Mark GJ

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IN COLOUR - Current project: Auntie's Favourites - The stories behind the BBC's 200, um, 250 Most-Broadcast Programmes. Current progress: 248 down, 2 to go https://brokentv.uk/

Lee Tracy squints while fast talkin' into an old-timey telephone.
Limmy looking sad after rediscovering how bad Atari 2600 games were.
It's Wayne Rooney. Okay, it's Henry VIII
Alan Partridge playing a dictaphone message to Lynn: "Sack Thomas Tuchel for being un-good."
A "No Piracy" warning splash screen for RPCS3, a PS3 emulator.
A pair of Adidas Gazelles but with pink and white fur. Located here if you're wondering: https://www.thehipstore.co.uk/product/ecru-tint-adidas-originals-gazelle-indoor-womens/19721482/
The "Days without an accident" scene from The Simpsons' title sequence, but with "Years of Hurt" on the sign instead.
Zuckerberg wearing some stupid glasses.
The All Clear Travel Insurance couple and their cold dead eyes
Rockin' Robin cycles around The Racecourse pitch
Two roman guards run toward a locked door, saying "Quick - burst down the door! Without us by side, he's in danger! He'll be furious if he's assassinated!"
Poster for the film Shopping (1994) which is shite and has the Amiga game Crazy Cars III being played on a Game Gear my Jude Law.
What was meant to be on BBC One tonight
The Scary Picture from Look Around You. A bear growls next to a skeleton
Table of England on BBC vs ITV during International Competitions (since 1996). BBC win % is 74.18%, ITV win % is just 35.29%
Headline: Wrexham AFC and Firefox Announce Multi-Year Front-of-Kit Partnership
Tagline for the 1929 film High Voltage, "Troubled hearts - hunger - and a girl's fingers on the organ."
Morocco coach Mohamed Quahbi in some electroclash-appropriate glasses
A Scottish sicko proclaiming "AYE.. HA HA HA... AYE!"
Marge Simpson to Aussie barman: "No. I said Nintendo controller. Nin-tend-oh."
A Gagfax screen from Three Of A Kind, denoting a bad joke.
Headline: England get hostile welcome in Mexico City
A plate with the Grange Hill flying sausage on it.
End of the Egypt v Australia match, with the caption "You have been watching" in Cooper Black font.
BARB Ratings for w/e 25 Oct 2009, TV Burp's ratings total 12.44m, putting it just behind X Factor.
A Lemuroid home screen, containing lots of fun games.
Mark & Lard, who refused to move to London to do the R1 Breakfast Show but instead did it from Manchester, because it's radio.
Patrick Blower doing a weak Corrie reference to No 10 North
Hilda Ogden's Muriel and Ducks