close up shot of Diane the tortie cat with a pink strawberry collar
Screenshot of die on this hill game website phrase generator that says "30-50 feral hogs is the cultured man's nostalgia"
Thad the black cat loafs on top of a tan wicker side table while Diane the tortie loafs underneath it
Plastic corgi bubble maker where the bubble wand apparatus is inside the corgi's gaping mouth
Selfie showing one of two tiny pigtails behind head
Meme titled "the care tag on the back of my neck" with picture of cardboard box pictographs of umbrella with "fargile", up arrows with "keep dry", wine glass with "upwaprd" and follow up comment that says "this is what's hanging on our wall instead of "live, laugh, love"
Cartoon Huey, Dewey, and Louie
Screenshot of Trans Lifeline page showing phone numbers and times of operation
Thad the black cat is curled up inside a grey felt cube cat house
Screenshot of DSW black and white shoe with red straps and seashell shaped block heel
Screenshot of Walmart ad on Facebook for five gallon bucket of Claussen Dill Pickle spears
Corky corgi is on his side on the rug and Diane the calico is a wide loaf behind him
Screenshot of St. Louis County Facebook post announcing a new sculpture, the leaning tower of t-ravs (toasted ravioli)
Close up of bright yellow ceramic planter sculpted to resemble a pile of lemons, with the unfortunate effect of most of the lemon end nubs appearing to be erect nipples
Screenshot from Wired magazine daily digest titled "Super Bowl Halftime Show Complaints Focused on Lack of DEI for White People" with snippet "The FCC received 125 complaints about Kendrick Lamar's concert, according to public records obtained by WIRED, with many focusing on the lack of white performers"
New inhaler on left, almost one inch taller than old style with the medicine canister protruding most of the way
Pesto sausage burrata red onion hot honey pizza 🤤
Gustav Klimt: The Complete Paintings coffee table edition with beautiful gilt cover
Corky dog faces right, Diane the calico cat faces the camera, Thad the black cat is in the foreground on an ottoman and all appear to be in a meeting
Screenshot of FB post that says "No babe you're good it's just ur traumatizing backstory that u told like a stand up comedy routine surprised me a lil bit"
Little brown puppy climbs up the wall of his pen for pets
Thad the small black cat sits in a turquoise plastic milk/storage crate turned on its end
Thad the black cat is curled up on a white fleece blanket on Brittany's lap
Salt bagel with bacon egg cheese potato latke
Pigeon on a crosswalk in NYC
Rainbow bagel with bacon egg and cheese being split in half with slow gooey cheese pull
Diane the calico cat lolls behind keyboard on a desk
Brittany's left hand in foreground in a fist but with gold ring with emerald kite cut and surrounding setting filigree embellishment on ring finger visible
Text from linked Reuters article highlighting that current and former Musk employees moved sofa beds into OPM headquarters accessible only by badge or escort
Brittany sits on couch wearing a very oversized rainbow print pale blue fleece, stretched over crossed legs, peeking out of the too large hoodie
Partially finished bones of R2D2 Lego set where you can still see the inside and he has no head yet
Cadbury Dairy Milk Mini Egg chocolate bar from Canada
Corky Corgi on his back with his paws bent looking silly
Libbey vintage glassware set, mint green horizontal bands at the bottom, white looping vertical design kinda like ribbon candy, on display at an antique store
Thad the black cat curls his head into his sister Diane the calico cat's neck atop a red fleece blanket on the couch
Corky the Corgi mix sleeps with his head under the pink Christmas tree, on top of an unwrapped gift, next to a mishmosh of more wrapped and unwrapped gifts
A large calico cat butt obscures the bottom half of Brittany's face. There are colorful bookshelves partially visible in the background.
Foreground: hand holding sausage egg and cheese bagel sandwich, but the top bagel piece is maybe 1 cm thick and the bottom piece is 5-6 cm. Corky the Corgi is in the background staring at the sandwich intently.
Screenshot of a reel where the caption said "are those the Backstreet Boys" and a child's arms are holding a book titled "the world's most evil serial killers"