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Only punch to the right. gay! | leftist! | nerd! | lawyer 😑 nyc (optimistic) | he/him | 🍉🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🌻

Alt text that casually describes my perfect game (without credit for speed) but sounds natural and not too proud about it
OP writes “This will never not be right to me” while quoting Cory Booker: “You may disagree with Kamala Harris on 10% of her views but you let someone get into office who you disagree with on everything.” Parker Malloy queries: “Okay, but whether or not he’s right, is that a message you think will get those voters back?” OP responds “I am not a politician.”
Toby from The West Wing, reacting superstitiously to premature celebration by demanding to know “You wanna tempt the wrath of the whatever from high atop the thing?”
King Penguin, eyes narrowed, queries “do you yield?” Bowser, eyes wide and grinning, responds “I do not.”
Confused white lady meme, querying “The WHAT?”
“We felt like continued updates were just going to sour people on the whole thing,” Gibson said. “Because all we could really say is ‘We’re still working on it.’”
Jaremi Carey, formerly known as Phi Phi O’Hara, leans forward shouts at Sharon Needles (off-screen): “At least I am a showgirl, bitch! Go back to Party City where you belong!”
THE NEW YORK TIMES August 3, 2025 As male social circles shrink, female partners say they are expected to meet more social and emotional needs. This kind of labor has a name: “mankeeping.”
Meme image in the style of a motivational poster depicts a black bear sitting at a picnic table with his paws resting atop it. Text reads: PATIENT BEAR Will be ready when you are
Yoshitaka Amano artwork of Gilgamesh, a recurring character in the Final Fantasy universe known for stealing weaponry and wielding innumerable arms somehow at once.
Drag legend Detox, clad in black feathers, gesticulates and shouts “I’ve had it! Officially!”
Aaron Reichlin-Mallick responds to a comment asking what assurances we have if Trump unilaterally attempts via EO to end citizenship for all migrants from a given country. He writes “It wouldn’t be worth the paper it was written on. That is not a thing the president can do.”
Drag legend Katya Zamolodchikova spreads her legs upon a dated yellow patterned couch. Her makeup is facetiously smeared, her leggings torn, her tuck meaty. She appears to wail. Helpfully, a closed caption reads [SPREADS LEGS].
An “amogus” from the breathtakingly popular pandemic-era multiplayer “assassin” game Among Us, cited by NBC News as a key element in radicalizing Luigi Mangione